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>POOTALY

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I might link my ting from Barking
7am in the morning
She's callin', I'm yawnin'
She's jarrin', no stallin'
I might link my ting from Barking
7am in the morning
She's callin', I'm yawnin'
She's jarrin', no stallin'
I might link my ting from Barking
7am in the morning
She's callin', I'm yawnin'
She's jarrin', no stallin'
I might link my ting from Barking
7am in the morning
She's callin', I'm yawnin'
She's jarrin', no stallin'

>shitaly

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Gonna start regularly posting my blog on /adv/

also, new post

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You thnk you've got it bad, BBC News did a story today about the plight of home owners who can't afford to move house. They're having to resort to building extensions to get more space and increase the value of their current home so they can afford to trade up

Seeing an escort tomorrow
What should my opening line be?

I can't just say hello how you doing
Or Jesus you're gorgeous

/brit/???
decent gimmick that ngl

doing a truly rancid poo

grim

Hi, I'm usually works.

im thinking dizzee is back lads

Why is this allowed?

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just got back lads

Why is Birmingham so hideous? And will our architectural beauty problems ever be fixed?

"On your knees, whore" is a good icebreaker. Accompany it with a slap if you're feeling particularly cheerful.

Today was grim. Utterly grim. I haven’t had a worse day in over a year.

The journey to work is becoming more difficult, it’s getting warmer and I’m getting closer to fainting. Once actually at my desk, I fired off an email HR, I made it clear I didn’t want to speak to my manager, she’s the problem, I stated I wanted to speak to anyone else, my expectations were correct, now that I escalated the issue to gender discrimination, the head of the call centre approached me within an hour for a discussion.

I grabbed my notebook from my bag and followed the smaller man. He allowed me to speak and made it clear he just wanted to hear my issues with my manager, so that was 4 pages of my notes out the window. I didn’t feel nervous or uncomfortable but from the start my voice was break and I was fighting back tears this was made worse when I was told that my tone was offensive. He also was offended by my use of the word “fucked”, I said I got it but he kept harping on – clearly some power game crap. I tried reading my points but asked to leave for a moment. I went to the bathroom to calm myself.

I returned to the room and eventually left again, this time to cry and without asking permission. Back in the room I finally found my voice for a minute but the conversation still didn’t get off the ground as far as I’m concerned. I was quizzed on the source of my evidence and came across as suspicious when I wouldn’t disclose information. He also didn’t understand why I was upset about certain things (Stacy & the queue), I feel like he may have just been playing dumb, if not, then he might actually be completely oblivious, though based on his other behaviours I can safely say he is a manipulator.

Eventually he just asked what I wanted, I said I wanted the queue to be split among everyone like any other queue. He said this was always the plan and he'll look into getting me onto it.

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Do you see escorts and do they then reply with their name?

FUCK OFF

Goddamn it he might be a fraud, he might be a psycho, but goddamn if Poley's stream of consciousness bullcrap isn't a compelling read

I didn’t ask for my manager not to interview me on Thursday for the job vacancy and I didn’t ask for an admission of fault. The only request I relayed was that I wanted to be treated fairly and to understand what I’m doing wrong and what others are doing better than me. He provided criticism, said my problem was my attitude and that when he thinks of me the thinks of those emails I sent out back in January. I tried to defend myself by explaining that all of that was in retaliation to me being annoyed about the new queue and trying to make a point – he didn’t get it and queried if I’d behave the same way if I became upset about something again in the future. He also ignored my previous 4 months of productivity and good behaviour.

In response to me being upset about not training people, he said he wouldn’t have thought I was interested in it.

I asked if I could leave since I was getting upset again. It was over. I spent the rest of the day unfocused and upset.

I sent an email to HR asking them to remove me from consideration from the internal vacancy I applied to. The contact centre head contacted me again and asked why, I became upset again so gave the shortest response. Said I was feeling unmotivated. He asked if there was anything else, I said there wasn’t and pointed to leave. He also amended information previously given about this meeting being between ourselves and HR – now he said that I did say something that would need to be shared with my manager. I’m guessing it could be my claim about her fiddling the books to get extra pay for the pregnant woman. The real reason for me not going for it is that I simply feel uncomfortable around my manager, I still believe she has a bias against me and it is actually true that the motivation has been sucked from me, I don’t want to do more and I don’t believe I can. This stuff is all documented so I probably should have tried to tell the truth but I couldn’t, I just wanted to get out.

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They're just polite, give you a hug, invite you to sit down, start chatting and stuff. After a minute she'll have read how familiar you are with this and for a first timer she'll probably say "sorry, but are you ok getting the money stuff out the way". Hand over the cash, she'll stow it and then you just go from there.

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Absolutely enthralling tale.

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Sorry but that pic is dated and now meaningless

I feel genuinely bad for your head of call centre. His job is dire enough without having to deal with a mentally ill asian sex offender who thinks he's a girl.

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*ALERT ALERT* paedo in the thread *ALERT ALERT*

we're in here you fucking invalids

Lads I actually think /brit/ is literally too esoteric for me to comprehend. I've been here damn near every day since mid-2014 (I was already a regular by the time of the Scottish referendum) and I still can't fully grasp the memes. This place genuinely eludes my runtoid mind.
However by far the worst thing that I have an issue with are the resident personalities. I can't for the life of me remember any of the 2014 era tripfags other than Craven. Please, tell me; 190cm master race is lisicki, correct? And he isn't actually Kev? And Pakiboo/Poleaboo/Moni is just one person, right? I won't even bother trying to memorise all the slags you guys follow, the only one I know is Sara.
I am with this place but not part of it.

