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Brotherhood edition

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most vloggers are mentally ill

eh?

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remember when /brit/ made it to 310 before news? Remember when janny enforced the page 9 rule and we'd make it to 330+?

Now there's 3 news at 270, what went wrong?

i get such second hand embarrassment watching vloggers talk to their camera in public

Most Aussies are mentally ill

this - it's horrible how normalised it's become.

>3 new's
Also to answer the question i hae 12 likes on my fb dp

>dont form deep emotional relationships
>no real desire for control or power
>lie constantly
>exhibit a moderate degree of narcissism
>strong introspective interests
>general fear of physical and emotional intimacy

thoughts?

reckon pakipoo's going to get fired
hope he gets arrested again

anime

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Janny is long gone

NWO are ass men. Sorry Paddy.

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PHWOOARRRRRR

link some sick ass music vids like this lads i need to expand my collection

sue

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Schizoid Personality Disorder

You will never know intimacy with the opposite sex. You will never experience love. You're going to die sad and alone and full of regret.

Would like to get some brain scans done to see if i'm a spastic

>tfw this scene is what caused my addictive cuckold fetish for years

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GREAT NEWS LADS
I successfully spunked while wearing a condom for the first ever time today!!!!

cant fucking wait for the gf to get back from Tokyo, going to give her a right rodgering with this newfound confidence heh heh heh

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not sure who this post is aimed at
>>>/britfeel/
shoo!

Are you a fucking soyboy? I’ll slice you from ear to ear

No match
Gutted

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It's aimed at you, virgin freak.

we really need to make sure foreign governments make enough money off our trains lads
wouldn't be fair otherwise

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Moving to Alicante, Spain lads

Can get a 70m2 1 bed apartment in the centre for 500 euros, surrounded by restaurants, I'll be eating paella and drinking sangria every night soon

feeling throroughly UNJUSTED, when will you convince toilberg to let you escape the office?

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but I'm not a virgin
hence my confusion about your post

me desu
blame it all on my 3 inch dick because i know i’ll never get a gf

“I am a bird, look at my wings,” said the bat; “I am a mouse, look at my coat,” said the other bat

I ONLY LOVE MY BED AND MY MOMMA IM SORRY

>21
she looks like a thirty something mother of two

wish the oneitus was my gf

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more of a Dia man myself

Your uncle abusing you doesn't count.

id like to drink her stein if you know what i mean

RIP Janny

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What does bumble do different to tinder?

did you ask her out?

we're on our own

no I've have a fair amount of consensual sex with various women

at this point I think you're just projecting

only ever match with fat birds who would look okay if they lost a few kg but dont because theyre fucking FAT

ugh i hate my LIFE >:(

girls txt you first

males need be at least 7 inches and 6ft+

LARPing virgin freak

Noice! Tinder for autismo chappies

no

i understand

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might buy the new ipad

sticks a little finger in there just when you need it feels okay to be honest i rate 9/11 would do it again t. George bush

might bell up the 62 year old i'm matched with

haven't messaged here in about 5 months but i reckon she'll be game, she called me cute

>no I've have a fair amount of consensual sex with various women

The most obvious virgin post ever.

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soy

have a very small penis

stop wishing then, not happening until you do

what do you say when they just say "hi"???

taking a girls virginity is really shit

y-yeah I've fucked plenty of women hahah in their pussies too

*looks around anxiously*

so yeah lads

did some fortnite with my friends back from my school days

told them my pet rock wants a gf to do ket with

made me realise how far we've moved on

lmao

my pet rock thinks ur gay lol :)

what if she says no

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are they cool and tall like you or are they manlets?

sorry am I not allowed to clarify things clearly?
would you rather I just type "no???"

fucked a tight blonde swede over here on erasmus the other day, said I was the biggest she'd ever had by 4 inches

tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all

filtered

lost my pet rock
i mean i know where it is but i just can't get it
if you catch my drift

just imagine, anyone of your yous could be from a paki tranny and you wouldnt know

Nobody tell him

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means she has bad taste in men so you've dodged a bullet

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is this sue

she was a virgin?

how did they respond?

“Hello, how are you?” Is the standard if their profile is completely unremarkable, if not I’ll say something tailored toward their bio and such. What’s really hard is getting past “I’m good”.

they’ve got on with their lives while you’ve bought into the idea that doing drugs is a sign of maturity

HEY MAN LOOK AT ME ROCKIN OUT IM ON THE RADIOOOOOO
HEY MAN LOOK AT ME ROCKIN OUT IM ON THE VIDEOOOOOO

she goes to my uni and we get the bus and do group projects together and stuff
don't want to lose that

any coke lads in?

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computer just restarted on its own

god this windows 10 is a piece of shit

no me i have a very small penis

Haven’t touched Charlie since I’ve had a kid

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>poo
>poo nigger

your thoughts?

is your kid called Charlie?

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you won't
you're not in highschool anymore
if she says no you move on and that's that
if you don't ask someone else will and you'll have to hear about her bf in the bus and at group projects, you'll be hurt, bitter and will only have yourself to blame

it should be illegal for a woman to look like this

if you look down
and you can't see your willy
don't frown
don't be silly
just lose some weightttttt

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>when a woman speaks near you

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disappointing

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qt hijabi girl showed me a pic of her hair the other day lads
feel special

>it should be illegal for a woman to look like this

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they were like can't think of anything worse

was like lmao

no, my pet rock does drugs because they enjoy them, thought about that or nah?

poo willy shit bum wanky poooo!!!