What Sup Forums girl could tolerate him enough to go on a date?

What Sup Forums girl could tolerate him enough to go on a date?

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She could tolerate a lot for those arms.

>What Sup Forums girl could tolerate him enough to go on a date?

Over the course of the series, Johnny was hit on/molested by/dated:

>Alligator
>Hens
>Giant ape
>Loch Ness Monster
>Moose
>Antelope
>(were)Wolf
>Cow from Cow & Chicken (in adverts)

Johnny had 0 luck with human women, but every female animal he met wanted to fuck his brains out. So pretty much any furry cartoon character would work, OP.

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Her and that Valentine girl were the closest he got.

Why WERE animals so thirsty for Johnny's dick, anyway? Because Seth McFarlane wrote the show?

It's his animal magnetism.

would it work out?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOOOUUUUUUUUUUU

Maybe Heather.

Velma

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Johnny has good taste.

>The antelope reveals that she was just using Johnny to make her ex-boyfriend jealous and never actually liked him in the slightest, orchestrating him to get beat up by her ex.

Yeah, the antelope was a cunt.

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Didn't Cindy Bear also mack on him in one of the CN commercials at some point?

Johnny was down with the animal kingdom.

I guess they couldn't specifically animate fat and ugly girls.

>theme song ending
>Hey there, baby
>Get fucking punched

Fuck all the women in that show

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He's got you there.

That's easy, is there any Sup Forums girl that can handle a him?

I wish we had more Mom characters like Mama Bravo. She managed to be that perfect blend of smart but conceited and stupid that at times was perfect in letting you know, "Oh, Johnny gets his ____ attitude from Mama, makes sense".

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That's really easy.

>"Oh, Johnny gets his ____ attitude from Mama, makes sense".
What did he mean by this?

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Isn't she technically a child in their universe?

all the women in that show get triggered by Johnny when they first fucking see him

So?

You asked who could handle him, not for moral and ethical discourse.

all of them cuz he's fit

Well she is in university so...maybe?

Seth wrote all those episodes yes.

I think Frankie Foster would be a good choice

yes user, she gives his mentor an apple but he goes for the cherry

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Nah, she's punch him fo sho

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Johnny is too much of a sweet heart at his core to get into strangle play

I need this for reasons.

How did you forget Velma?

Probably because unlike human girls, Johnny wasn't a jerk to animals because his idea of how picking up girls doesn't apply to non-humans.

It's the other way around.

This. Guy's got zero charm so when he's not trying to be charming he ironically is.

You forgot

>Elephants

From the Moose episode. Johnny was a reluctant furry.

More like, he was reverse furrry bait... or literal furry bait?

canon.

Dexter wants what he can't have
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How about Mary?

Mary from Johnny Bravo?

Is dressguy dead?

I MISS THIS KIND OF SHIT.
FUCKING CN.

The moose episode is suspiciously furry.

The golden age is gone and will never return.

like my youth

At last I understand, this is where my affinity for girls with bangs comes from.

>Animals are shamelessly driven by their desire to fuck the physically strongest male (human women are too ashamed)

Lucky man

looniversity actually

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