Dumb shit, the point was to keep poley here. The rest of us are in both

do you lads actually spend 70 odd quid on a 32andme DNA test? is there a way to get it cheaper? also, can i buy one for my brother as a bday gift, so i can find out my DNA through him? would that work? Same ethnic descent etc but obviously different DNA

The first escort I saw didn't do any of that

I said she was my first and that I was nervous and have never kissed before
She just threw herself at me and started kissing but I didn't know what I was doing. Instead of stopping and giving tips or advice to correct my mistakes she just carried on with the awkwardness.
She then pulled my pants down and stupidly aked for the money which was in my coat. The sex which followed was shit as well

Don't send your or your family's DNA to a CIA front organisation.

>getting your bro a DNA test for his birthday
i think thats a bad idea for multiple reasons mate

She sounds eastern european. You get what you pay for with escorts user

FUCK YOU

See you on the other side, piglet

Thanks

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No
She was mixed black english

some bloke in the kitchen banging on about pc master race

Are you actually a tranny? If so why? bit bent aint it

If you have a English surname and your grandparents were born here, then why would you take it? You already know what the results will be.

>uni students
fuck off lol

>two /brit/ threads
state of you people

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Never fucked a woman in all my 2 decades of existence

what the fuck is wrong with you
how can someone get past the age of 25 and be so god damned socially retarded
if you had autism I'd understand, but you don't, you would have been diagnosed by now
sort yourself out for the love of god

nonce knights OUT

lobbying is honestly pure cancer, I guess they've tried to ban it, but lobbyists (((lobbied))) against it and got it repealed

Yanks can try and call China all they want for being a dictatorship, America is just as bad, only problem is that the rich control the entire country rather than one man

hope ribena's dad honour-kills him

Where's Jeffrey? Last I heard he was in the Congo.

and i love the thought of being with her
or maybe just the thought of NOT BEING SO ALOOOOOOONE

Louis is such a twat
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it's not a false allegation to call him a child molester, he literally bragged about it
he's only denying it now because he's had experience of getting into trouble for his posts since then, he's sweating buckets hoping he doesn't get in trouble for that one

>Where's Jeffrey?

Right here mate
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ded

I'm a lobbyist Tbh
it's fucking shit mate

The USA, Europe, Australia, Canada, and New Zealand are for everybody on earth. Every brown third worlder has the right to go there and live on welfare

good lad

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The Latina dyke admitted that she was part of the group of who ostracized him

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la cretura morphia...

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but you guys don't hold as much clout your US counterparts right?

>goin to Thailand and not shaggin a ladyboy is like goin to fuckin Turkey and not eatin a fuckin kebab

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*whines pon ya girl's batty why dis play*
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the absolute cheek lmao

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depends what you're lobbying for
Americans generally have more of a revolving door which means it's just ex-mates influencing one another

people blame white women for sleeping with black men but the number one reason for America becoming a non-white mutt nation is white men sleeping with latina women

ayiyiyi que malo...

looks like a fat bloke

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>banter a goblino
>get shot
land of the free and such

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He's pro-Palestinian, ergo he's anti-semitic

haha fucking hell

Corbyn isnt racist but many of his party are (namely Abbot and the hordes of bigoted muslims using lefties as useful idiots)

he's a weak old man.

Ok

how is abbot a racist?

It's just the Sup Forums mentality

When a black man sleeps with a white woman and creates a normal half black kid, it's coalburning

But when a white man sleeps with an asian women and creates a hapa school shooter, it's "colonising"

Just your classic rorke double standard

jesus christ

She actively campaigns against white people

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Hmmm

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Its the government who allows in every single brown person on earth

Hates whites

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dreaming of a roasty genocide lads

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well same goes for every aspect of the public sphere, money gives your views an outlet

has said some choice things about white people (collectively in the past)

also said things about black mothers being better than mothers from other races

and is just generally a bigoted hypocrite. ideal for a top position within Labour fucking lol.

Will coalburners ever learn?

theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/mar/26/man-jailed-for-beating-partner-with-rolling-pin-on-night-she-died-tara-newbold

Despise living

only a double standard if you assume black people have the same level of agency as japs

Zoom in. When you see it....

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don't you work in a call centre

See, no 'tismomick

If you're against racemixing you're against racemixing, you can't pick and choose

>nah mate, we don't have paki rape gangs
>ahmed is a bro
>Rochdale, Rotherham, Newcastle - none of them are real
>moni, nah he's not a paki
>nah, he doesn't do nuffin wrong
>moni was just a lad, not just a ladess
>nah mate, its completely not true that if he had a little more confidence he would be raping 10yo white girls from the local primary school

Could us non-cucks please get an explanation for why Brits suckle on the paki foreskin-free cock?

my father was getting a bit close to his grandaughter earlier

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tune !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>(((they))) finally burned Dan "hide your daughter before i slide insider her" Schneider

This is the end

Moni is unironically based and an honourary white

>any moderately attractive roasty can such lonely old fuck dick and live like royalty as a result

ahhhh yes lads

i'm against racemixing but obviously some racemixing is worse than others because of the biological differences within races
sub-saharan africans are less intelligent and more violent than the japanese so obviously mixing with that race would be worse

doin a read
arxiv.org/abs/1603.01249

Pakis ought to be genocided