You wake up in 2008... edition
/cum/
Ian Bennett
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Carson Cook
*dabs*
Jack Rogers
*hugs mexico*
Colton Brown
Carson Anderson
Want to fuck a cute femboy rn buds
John Smith
You are free to deprive us of your incomparable wit for this edition
Thomas Allen
hug guatemala instead
Benjamin Miller
you really had to try with that one, didn't you?
Logan Bell
;-;
Zachary Jackson
Finally !! after 54 days of monk mode I achieved a full erection not once but twice Was horny thinking about a girl yesterday and got a full bone action down there, literally rock hard for 20min my boiii. I got naked to inspect dat and let my stick get some air after being ignored for all these days.
I had no intention to relapse or check porn or whatever.. I was simply so grateful to finally know that my dick is not broken and still able to be fully hard. This morning I wake up and BOOOM another full bone bro !! I literally had tears in my eyes, been struggling with ED since my early 20s and am now 26yo.
I am only 54 days into this journey, can’t wait to see the results after 90 days. I am so grateful right now, can’t even express the way I feel with words.. ED has been killing me for years and all my hard work finally pays off. I still have an appointment with an urologist in two weeks, dry masturbation removed alot of sensitivity (10+ years addiction).
Just wanted to share this with you guys, might give hope to many other faptronauts who have been struggling with that problem.
Christian Morales
ho boy
Kayden Cooper
>trying to make plans and book a room for anime expo with friend
>he's ignoring me
feels fucking good, /cum/.
Connor Diaz
tbf I'd ignore someone asking me to an anime expo too
Justin Brown
That was before the internet made me racist.
Easton Stewart
he's the one that originally brought it up
I was gonna go by myself until he told me was gonna try to get some people together and a do a roomshare
that was like 6 months ago and now the con is in 2 months and nothing has changed
Brandon Perry
it was ok
Angel Russell
>am now 26yo
>10+ years addiction
hes only been masturbating since he was around 16?
wtf
Ethan Evans
I mean, that looks solid
Brayden Fisher
DELET
THIS LOOKS GOOD
Robert Davis
Adrian Watson
sry its kinda blurry, it was a chicken ceasar wrap, could have used more chicken
want to try the tacos tomorrow. oh well work in an hour
Ian Gray
What happened?
Joseph Allen
ok time to sleep
bye
Tyler Robinson
HELO
HELO
HELO
HALLO
Jeremiah Barnes
Nicholas Gray
Asher Wilson
rip
Dylan Fisher
succ me
Zachary Ward
cyu
Camden Johnson
fuck anime
Ethan Wood
Sup Forums X is weird, I'm just trying it. Filtering non-/cum/ flags and spam is a bit difficult though.
Henry Ortiz
yes please
Oliver Diaz
Curious about what all of your legitimate answers would be to this.
Which of these players not highlighted in green would you start?
Ryder Howard
nail polish is chipping already
something else to add to the list of things I can't do right
Caleb Richardson
what is the point of interacting with women outside of family and/or sex?
Jackson Martin
huh?
Luke Butler
You did put a base coat and top coat, right? And paint the end, too?
Zachary Martinez
Thanks bud.
Thomas Hill
ummmm excuse me?
why do you have nail polish?
Evan Ramirez
no I didn't have a base coat but I did order one
probably gonna try again and not drunk this time
do I really need a top coat too?
Camden Baker
Yes, top coat protects the nail polish from chipping
Parker Ortiz
why are you painting your nails
are you trying to turn into a trap fuccboi?
Angel Mitchell
>get rejected once
>go trap mode
Samuel Lee
heck this is a lot of stuff to order
I've gotten like 4 packages over the past week and now there's 2 more coming
no I just like the way it looks
being a girl would be cool but I'm not deluded enough to think I could ever be a trap
Isaac Rogers
it's morally imperative that all women have sex with me
Dylan Nguyen
Just don't end up like cosmo m8
Angel Carter
I don't even wanna trap and you think I'd cut my dick off?
c'mon gimme some credit here
Connor Anderson
>-16c tonight
>-26c tomorrow night
Easton Thomas
were going to need to help you with your confidence
Nolan Thompson
What colors did you buy :3
Carson Hughes
impossible
just purple + some polish remover
the other two were records and now I got a top and base coming
Justin Fisher
why not?
Gavin Fisher
some things can't be fixed
Jonathan Williams
wait you're the dunkin-chan?
Carter Murphy
yes?
Ethan Young
go to bed nerd, this doesn't concern you
Sebastian Taylor
Just woke up from a 6 hour nap
David Cook
first hes gay
then he asks out a girl
now hes polishing his nails
Christian Taylor
>have to go to my moms friends wedding next week
>know for a fact that they're going to drag me around and "introduce" me to every single girl that shows up
I'm not looking forward to this, buds.
Joshua Sanchez
s-shut up i was just interested !!
cool.... that's cute
Adam Peterson
wish my mom pimped me
Aaron Bennett
Why give up after asking an unavailable girl on a date
Zachary Bailey
that's no nap...
Owen Cook
the peak of my gayposting was probably when I was like 16? and still confused
the nail polishing is irrelevant
I'm not giving up
Oliver Cook
>"""nap""" for six hours
>call it a nap
lmao
Jose Lee
It totally was a nap because I plan on sleeping through the night as well
Jackson Perry
good dont give up
Elijah King
Ok now really is the time to sleep!! Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ian Lewis
kys dane
Mason Brooks
>I'm not giving up
better not
Zachary Morgan
John Lopez
kickstart your sleep
Lincoln Wilson
>Mexican migrant rapes you, kills you hides body, get's deported comes back, rapes op.
Justin Campbell
Man, you kiss
Isaiah Jenkins
the mexican flag is actually extremely good. i like it a lot
Austin Brown
You also kisd
Julian Mitchell
I'm offended by every single post in this thread
Nathan Robinson
Kys
Joseph Turner
Kys
Matthew Gonzalez
Kys dane
Parker Lopez
Kys again once more
Jeremiah Morgan
What's up with the constant (and ever increasing) infantilization of society, specifically of young adults?
It's frankly become quite ridiculous.
Austin Anderson
How could he rape me if he goes back to the US
Dominic Baker
what’s wrong with cute things
Jordan Davis
Kill anyone who buys Nintendo games desu
Hudson Cruz
And you..... kiss me
Ryder Anderson
go to sleep """""""dane"""""""
Hunter Gray
Ugghhh fine.... just give me a kiss
Jayden Bell
Ok gib Canadian citizenship and I'll be your sex slave desu
Nathan Rogers
*kisses mexicana*
Leo Turner
people who like anime must have some kind of common genetic defect in their brains
Eli Harris
I agree
Jaxon Nguyen
south Belize the bang of the white man don't have football because non whites use it but we have something called white ball
Chase Adams
*mutters*Asshole
Thomas Morales
Hehe I'll give you more than just a Canadian citizenship if you catch my drift
Levi Powell
I want to pound Lady Gaga
Joshua Carter
When I was 8, I remember wishing Sabrina spellman was real so she could be my gf.
Ethan Harris
When I was small I used to to think each country was its own planet and people travelled in between in rocket ships
Blake Sullivan
That is going to be humanities future
Jonathan Perez
helo?