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no gods no masters edition

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Workplace just blocked bandcamp

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Epic.

A female friend said that men are making too much mess in the bathroom. I told her that it wasn't me and I would prove it. She followed me along to the bathroom and I made sure to leave the toilet seat down. I rolled back my foreskin and aimed for the side of the bowl (hate the sound of piss hitting water). All was going swimmingly until it wasn't. My foreskin decided to roll forward. Piss sprayed everywhere, not just on the toilet seat but on the floor and my hand as well. All I could do was mutter "sorry" and grab handfuls of toilet paper to clean up

anime

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pissed on a lads legs in a urinal the other day
need to get the chop

shiny slags

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>No it's not.
>Be quiet.

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lads

do girls try to make guys jealous?

I know we guys do.

am a loser but im not fat