Brit/pol/ - Comfy edition

>Today's Papers 2/9/16
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>মিরপুরে জঙ্গী আস্তানায় পুলিশের অভিযান, নিহত ১
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37257138

>Why the Remainers are still clinging on to dreams of overturning Brexit and how they hope to do it
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/02/why-the-remainers-are-still-clinging-on-to-dreams-of-overturning/

>Labour MP (((Ruth Smeeth))) receives hanging death threat
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-37253977

>Scottish independence: Sturgeon launches 'new conversation'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37250448

>Sturgeon's latest independence drive could be ILLEGAL, say furious Tories
express.co.uk/news/politics/706703/Sturgeon-under-fire-Tories-call-probe-independence-drive-illegal

>Calais 'Jungle' camp: UK urged to take in 400 refugee children
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37249847

>Caroline Lucas and Jonathan Bartley elected Green party co-leaders
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/sep/02/green-party-conference-leader-lucas

>Scots don't support a second independence referendum
yougov.co.uk/news/2016/09/01/davidson-now-more-popular-sturgeon-scotland/

>Ban the burka, says majority of the British public
yougov.co.uk/news/2016/08/31/majority-public-backs-burka-ban/

Upcoming:
>Nigel Farage will present another unmissable show at 10am on Saturday
lbc.co.uk/the-nigel-farage-show-watch-live-136388

>Question Time on Thursday at 21:00
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006t1q9

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snp.org/survey
youtu.be/vy-UEdxQShk
newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2016/09/ukip-surge-labour-losing-its-welsh-heartlands
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>>মিরপুরে জঙ্গী আস্তানায় পুলিশের অভিযান, নিহত ১

I got this BBC alert message as well

What the fuck is even happening

>>মিরপুরে জঙ্গী আস্তানায় পুলিশের অভিযান, নিহত ১
>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37257138

Courtesy of Jewgle Translate

Mirpur police raided a militant hideout , killing 1

Mirpur in Dhaka, Bangladesh, where people suspected militants in a raid on a suspected militant was killed , three policemen were injured . Rahman Dhaka Metropolitan Police spokesman said the police operation is still in progress . The injured police officer in charge of the city is to stay in Rupnagar

Question for bongs: how many non-British people do you see on a typical day?

>tfw my sister starts uni in a few weeks
>tfw she says she's pansexual
>tfw she's dyed her hair purple

Fucking Christ

I'm already depressed and lonely. An hero when?

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Early for Karen!

>Scottish independence: Sturgeon launches 'new conversation'
>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37250448
Why do anti-Western leftists always ignore referendums when they don't win?

J U S T

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Another question: why the fuck is that BBC article in sandtalk?

On the odd days I go outside, maybe about 5% of people. It's hearing the accents which grates me more though. Maybe that's just my autism.

Pepe > Wojak > Karen

I'm probably more British than anyone else in this thread.

Because the BBC is run by jews and pakis

Hopefully it's a phase, if she doesn't stop this shit she'll have a hard time in the real world.

just left my flat and seen at least 30 Islamics

I think their might be a stealth mosque near me as I've never seen so manu around here before

THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING ALERT IN THAT HINDU LANGUAGE

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

Post passport

>implying Pepe isn't being raped by normies
>implying Wojak won't soon overtake him as the icon of the memetic underground

Who here has led a thousand ARYANS into the blood refineries today?

Post hand and timestamp. We've heard that before.

link to new alert?

I, myself am on a godlike streak today. 9 vicious aryans brutally ganged up on me, but I slayed them with mary a mark upon me.

What does this one say?

Lads, why did the FTSE jump up 2.2% today?

What happened?

Boris made his way to Vienna.

Rumors that the 2nd congress of Vienna will soon be chaired by him have put faith back into the stock markets.

who else a student and shitting themselves for freshers ?

how do i make friends ?

Be good at sports, especially rugby.
Join rugby team.

shoulda gone open uni and never leave the house

>That image

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They removed the funny text page. ;_;

Absolutely beautiful. Keep slaying those vile ARYANS. There will be nary a single one left in these coming years.

I look forward to sharing the post ARYANDIED world with my beautiful ANGLO companions.

HUZZAH! FOR ALBION!

>tfw going back to college at 24 to re-do my GCSE Maths and English

Am i going to be stuck with chav grade shitters?

I've got to dress up as an animal beginning with M for one of my freshers socials… I fucking hate enforced fun tbqh

join clubs

This is an American website on the American Internet. You guys need to stop making this thread
Sage

Everyone realised they were lied to.

>JP Morgan finally admit Brexit doom-mongering was all lies
express.co.uk/news/uk/702262/brexit-economy-uk-jp-morgan-ftse-100-britain

Join societies, participate, if someone offers you to join something do it.

In my experience, the conservative society is always where the bants are.

Well your maybe an Anglo.

> be scottish
> surrounded by SNP SJWS
> constantly hounded for being brexiteer
> facebook all about "muh Indy ref 2 do this survey"

I FUCKING HATE THE SNP WHEN WILL THEY ACCEPT BASED BREXIT REEEEEE

I'm gonna start spamming lads:

snp.org/survey

Most likely yes. Do an online distance learning course and just do the exams at a test centre if you feel like it.

