Prove to me, without the use of memes, that Australia isn't the best, most liveable country on Earth

Prove to me, without the use of memes, that Australia isn't the best, most liveable country on Earth.

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You live here

Fpbp Australian savagery.

I don't want to be ruled over by large flightless birds..

>go to poo in loo
>spider bites you on the bum
>die of a swollen arse

The Emu's are behind fences, mart sharter.

Only 70% of your graduates find employment in four years, despite skyrocketing tuition fees.

it isnt new zealand

same country with fewer spiders, safer beaches, closer beaches and better countryside and a less likely target for terrorist attacks

australia is pretty good even considering all that though, far better than anything in europe

>implying we have emus in our suburbs and cities
>implying there are such things as poo spiders
>implying any smart australian gets an education here
>implying you don't have the worst accent in all history, rampaging maori fucks who still do war tribe dances, countryside littered with sheep. The only significant thing your country has done was be the place that lord of the rings was shot

>New Zealand
What a meme.

There was a red-back on the toilet seat
When I was there last night,
I didn't see him in the dark,
But boy! I felt his bite!
And now I'm ere in hospital,
A sad and sorry plight,
And I curse the red-back spider
On the toilet seat last night.

Red backs hidden under toilet seats have been the death of too many good aussies.

>go to Australia to hang out with cousins
>get off the plane, meet my cousin Bobaroo in the lobby
>say hi to his lovely wife and sister, Jilldidgeridoo
>"G'DAY MOIATE I HAVN'T SEEN YA IN A JIFFY MATE"
>I respond "o-o-ok"
>leave airport
>wherethefuckareallthecars.jpg
>"YEW LOOKIN' FOR THE ROLLIN METAL BEASTIES MATE? WE DONT HAVE THEM AROUDN HERE"
>takes me to the parking lot where we mount his giant kangaroo
>6 hours later, driving through the outback to get to his home
>suddenly hear a loud, shrill yell behind us "WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOOP"
>cousin says "AH BLOODY HELL ITS THE BUGGIN POLICE"
>look behind us
>fat middle-aged man in a cowboy had riding a black and white kangaroo is closing on us fast, he starts screaming "WEE WOOO WEE WOOO"
>cousin screams "YA AINT TAKING US ALIVE YOU BLOODY CUNT"
>suddenly the sounds of breaks start screeching as cousin steers kangaroo off highway and into the desert, he starts laughing like a madman
>police officer yells "YA AINT GETTIN AWAY THAT EASY MATE"
>suddenly police officer's kangaroo's venomous tail extends out and lashes Jilldidgeridoo in the shoulder infecting her with venom
>she falls to the sand below and is immediately swarmed by man-eating platypus
>ask why cousin isn't crying
>"MOIATE I HAVE TEN OTHER SISTERS TO MARRY"
>he immediately produces a jar of vegemite from his pocket and starts spilling it all over the ground
>police officer immediately stops, bends to his knees and starts to slurp up the vegemite with his tongue as we ride off into the sunset
>few hours later, we're still not at cousin's house, had to take refuge in a cave at the uluru for the night
>the mail delivery dingo delivers us news paper, read the police officer died because the vegemite stung him with its venomous fangs
>wake up, abos took all of our stuff and made off with our kangaroo
>we both get stung by scorpions and die

>implying you aren't the literal butt of world

World's poo oozes out through ooztralia, hence the name.
True story

>implying you aren't the literal butt of world
>India

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Didn't some guy get bit on the dick by a spider and die not long ago there ?

>literally the niggers of the anglosphere

>not even top 5

Also, no offense and Im sure there little you can do about it, but Id rather not have to dodge toilet spiders everyday just to be able to take a shit.

>live in new zealand
>walk down a street
>see chinks everywhere
>day instantly ruined

You're behind the fences m8

>live in England
>walk down bazaar
>see two white English men
>day instantly haram

Australia used to have a problem with chinks.
We still do, but now we also have more shitskins.

>Live in Austria
>.. probably eat sauerkraut or something

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This.

>live in Austria
>... probably best quality of life in the world and Straya cant handle it

youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

>most liveable
It really isn't.

It's full of Australians

>90% of the country is scorched earth
>even ticks can kill you
>danger lurks around every corner
>dingos stole your bebbes
>muslims
>coral reefs are ded

>Melbourne wins most liveable city in the world
imo every other state that isn't victoria are shitdicks.

