Brit/pol/- Passport edition

>Today's Papers 2/9/16
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>মিরপুরে জঙ্গী আস্তানায় পুলিশের অভিযান, নিহত ১
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37257138

>Why the Remainers are still clinging on to dreams of overturning Brexit and how they hope to do it
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/02/why-the-remainers-are-still-clinging-on-to-dreams-of-overturning/

>Labour MP (((Ruth Smeeth))) receives hanging death threat
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-37253977

>Scottish independence: Sturgeon launches 'new conversation'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37250448

>Sturgeon's latest independence drive could be ILLEGAL, say furious Tories
express.co.uk/news/politics/706703/Sturgeon-under-fire-Tories-call-probe-independence-drive-illegal

>Calais 'Jungle' camp: UK urged to take in 400 refugee children
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37249847

>Caroline Lucas and Jonathan Bartley elected Green party co-leaders
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/sep/02/green-party-conference-leader-lucas

>Scots don't support a second independence referendum
yougov.co.uk/news/2016/09/01/davidson-now-more-popular-sturgeon-scotland/

>Ban the burka, says majority of the British public
yougov.co.uk/news/2016/08/31/majority-public-backs-burka-ban/

Upcoming:
>Nigel Farage will present another unmissable show at 10am on Saturday
lbc.co.uk/the-nigel-farage-show-watch-live-136388

>Question Time on Thursday at 21:00
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006t1q9

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first for boobs

First for the Maytriarchy

First for another angry cuck

>born too late to fight for the British Empire
>born too early to fight for the Anglosphere Space Empire
>born just in time to shitpost on a Friday night on Brit/pol/

Who /comfy/ here?

First for waifus.

5th for the Queen

X for Brit/pol/ is full of students


Speaking of, anyone done a year abroad?

KAREN!

I'm pretty new to /comfy/ tips lad?

FRESHERS LAD

Prime

Anyone want to give me a job (part time?)

I-I have a degree in history, 4 A levels and work experience in customer service a-and administration sectors

>tfw born just in time for another war to fight in Her Majesty's name

Who patriotic here?

i've done your mum abroad and it was fucking fabulous

>12 year old girl raped in manchester yesterday

was it enrichment? Nothing about it on the BBC

Fuck junior doctors

Where and what degree?

Also, nice get Osama

Im so fucking sick of pakis and muzzies, lads.

Will the race-war come before im too old to participate?

>finally got job
>need my own transport
>want a motorcycle because its cheaper, fuel efficient, no parking cost, less MOT cost, less insurance, looks fun as fuck, will probably cheer me up a bit since I feel miserable everyday since breakup (more than 6 months ago as well)
>dad wants me to get a car anyways
>severely guilt tripping me into getting a car

Jesus christ I am 23. What should I do? Are motorbikes good or is it a dumb meme? Just a smallish 125cc one to get to work with.

I've got £6000 in savings so I am tempted to tell him to fuck off and just get one.

Are there any motorbike courses I need to do or can I just get one and use it? I already know how to drive a car and owned one for 2 years before selling it.

We should boost the wages of all junior doctors who don't strike

Kek, check this out lads.

>Kate is cucking are prince in public

Creator of the other thread here.

Don't be so mean, lads.

It was just a mistake. I'd delete my thread if I could.

Isn't the royal family actually German?

For Queen and Country lad, I'm storm Normandy by myself tomorrow lad if Her Majesty asked me

Going to Swansea to do Computer science

OY VEY


Can we fucking confirm that this cunt is a literal unknown even to those who watch bakeoff? Not even my family members who watch it mention this guy

fucking jews

Winter will be a cunt.

You can ride a 125 with just a CBT at 23, but it will expire in 2 years if you don't upgrade to a full licence and you have to have L plates.

Literally everything thats good about private transport doesnt apply to motorcycles.

Cant do shopping in them, cant take mates with you. cant get comfy with the radio on, cant travel long distances on one.

Just had a phone interview for Sainsburys. The girl in HR couldn't speak clear English.

>mfw a britcuck tries running away with 3% of my income

what uni is everyone at lads ?

starting /uniofexeter/ next week

Wow! I was in the last thread too! Who would thunk?

You're 23, grow the fuck up and tell your dad to mind his fucking business. You're an adult, you're making your own money, you can buy what the fuck you want. By your dad a dildo, sounds like he needs it.

Conservatives are into femdom

Mate, get a car, you'll get just as much pussy (still zero), its safe, do what your dad says, he's looking out for you

If you didn't want the hate you shouldn't have made a mistake

>CBT
Cock and Ball Torture?