Very well. You can join us.

youtu.be/vy-UEdxQShk

bit late for that, i am a lazy shit
i am living in private halls which is same thing, its with unite students. basically a giant halls of residence only for students. i guess i will try make an effort with flatmates

I know. Although I'm not one to talk

We need POO POO PEE PEE to scare normies away

Who /get up at 5pm here/

kek

The British passport isn't actually mine.

distance learning course mate but they are a bit pricey and you must be disciplined

I have to sit the courses for a whole year due to my age, it's at night so i think the course is aimed for adults but i still don't want to be stuck with shitters.

Idk desu

I stay at home while going to uni. Made no friends.

this

but at least everyone else will be doing it too

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Assuming I don't leave my local town then maybe 1 or 2 at most. If I go to the the next town over it would be over 50%. Unfortunately it's only a matter of time before the same fate befalls my town.

moi

Making a bunch of fake surveyors, if we make it look fake, they'll lose legitimacy

Go as a Man.

I was until a few weeks ago but I fixed my sleeping pattern. Got up at 7am today.

Shane I can't fix my depression

Were you one of the 4%?

Starting a 12 hour shift in 1.15hrs

>blackface
>"I'm a monkey!"

do you ever get depressed that life is passing you by or when you see old friends doing something with their life and you're not ?

None

I have a job and feel like that.

Sitting in my local doctors waiting room right now. Only two other whites and it's an old couple. Why are they coming to outer London it used to be comfy here.

Yeah at least everybody will feel like a total pillock this
Everybody has a different letter so I would just look like a grumpy twat who hadn't made an effort
kek, great way to make friends

They are some very comfy headlines, Can we actually meme Britian Great Again™?

Nope. I don't really see what old friends are doing since I don't have a facebook.

you consider republican scum british?

None, unless I want an indian

Because they're poor, like you.

>london
there's your problem lad

What's your take on the alt right faggots

i used to feel the same when i was in retail but it was a family business so it was a little cozy

i used to get depressed that my friends were finishing uni and i was not

now i am off to uni next week but instead of feeling happy i feel nothing

when i got my results and accepted into /uniofexeter/ for a law degree i did not even care

i just feel empty most of the time

Yes. Not a day goes by without me hating myself. I've fallen behind everyone. Even people I used to be smarter and more confident than. My life is over. And my life was shit to begin with. Really wanna off myself desu.

Like 0 most days

t. Northerner

Moving to Canterbury soon, should be nice and white.

>Nigel Farage will present another unmissable show at 10am on Saturday
i'm going to call in with a Sup Forums related question
please give ideas

If your under 30, just go travelling mate

why is sturgeon so desperate for independence ?

>The Ukip surge: is Labour losing its Welsh heartlands?

>In the 2015 election there was an 11.2 per cent swing to Ukip in Wales. In Newport, the signs are there that Labour should be very, very worried.

newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2016/09/ukip-surge-labour-losing-its-welsh-heartlands

ask about keek and meme magic, also say good afternoon

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>alt right
Edgelords

If I had to guess, I'd say that's Leeds.

So I got a job as a care worker with disabled people and its minimum wage (£7.20 per hour)

Is this going to be soul destroying and boring?

It at least better be fucking easy to do

I should feel happy I've finally managed to land myself a job but I kind of feel a bit shitty about it desu

I am going to be wiping retards asses, helping them around the place, trying to keep their behaviour in check, all for a measly £7.20 an hour.

I live in leicester city... so about 2346324557664453545765

A new primark has been build at our local shopping centre.. fosse park... hold me lads ... its ogre.

lol labour

do a distance learning course for a levels and head to uni, get a degree and make something of yourself

or like the other user said, do some travelling, really good for the soul

I'll graduate at the age of 21. It never gets better. I have no friends left. I just stalk some of them on Facebook and Twitter.

Honestly feel sick just typing this. I laugh at how much of a failure I am. Still a virgin too.

Kek, my town precinct looked almost exactly like that at one point but the we got a Pound Bakery instead

Ask him if he thinks we should rebuild hadrian's wall until the Scots sort there shit out

>Is this going to be soul destroying and boring?

Almost certainly.

i bet them greggs are owned by the same guy

Meme movement subverted by Juden

>মিরপুরে জঙ্গী আস্তানায় পুলিশের অভিযান, নিহত ১
How intriguing. What does everyone think about this truly insightful statement? Never before has my vision been illuminated in such a beautiful way.

No money and that's too scary. Plus I can't cook or drive.

I am in uni user.

>bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006t1q9
No its nit

I live in Leeds and there definitely are not two greggs that close together.

should i ask if he supports nuclear genocide of scots and welsh?

labour abandoned the working class to appease minorities, the fucking champagne socialists

really glad corbyn has destroyed them

>muh alt-Right

CNN term used to link any sort of non-Evangelical conservatism to Nazism. Most people would consciously associate themselves with it are just looking for a banner to swear allegiance to.

Most of the "alt-Right" beliefs are just standard conservatism without evangelism and with a pinch of nationalism.