Because it isn't the USA.

Because you don't accept memes as proof

Whats with the extreme censorship and expensive video games?

I heard Abos throw shit like tires in rural roads so they can ambush you. Is that true?

Also, is the Great Barrier Reef completely dead yet? Is it getting too hot over there?

its actually even worse than this

>housing unaffordable
>rent seeker economy
>muh choina next superpower
>the dumbest cunts on the planet second only to the U.S.A
>Australian Football is actually on tv and loved

Kek

>wanting to live in a country where spiders are as big as your foot
>wanting to wear a harness all the time

can confirm.

Because of this
youtube.com/watch?v=h0wiqkWhlPw

It rains and the internet goes down for hours

GAY F L

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Yes this is true, in the outback they will throw shit at cars or trucks (mainly big rigs). They try to throw spears in the radiators.

They're about $79AU so $55 US?..

No.

No still alive and plenty of backpack qts up there.

Australia seems like a fine place, but doesn't everything kill you there?

The hawk just wanted to get the gooks out of his country, he dindu nuffin.

Do they rape you afterwards?

Florida exists. You guys are a close second in my book though.

I hear florida man's a pretty crazy cunt.

piss weak eco system, crumbling when ever introduced to more evolved species

yeah he's pretty nuts. Keeps things interesting though

It's very nice mate. I visit Straya every year as I have mates in Perth.
My sister lives in NZ, so it breaks up the journey - I also go to Singapore on the way.

Straya is very similar to UK in culture; good bants, beer, but that FUCKING HEAT. Fuck that shit.
Anything over 20 degrees is tropical madness.
A correct temperature for living comfy is between 0 and 10 degrees.

NZ is slower and has less bants. I feel like I'm in rural Northern England in NZ with my sis.
Ausland is a bit different. Also your country is fucking huge. When I fly over it, only desert for 5 hours.

Well, whatever. Here's a pic of where I live.

Biggest rivaly is the cricket.

Classic Somali Swede post.

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No memes, just facts.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

I can't. I want to visit there really bad. I want to see some of your tropical forests in the northeast and just absorb the banter.

Australians are my favorite posters here. I love you guys.

Also, an ex gf of mine used to live there and she loved it. Hope to one day tour your country. Hopefully I'll make it Out alive

There's good eating on them, had some last time I was in Florida. Didn't need to use a lure in Florida. Florida gators are brave enough to attack people. Well, maybe that is stupid enough, sure don't go well for the gator when they try

underrated

They are fucking delicious.

fucking shitposting anzacs

I think we just found our spiciest new meme

uuuh, Emu pie. Never had that! Gator, snake, spider (tarantula), shark, roo... but never Emu. Do I need to go to the land of bantz to have this elusive dish?

It's probably okay to live in, but is one of the most boring countries I have ever been to. Even Canada has more entertaining cities.

I think there are a few emu farms in the US but if not, probably.

They could only negotiate an armistice. The threat still looms.

full of rapists in sydney

and spiders and bogans behind every corner.

nty ill stay in comfy canada.

bbc.com/news/world-australia-36136635

I can see why

theglobeandmail.com/news/news-video/video-justin-trudeau-encourages-china-to-do-more-on-human-rights/article31661291/

If it were a whitetail instead, his cock could've rotted.

Saved and posted to Reddit, faggot.

>xd the affairs of the state effect you
>xd i swear australia isnt affected by chinks!

Just stop.

thanks for the (You) burger i was getting scared nobody would reply to my brilliance

hmmm, might go for that next time vacation time rolls round. So, this emu pie. Is a golden gaytime a prober desert after that?

A pack of Marlboro in Hungary: $4.00
A pack of Marlboro in Australia: $25.00+

A house in Australia: $750.000
A house in Hungary $100.000

thanks, but Aboland is just a huge scam

Australia is an expensive shithole

its not, thats why aussies are loved by Sup Forums
>put a bunch of criminals (low offense but still) in an arid desert, tell them to farm for freedom
>everything there wants to kill them, odds stacked against any humans settling there
>become 1st world country in a couple hundred years
you're proof whites are the superior race

all the worse french people are there I don't want to see them

>Average wage in Hungary: 2 servings of Goulash and some mouldy bread
>Average wage in Australia: Half of Hungary's GDP

Seriously though yeah it is too expensive.