CBT lad. Did mine at 16. The trainer was a bitch.

Swansea reporting in

Second year Uni of Essex

Probably going to do a masters somewhere, so.

>degree in history
i hope you get used to /nojob/

And drugs, especially are Gideon who snorted cock off someones tits.

How am I supposed to know who to support if mine aren't on there?

It's pretty great
spiralseductions.com/

University of NEETchester

Lancaster desu.

>Mel Gibson isn't in movies anymore

Fucking Jew movie industry

Why didn't you honor her dying wish, Brit/pol/?

p-please I can into administration!

Sainsburys? Working in a supermarket is dogshit m8.

Petrol station is my next job. Easier

Lads is noone gonna look at this


desu

>libcucks

House Windsor's parent houses are indeed Wettin and Saxe-Coburg & Gotha.

>tfw 50% who never went

who is Nigel Farage?

I have no idea.

I know, how much more obvious could it be to people? and yet they ignore it.

Lads my gf wants to get fat. What should I do?

Kek

Reminder that we came second in the Olympic Games, beating China and absolutely destroying all the Eurocucks

It's a good fetish, user

>all this socialfagging

Looks far more like /brit/feel here than brit/pol/.

Fuckoff to /r9k/ unishitposters.

Pump and dump

...

I'll take her

Who /kissless virgin/ here?

I've already got a provisional driving license, do I still need to do the CBT?

>have to have L plates

reeeeeeee

And we didn't even commit any crime.

I bet shes held those medals against her naked breasts to fashion a comedy bra.

had an unconditional from them

i hear its really comfy

>What if Tony Blair was the Qeen

Britfeel is full of normies these days. Also pol and r9k have always been bros

It's for a grocery driver role. I did a day at Tesco's last year and the job was comfy af. Get to drive round the Devon countryside all day, breaks between deliveries and minimal customer contact.

Yes.

Also;
>23
>no car licence

is it really comfy ?

Exeter is good, well done lad. What course?

Just finishing september final exams at uni of bristol, final exam on monday then I can graduate at last.
>tfw you spent 4 years not going to lectures and going out too much and then you have to work 12 hour days to desperately try and pull it back to a 2:1

Lads, the Union needs your help. Sign The Scottish conservative petition (Some reports of it having a technical error though).
Say no to the Sturgeons fishy deals!

conservatives.com/no2indyref

I'll never learn to drive

How the fuck do you guys do it? Driving seems fucking horrifying

Yeah it is pretty comfy

Depends what your studying though, I'm Gov Dept myself, which is pretty good here.

You're all retards compared to the 4D hypergenius of r/unitedkingdom

Right next to the Lake District. Maximum comfy.

These are some really.. "odd" edits lad.

>Living in London
>Driving
cute meme

>inb4 >Living in London

law m8, i am worried about going there because i am a paki and i hear its pretty white down there

i do drink though so hopefully i can salvage myself through social paries and stuff

you should get a car mate. It gives you much more flexibility with transporting people and luggage around. You can get a motorcycle further down the line for recreation, also you need to get

Driving is fucking shit. I live in New England with a manual car, and the hills and traffic make me want to kill myself

It's just really boring but is a must if you ever want to have kids or live outside a city or move anything substantial or drive on holiday or the billion other uses for a car.

P L Y M O U T H L A D S
second year robo eng

Is that your fetish user?

Yeah but you drive on the wrong side of the road, so that's hardly surprising

>living in london
>can't even hire a car to escape

Never having kids, never want to move, never want to go on holiday again. I'm good.

Shut in for life. Walking helps clear my mind.

>Implying its not everyone's

Daily reminder that Sturgeon and the SNP are the dumbest and worst politicians in the UK, far surpassing either Corbyn or Smith.

I know that feeling but after a certain point it becomes really automatic. Once you've been driving regularly for a few months your brain literally just switches off when you get in the car and you do everything automatically.

Passing the test was shit though. I failed once from speeding, once from taking a corner too fast and then finally passed with 14 minor faults (15 is a fail) after pulling an all nighter before my test.

Passed my driving test at 22.

Masocism is trendy right now

>not physically capable of passing a driving test
Yet another reason to off myself.

How did you speed on a drivers test? The fucking guy is right there leaning over your shoulder

Don't worry, you'll be fine m8, there will be enough others shitskins of various other shades that you will fit in well. No one at your uni will care one jot at least m8.

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I'd be too scared to even call the driving instructor let alone learn how to drive

youtube.com/watch?v=Oxh__v4_FP0