Irl shilling job offer

I got offered a job at some "grassroots canvassing campaign" whose goal is to "prevent Donald trump from getting elected at all costs". I'd be going door to door shilling irl. The pay is $75 a day and the hours are flexible and I could really use the money. I already have a job and I'll probably leave whenever it's convenient for me. However, my question is, how can I fuck their operation up from the inside while getting paid to do it. Help me Sup Forums

Take the job, shill for The Donald instead. Kek wills it.

How much autonomy would you have? I'm a canvassing manager IRL. If you're given a lot of leeway and autonomy, just shill for Donald at the door instead.

Plz guyz

>$75 a day

I will be by myself at the doors so that was kind of my plan already. Not sure if I'd have any other duties, but id like to hinder them as much as possible

You could also redpill your fellow canvassers.

That's like $9999999 canacuck bucks a day to you friend

Also, see if you can find other Donald Trump supporters that you can bring into the job.

Take the job, you're not selling your soul any more or less than with any other job.

Shill for whatever, in the end it's all a circus. At least make some money out of it, the elections are orchestrated and amount to nothing.

In the end if you like Trump you could shill for him instead.

Or if you dont want to shill, if you have a partner or you work in a group, you can let the rest shill more than you.

I'd shill for Hillary too if someone payed me a reasonable amount.

Shill for hillary and low key drop truth about her war crimes and corruption. Then (((accidently))) say Make America Great Again.

>while wearing a shirt that says vote trump on your back so you shill for trump when you turn your back to the home owner

I'm in North Carolina so most people are either relocated yank liberal pussies or die hard redneck idiots and it's pretty hard to find anyone inbetween

>$75/day

jesus fuck. i make $250/day and im not even done with college

What the fuck do you do

never been to canada you can't trust the flags friendo

Shill for Trump instead.
Dump whatever material on Shillary in a dustbin somewhere.

Whereabouts in NC? That's where I'm located too (WNC). I've got some insight into some of the major markets there.

>$75 a day

T-thanks

Durham

quality control for a construction company

This is the most obvious solution. Shill for Don and relay information about the organization to Sup Forums.

quality control for a general contractor

>Implying everyone wouldn't just slam the door in your face

Make offhand, apologetic comments about Hillary's escapades while making angry yet enlightening comments about Trump's fight against the media and politicians.

Be rude, unprofessional, and entitled. Act like the kind of person who wants Hillary to win even if it means sacrificing dignity.

Leave Sup Forums info graphs in the mailbox.

I'm broke you fags I make like $500 a week not everyone is a neurosurgeon

Indians typically lean conservative. See if you can find any MAGA indians over on the Raleigh side of things ala Morrisville (also all of the Indians around RDU are basically geniuses, so you can avoid the redneck vibe as well).

not a neurosurgeon. i just have a dangerous job at very odd hours that is hard to fill

This. Become pic related and act so annoying and full of yourself so they think about what kind of faggots actually Hillary. You can drop the act and go back to a normal look after the election.

OP, if you dump all of this group's info on this board with a bitcoin wallet address, i will persinally send you 25 dollars in BTC for the risk that you will be taking

Also, use a proxy...dont want to be 'suicided'

Fuck you nigger, I make just over half that. Been job hunting lately though.

I want work like this because I don't have obligations or family to worry about. But I'm basically a nigger with a high school diploma and felonies. What kind of credentials are needed?

>$75 a day
Just do it Pedro, gotta feed those spiclets and it sure beats the mushroom farm.

I'm just a server, but I work close to 50 hours every week. But $75 a day to shill seems like a decent oppotunity

Pretend to be pro-Hillary and simply talk about how it's going to be so awesome when she bombs the middle east and kills shitskin sub-human muslims.
Talk about how she's an amazing liar who can get away with anything. Boast about it tell them how awesome it is that she is above the law and gets away with racism while Trump gets called a racist 24/7. Make those your talking points.

Lmao I make 50 a day

You should be like I'm gettingpaid by the clinton campaign to tell lies on her behalf i smoked crack cocaine and this is my work release program so i dont have to make up the time in prison i'm a registered sex offender and hillarys gonna give me a second chance in life

Shill for trump until you get fired

not sure what you'd need in the usa. is there something like "real estate appraisal/tax assesor." you'll want to avoid the small fish and try to get in with a big company or on a big building site. lots of work to do there and lots of money floating around.

also, you can try to go for engineering. i assume it same in the usa but here all the big firms are still owned and run by whites and they very much want to hire good little whites instead of pajeet poo in loo.

