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Putang ina edition

Also today's Dutdut's birthday

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youtube.com/watch?v=RJ0SjJSbKTo
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What's for breakfast

Wondering about what?

kumakain ako ng almusal

gf got the papaya seeds and now we are planning the way on deliver those seeds to Peru, the EMS service sounds like a good idea but not sure if the PHLPOST offers that service.

Dati'y kami'y mga hari at bagay

Our country went to shit since its inception because of tagalogs and their hipster presidente.

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>Be tagalog
>be the reason why our country always fail every generation

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Day ? of having no gf
I don't like it bros

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>Renamed his hometown to Quezon
Actually that happened after he died.

>Transferred the capital to Quezon City
It was because Manila was getting crowded; also he didn't even like the name at first, he wanted it to be called Balintawak.

>Made Tagalog the national language for no reason
Tagalog was already the lingua franca of the country at the time; also the committee that decided was composed of people of multiple backgrounds (Tagalog, Bisaya, Ilocano, Bikolano, etc.). It's kind of like why Malay and not Javanese is the basis for Indonesian: Malay was already the lingua franca and widely understood in the country.

>Ran away to America when Japanese attacked
But Osmena (a Cebuano) went with him too, so going to America has nothing to do with place of origin.

Daily Reminder of a common pagpag loving-AIDs ridden tagalog dwelling.

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Why have gf if you can have top of the class AIDs infected, cum eating tagalog gf(male)?

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UP UP GET UP THE GERMANS ARE BRINGING YOUR COFFEE
*bomb drops*
*shellshock*

>Be Bisayan
>be the reason why our country always fail every generation

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Daily Reminder of a common pagpag eating loving-AIDs sex tourist ridden Bisayan dwelling.

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>Ran away to America when Japanese attacked

He went there to lobby for us to be fully Independent so that Japan will accept our Neutrality

he also went to Japan to talk to the generals, some historians are saying its one of the reasons why McArthur felt betrayed

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Happy Birthday Based President.

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Why have gf if you can have top of the class AIDs infected, cum eating bisayan(slavegf(male)?

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Dude Peru's president wants to resign and yet the government won't let him? Fucking why?

They want to impeach and remove him from office, which is more shameful than resignation.

No matter what happens, I can see things getting ugly. Even after a recount, the losing side will probably try to still fight it.

this
you know how vengeful christian peoples are.

goodluck surviving in Peru mate..

Redpill me on this bisayan spammer

verafiles.org/articles/vera-files-fact-check-marcos-backtracks-pet-now-says-its-unf

they are not done yet rigging the recount for Marocs cuck to win

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Is that why they want to get rid of Sereno?

>be searching unrelated, innocent stuff on Twitter
>notice a profile for some bank blatantly displaying some dude's credit details
>wondering what kind of a bank would be a moron handling such sensitive data
>find out bank is fake...and associated to a fake "roleplaying" K-pop idol agency
>turns out there are a lot of accounts (Indonesian judging from the language) doing the same thing, impersonating Korean entertainment agencies and TV channels
>this is actually a thing on Twitter

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Its either Sexpat or some bisayapride world wide pro dutdut/marcos paid cocksucker from /trv/

It started around late 2015 during our election with anti LP/Manila/tagalog FB and 9gag memes

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their IQ is below 50

Your cunt. What do you call pic related in your language, /ASEAN/? Malay: Buaya

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>recycling profile pics

Let's talk about nice things instead of politics

Buwaya

/trv/?

he was raped by a bisayan.

das krokodil

eww

filipiknow.net/facts-about-president-manuel-quezon/

Quezon is very Underrated


Even if he never became president, Manuel Quezon would still probably have prospered as a lawyer.

After landing fourth-place in the bar exams, Quezon established his law office in his home province of Tayabas where he earned $500 per month. However, he gave up his lucrative private practice and became a local prosecuting attorney for $75.

He achieved national fame for prosecuting—and winning—a much-publicized case against prominent American lawyer Francis Berry who was accused of illicit land transactions. At the time, it was unheard of for a Filipino to prosecute an American.

Quezon himself would credit the publicity generated by this case for allowing him to win the governorship of Tayabas in 1906, a stepping stone towards his involvement in national politics.

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It seems words for dangerous animals might be conserved in our languages. Fascinating.

>motorcycle broke down
>had to ride in Rapid Bus
>bus arrived, sit down and chilling
>suddenly a bunch of indon thots hop in
>They're fucking noisy
>won't stop talking
>Everyone else in the bus starts getting uncomfortable by them
>the whole ride to my workplace is uncomfortable and my day is ruined because of them.

