Culture Pals /cp/ general

Spring break travels edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
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Ok lads, finnish girl who wants to practice her spanish, should I talk to her in spanish or english?

What, why?

Spanish, then English to chat her up


Also I managed it with flying colours lads I think.
I now officially have a Finnish qt, we’re going to try and meet during the summer holidays

"I want to practice my Spanish" is just an excuse for "I want to meet a Latino".

Yay :))

benis :DDDDDDD

This

The lube dries and the latex breaks, same reason you are not supposed to carry them in your wallet, or leave them in the sun or hot places for too long

Bit gay

Spanish unless her Spanish is too bad and can't understand what you're trying to say or you can't understand shit she writes

I started two weeks and a bit ago, doing well !
I can definitely get an Italian qt whom I met yesterday, we had a 1h30 long voice chat and I think she’s in the bag too.

Question is (to everyone) should I pursue both at the same time?
What would the wise choice be?

She'll submit to the big amerindian cock in no time then

> Amerindian
>Big

>blocks your path

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4 u

>What would the wise choice be?

Pursuing as many girls as possible.

Europeans in general really, I'm typically only attracted to white girls, although some chicks from South America have fit the bill nicely too.

Though I guess at this point I'll take what I can get, I'm mostly here to get used to talking to women anyways.

Go for whichever seems more practical. Also which one seems more trustworthy

Really?

Also T H I C C MENA QT
/Molika12

>Europeans in general really

Good choice. But beware the Russian and Ukrainian girls looking for a beta bucks from America...

How the hell do you get YouTube links to work? I'm trying to get my music videos to link into my profile but this site isn't playing nice.

>No face
D R O P P E D

I have no fucking clue, I feel like a brainlet

She wasn’t for taking in the first place sure, but these hips Doug

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Oh I'm already wary of greencard hunters or people who seem needy, any time one of them starts off our conversations with "It's so terrible here" I pretty much immediately shift my main focus to another conversation.

Now I just need girls to actually view my profile and I'll be all set.

>to actually view my profile

That profile could look more..."social".

Finnish qt said that, but she’s Finnish so...
Doesn’t count does it

I've got that already, but when I try and view my own profile I see nothing but extra spaces.

First pic is crucial tho lad, the profile after that is just the main lines (although it has to have a satisfying size)

As in friendly/inviting? If you mean actually social then I'm not, lol.

Finns seem universally depressed so that's not surprising.

Yep, which is why I want to change mine, it's a shitty laptop webcam and I'm not wearing something decent.

Happiest country in the world eh, seems like bullshit.
And yeah just use snap or something, it’s good for profile pics

Well beats me then
Must be good for taking a dump

>As in friendly/inviting? If you mean actually social then I'm not, lol.

Girls in general like it when a guy is shown doing something in a social setting. It implies that the guy lives an exciting life.

t. psychologist

You mean a fat steamy log?

This your profile literally says you hate the outdoors, talk about what you like not what you hate

>when a guy is shown doing something in a social setting.

R.I.P me then.

I'll give that a shot, I can dreg up a few things I enjoy doing.

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>Turk grills
They really are the best.

On this note, good night everyone, it is bed time

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Is she 13?

You know it

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u n d e r a g e d

18 la

18 la

Ayyy

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I'm sure.

Hey, bros, add me:
/tommygarcia2

Just thought I'd leave this here
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Old but gold kek

/soray140
L M A O lads

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>/soray140
big afghani milkers

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meant for

So how do you fag boys actually meet grills on here? Do you wait for them to message you, or do you make the first move?

sometimes I message first, sometimes they message first

Ever heard of the hunter/gatherer dichotomy?

The good-looking girls are very unlikely to message you.
Message girls first. But avoid the common openers "hi, how are you". Make a cheeky comment about her profile picture or her profile. That's very likely to get you a response.

Both. I message them more often than they message me though. Maybe 70-30

Check the profile now. It got even better.

>mention björk to this girl
>who's björk?
>instantly dropped
has this ever happened to you lads?

Who the fuck is bjork?

No because bjork is fucking shit

I'll kick your sternum in

1v1 me faggot

if she is iceland qt she may be annoyed.
bjork even said in an interview to not assume all of iceland is like her..
however iceland had a lesbian president so.. really makes you think.

DROPPED

Nah she was american, I thought everyone at least knew that Björk is a singer

>Bjork
Literally who?

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Bump

Bjork < K-pop

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Post your fucking profile already

Why don't you post you profile already? Have you thought that maybe we could help give you a signal boost.

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>made a profile today
>5 views
>all guys
>only qt who messaged me ended up deleting her account mid conversation
Why must I suffer?

Kek, had that happen to me. Just hang in there.

Don't tell me it was the Afghan troll profile

>When someone says they're asexual

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>mfw macchi is worried about buying condoms AND going raw

macchi i knew you were a wuss whenever you didnt fuck the french girl but man, this is a new low

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Nah, it was an actual girl.

post youre

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/Martxn add me lad, an also the rest of you guys

How am I doing lads?

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> About
>Im transgender woman/soy una mujer transgénero

JUST

arab tier, but could work if you are hot
>and

I see you graduated from the New Delhi School for the Gifted.

That's because I'm not done yet

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Extreme autism.

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Just felt like trolling

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i think you are the one with a donald duck picture. or one with nature picture

oh nz bro change pic with animal featured in it.

God damn the "Online Now" tab is broken as fuck, I'm seeing people who haven't been online in 9 or 11 years.

Nigger, isn't it like 3 a.m. in Europe?

yeah

time is 5:59 an morning

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>who haven't been online in 9 or 11 years.
zombie qts

ABSOLUTE CHAD, use the second pic as the first one

change donald duck pic to face pic and add more pictures of Finland.
maybe make jokes about being quiet.
like,

"I don't write anything on my profile because in Finland, we never talk, we just use mental telepathy."

this is funny in my mind but maybe not irl.

Yes. I take your feedback to heart.

4am now