This wins

This same thread was posted weeks ago with the same picture in the OP

I applied today for an IRL shilling job. Gonna shill for don and prob. relay shit to you guys about it. Will deliver with photos in a thread next week about the place.

SHIT NIGGA. I'll do anything for that kind of cash. Who gives a shit about principles? That's easily 4000 per month for the next three months. FUCK YOU NIGGERS. SIGN ME UP.

Sabotage them from the inside

Purposely fuck up, call people racists on their doorstep, throw away their campaign materials etc.

See how long you can keep it up til you get fired

That's actually a pretty good one, considering this

>leave job
>unemployed

just a (((coincidence)))

Pretend to be the most vapid, toxic SJW imaginable. Word drop the most cringy stuff you can think of.

Talk about white genocide and how it is important that white people atone for the sin of colonization by becoming a minority in the country they built and driven out of like Rhodesia.

Praise Rhodesia, Brazil, and South Africa as countries the US should idolize.

I'm going to college for mechanical engineering but I don't have the patience to wait for my borderline useless associates degree. So I'd like to find something similar to this in the meantime until I get my masters. Anyway, thanks for the suggestions user.

It's something I can do along with my job idiot

good luck man. stick it out for mechanical engineering. it will be worth it.

This is my first thread on Sup Forums Jesus you fuckers must smoke a shitload of weed or something it's not a (((coincidence))) plenty of people have that image and I'm sure some other nigger got a similar opportunity as me and also decided to post here

Wow I wish I could get a job like this.
I hate working with pajeets

Damn, I'm a cook but don't get that many hours, so I'm looking for more work. I couldn't bring myself to shill against Trump but if you need the money, go for it. I guess just try to be as shitty of employee as possible when you can get away with it.

This

Do a terrible job shilling for hill

Stutter, make it clear you are a brainwashed robot carrying out hillaries will, tell them you get paid 20$ a day, etc.

Make it seem like hillary does not give a fuck about you, even though you work for her. Make it so painfully obvious that it leaves people with a bad taste in their mouths. Learn the dead soulless stare, CALL PEOPLE RACISTS FOR SUPPORTING TRUMP, use buzzwords and sjw arguments and be so obnoxious it is impossible to agree.

Ffs, any decent manual labour job will land you more than that. I work in unschooled factory work while studying and I make €115 a day

I wouldn't shill for Hillary even if you paid me. I wouldn't shill for Hillary even if SHE paid me.

This. What could be more apt than shilling for Trump whilst making Hillary pay for it?

Has my vote.

>I'm broke you fags I make like $500 a week not everyone is a neurosurgeon

lel, I make 60k a year as a shift manager at Burger King. Get a life m8

I make that in a month
I'm dead inside

>Knock on door
>"Hello, sir, I'm here to talk to you about Hillary Clinton. I know that she wears adult diapers and is only kept alive through the magic of Disney's Animatronics™, but here are the reasons why you should vote for her...

It's as simple as that. Slip in some information in a way that makes it seem like it's public knowledge and accepted by the campaign, and bull past it with the worst talking points imaginable. Make the people argue with you, then leave after conceding the point. Hell, if you can, dump whatever fliers you have in the garbage on the way out. Just have more stack waiting to go for the next house. Put on a show.

When going door to door hand out anti-hillary info graphics instead of whatever crap they handed to you. Don't really try to be pro-Donald because that might turn some people off, just show what crimes Hillary is responsible for and that should seal the deal.

just do your job incredibly poorly

make yourself out to be an idiot and just canvas by saying things like "donald is literally hitler, hes evil you are a racist if you vote for him"

Be a bad shill.
Tell them you're being paid to convince people.

>Praise Rhodesia, Brazil, and South Africa as countries the US should idolize.

Don't forget to talk about how these now GREAT!, non-racist countries are best allies with the People's Communist Republik of China, the most pro-human rights, anti-corruption country in the world with utmost care for the environment.