Indon please fix your noisy women

Thank god they have sexy body and ass, otherwise i would've ask them to stfu

Like in Malay "harimau" specifically refers to tigers, but here the equivalent "halimaw" is a general word for monster. And while the Philippines has not had native elephants for centuries, we have the local word "gadya" which is shared with Bahasa and probably ultimately from Sanskrit.

question
are you a fucking white?

You call pic related sawa too right? In Malay it's ular sawa. It makes sense to preserve names of dangerous animals so that our ancestors can immediately warn strangers.

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No. I'm a malay chad.

And my name is Arif

Yep. Here snakes are called ahas or sawa (sometimes interchangeable, though sawa seems to be more commonly used for pythons and other big snakes).

amin

Speaking of dangerous animals, what do you call pic related? We call them Mat Saleh.

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pick one

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Top, fourth one from the right

Bottom,3rd one from the right

None of them look that pretty to be honest.

But if I have to choose, bottom first from left or bottom third from right.

start the day with a cigarette, i say :)

>i love the onion fried in oil

saya belajar bahasa indonesia
saya mau beli pepaya benih

I*ndons are literally subhuman

datuk kelantan

>pepaya benih
Do you mean papaya grown for their seeds, or "papaya seeds" (which should be "biji betik")? Malay (both Malaysian and Indonesian variants) have their adjectives come after the nouns.

Im not even a bisayan. Its just that tagalog poster is butthurt he dont know what my ethnicity is

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hohoho

hihihi

heherejeje

Dang, I forgot to give other examples for a better understanding:
>"susu lembu" = cow milk
>"lembu susu" = dairy cattle / milk cow

Either way he is so butthurt

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asereje ja deje

Daily reminder

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Shitty flips post are proof that the whole phillipines (including "muhh tagalog superiority) are retarded .

I cant even find one parody tagalogball

Hello fellows in /asean/

I think there's one but it's not popular.

Hi. How are the cherry blossoms?

Great, you'd better watch them for once.
This is the scene in front of Nakameguro station.

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そこにはアニソンが人気ですか?

hello master hiroshi

Link? Tagalog memes dont count

Is there any person who lives in Djakarta?
まぁ…東京だし好きな人は多いだろう
I'm not your master any more.

>I'm not your master any more.
b-but you trained to me the best fighter in the whole asean. Don't leave me master.

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Search "Tagalogball" online. There's also a Socialistball IIRC.

you must be autonomous mate...must fight against foreign affairs with your facility of English as descendant of fucking UK colony...

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>chad
>getting his day ruined because of some thots
Some chad you are.

are you referring to malaysian planes bai? because you just use the sacred word " i cant find"

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The difference

I'd like to ride Jabotabek railways.
youtube.com/watch?v=FtLQULNuEJ4

newest overlord episode was pretty good
although evileye falling in love with momo was pretty unnecessary

Nothing..

And socialistball is very "muh imperial manila"
Probably has the same admin as bisayaball

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>muhh tagalog superiority

Nothing here implies that

Daily reminder why our country fails in every generation

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Question: Flips

Do you care that you qualified for the Asian Cup today or do you not give a shit about football?

Football is one of the things I'm autistic about and I told the half filipino guy I know and he didn't care

:(

Why? Your train is much better in every way.

You mean soccer?

It's big news in my family who are all football fans

It's called football buddy.
Indonesians and Malaysians are obsessed with it but Filipinos only seem to like shitty basketball and Pacquiao.

I'm a railwayfag so I wanna ride the rolling stocks which was used in Japan and now utilised for KRL.
First of all I wonder how foreign railway(especially the t**rd world's) is.
youtube.com/watch?v=RJ0SjJSbKTo

>railfag
Let's see, Kevin Wilyan's friend? I hope not because i hate that fag.

>Kevin Wilyan
who the fuck

Great. You don't need to know who he is and just forget my question because that name is cursed.

t. Ariff

>Philippines, Vietnam, and Thailand in Asian Cup
>If no C3 AFA Thailand this year, that means no current AFA country (excluding Japan because they're not ASEAN) made it to the Asian Cup
>AFA countries Singapore and Indonesia, and ex-AFA country Malaysia didn't make it
>ex-AFA and ex-Animax Carnival country Malaysia was at the bottom of their group
What went wrong?

Football is still far from displacing basketball and volleyball here, but this should be a good sign and should help raise visibility of the sport here. Also hoping this leads to more public and financial support for the PFL.

I'm hungry

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Eat your bento, kotaro.

Tagalog MasterRace here,

This pic is accurate, Tagalogs these days are abject losers. I have yet to meet a "Tagalog" who can speak straight "Tagalog", without using english/spanish words in their sentences.

Please just burn Manila to the ground that cesspool needs to be eliminated from the face of this earth. Oh and take the rest of the ruling class with it. pweh tangina nyong mga manilenyo.

Filipinos are not asian

Yep we're pacific islanders