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third eye edition

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>"All we can do is to laugh as we gaze at this spectacle, for one cannot help laughing when one sees a man fighting his own imagination, smashing his own inventions, while at the same time heatedly asserting that he is smashing his opponent."

-Josef Stalin (talking about skitzo)

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
AND I GET UP AGAIn

The French sinking that faggy greenpeace rainbow ship was quality

More accurate would be if they gunned down uninvolved unarmed members of their tribe in broad daylight and nothing was done

guilty of being irish simple as

Please explain this dream you had?

This is the future of the west, and that's a good thing.

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Nice...

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is that dave

In the month of March 1769, Britain set out to destroy India's textile industry. It was completely annihilated because it was a competitor to British business. The export markets for textiles were cut off & extortionate duties were placed on the little industry that survived.

French special branch blew up a greenpeace ship that was protesting nuclear testing in the pacific for laffs

Or atleast that’s how it went in my head

i'll vote for whoever backs based russia

anime

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The Asian mother with the white husband is beautiful. I'd race mix with her too

BASED

there's a fish and chip shop round here called Onesti's and Ialways think it says oneitis

Poor lad. Ds always had a tiny Willy but I have no idea what size it is now as he is 14 and isn't likely to let me look, even if I wanted to. Which I don't.
The best lover I had was the one with the smallest Willy.

lsd is a headfuck

put the politicians on minimum wage, then we'd see real change

if india was so powerful and rich, how come they got utterly #owned by a small island located 5000 miles away

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noncing atm

wish it was socialy acceptable for me to order off kids menus

Thoughts

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who's more gay: cameron or may
who led you astray: cameron or may
who got in your way: cameron or may
who lowered your pay: cameron or may
who'd you rather lay: cameron or may
who'd jump into the fray: cameron or may
who brightens your day: cameron or may
are they merely okay: cameron and may

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howling

>I'll vote
Why waste your time?
Good on them
It's Ed

*rapjeet left speechless*

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learn to share

Your effort at toil has been insufficient

cannot believe this news news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4276553.stm

nonce

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ah yes i'm sure smarties were an integral part of your life in the US
FOY

why is leather fine if fur is evil?

Weird fact: the Easter Bunny was the source of a significant amount of theological debate during the 1200's, as Catholic philosophers debated why God would create a creature in a constant state of labor (and thus suffering). The Catholic Church ultimately resolved this question by declaring that the Easter Bunny orgasmed every time it laid it an egg (which it was doing constantly). This is now codified in Canon Law (the legal code of the Catholic Church and much of Europe in the pre-modern era) and saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from the Church.

>England

share this
[70ml ejaculate]

made up a new word lads
interstitium

waifu

Britain was waterboarding Palestinians in the late 1930s & Irish people in the 70s & 80s in torture centres.

lot of angry women in there who seem to think the son is essentially raping the mum by doing that

>Life is meant to be truly enjoyed. It should envelope the soul thoroughly like blanketed bliss. Amazing how the presence of a woman would just wrench the whole thing.

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boy or girl?

good

Wish I didn't feel the need to voice my opinion.

I've eaten more packs of smarties than you have hot meals you odious little germ

Straight men are not very manly. If you were really manly you would not allow your penis to be swallowed by a pussy. That is very submissive. Having sex with a pussy is the gayest act I can imagine. A real manly man would be all man all the time and only fuck and be friends with men. You would only allow your penis to touch other penises and your sex would look a lot like swordplay.

leathery animals are stinky and furry animals are cute 0w0

Ambition: make enough money that I can afford to spend a grand trespassing on the railway for fun

Weird to think foreigners have some of the bluest blood in the country

Banter.

haha fell for my ruse thanks for the (you) wahoo

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blood is red

powerful

Deleting files on my computer at 1mb/min

prove you are so manly and swallow mine

someone brainlet this mong

Fucking girls is for poofs.

hachi machi! two boobies, plain as day!

could not fathom having a disk this slow

I wish I could give this thing zero stars. You don't see the fish's dick. Not once. How is such a thing possible? Let's make 'Jurassic Park' but not show the dinosaurs. Let's make 'Aliens' but with no Xenomorphs. How about 'Titanic' with zero boat. This is a movie about a lady having sex with a fish (who has a fish penis) and the fact that you never get to lay eyes upon his aquatic member is an embarassment to everyone involved. Would love to say, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed," but I'm definitely both. Best picture my ass, anyone who says they liked this pile needs to take a look in the mirror and tell themselves they deserve better than a movie about a woman who has sex with a fish where you never see the fish's dick. Not once.

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lol at the buttmad commies

alri

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wacky yank is here

I've got Halo Grunt blood.

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fucking hell look at those hips

there's no 3rd pic because after that she just morphed into a giant tit

dios mio...

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this can't be happening

you must have had three kids then, ya big tit

do this pic but for her fanny

Love being British.

*melees your triangular helmet off*

oh no muh poor oppressed palestinians

I don't know where else to post this and I really got to get this off my chest . I am a dude so i assumed I was safe from catcalling but I guess I was wrong. I was just out for a morning walk with my dog and there was around 4-5 girls gathered around the same bench and one of them shouted. "Hey cute-cumber, come over here and let me give you a good time". At the moment I was like wtf cute-cumber, but I got it eventually.I thought it was just a weird little sexual joke so I smiled while walking away, big mistake.

It just encouraged the whole group to start shouting the weirdest shit about dicks and ass. Which I admit was a little clever and funny but still made me uncomfortable. But the cucumber fetish girl shouted something along the line"I would tie you up and make all your cum drip into my pussy,daddy" and that really freaked me the fuck out. I literally started running and got the fuck out of there. I don't think I'll ever take that route again. To all the women out there that deal with this on a regular basis, Damn.

the only tragedy of Grenfell is that it only happened to one tower

Ireland is not part of the “British Isles”. It's a colonial term used by imperialists to lay claim to Ireland. Ireland is not and never has been a fragment of Britain

browsing vouchercodes but all retailers are stingy

Someone get me pregnant

hello nigger

>According to the Current Population Survey, 17.9% of Asian Americans engage in volunteerism, compared to 26.4% of whites and 19.3% of blacks. Our analysis of the 2016 National Asian American Survey shows that only 59% of Asian Americans make charitable contributions, compared to 68% of whites and 65% of blacks. This lack of engagement outside of work is handicapping Asian Americans in their careers.
Fuck non-asians keeping the chink man down

Choosing files lad

the gays and the coloureds

third eye edition? more like third beer edition hahahaha

>what was that user? can you speak up, we can't hear you!

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I have trouble walking straight after 3 beers

need to see the pre photo first

god i wish that were me

mental that I'm older than pornstars now

hate women, nonwhites and the mentally ill

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acquiring a gf with a stacked deck is not meritorious and should be a priority of negligible importance to the honorable man

terrible hat bait

People do this ironically.

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WHO THE FUCK NEEDS THAT SHIT

LOL This website is hilarious! I'm so glad pewdiepie made that video. I can't believe i was missing out on all these absolute gems.

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