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>i didn't make the new

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>Two will protect you the rest will try to kill you
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NEW THREAD

PO POO POO WILYLY

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hate this aussie and his shit editions

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I’m living my life
I’m off the grid
I’m out of range
And the amber waves of grain
Are turning grey again
The darkened stage
And the infinite waves
Distance can change fate
It's happening again
I’m living my life
I’m living my life
I’m living my life
I’m living my life

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need a big strong Australian BF to protect me

Hey OP, from Sydney.

Insurance companies hire PI's to follow and film you, to prove your injury has not affected your life.

One was so keen, he camped out on a fucking mountain in the bush, to spy on my injured ex.

Easy way to find out is to ring PIs and ask if they can run the plate numbers and find out who owns the cars.

Or get the PI to follow the pricks.
Or get a friend to follow them. It totally freaks them out.

Find out were they live.

Most insurance companies rely on sending you so nuts, you can't continue litigation.

If they are PIs hired by insurance, you can usually see a camera in the front windscreen.

I hired a firm to what my ex (pretending he wasn't working to avoid child support).

Cost me about $500, got a report and videos.

If you know a cop you can trust, tell them and give them the plate numbers.

A big reason people are followed like you describe, is if you are a child sex abuse victim.

The government runs the MKULTRA mind control program in Australia.

It involves the rape, torture and murder of children.

If they think you are talking out about it, or helping other victims, they stalk you big time.

Maybe , if you are seeing a psychologist or psychiatrist, they are worried that you will disclose sex abuse.

In the MKULTRA program, many prominent people rape the children, so they don't want to be exposed.

Hillsong church, the military, foster care, Catholic church, Freemasons, Anglicans, scouts. Mormons, Jehovah's witnesses, schools etc take part in this program.

It usually involves satanic rituals, to frighten the fuck out of the kids.
Most people don't remember their abuse.

So, hire someone or get some friends to help you out.

Find the truth, so they can't drive you mad.

you see it's funny because their pupils are black as in their eyes but also their pupils are black as in their school pupils because they are becoming less white

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dumb pirate frogposter hahahhahahaha

this is literally the first new i've made in yonks, stop generalising you pommy wanker

not big and not clever
hope youre proud of yourself

sheffield needs wiping off the map

*sips fizzy drink* ah yes it has 0 calories so how can it be bad for me?!?

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*explains the joke*
OH NOW IT'S FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAH

still shit

Purposefully trying to GAIN weight is more difficult than trying to LOSE it

ok

gods, Australians are such CHADS
>handsome
>tall
>HUGE COCKS
>charismatic
>EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT
>funny
>masters of seduction
>extremely virile
they are going to steal our women and I say let em have em

shut it you filthy pedophile

Me at the back (the big round one in the shadows)

I DARE you to post a more alpha male dog.

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haven't seen turtle around these parts

where'd he get off to?

give it a rest m8

Report them then FFS

Hi white nationalist

What fruit is this?

A year ago today
Was when you went away
But now you come back knockin' on my door
And you say you're back to stay,
But I say...
Go cry
On somebody else's shoulder
I'm somewhat wiser now
And one whole year older
I sure don't need you now
And I don't love you
Anymore

You cheated me baby,
And told some dirty lies about me
Fooled around with all those other guys
That's why I had to set you free
I sure don't need you now
And I don't love you
Anymore

Had a friend with one of these. It would go out in the hills and kill coyotes for fun

i'm glad you liked it

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AYAN (all yanks are nonces)

good morning teacher
good morning friends

what's he thinkin'

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you called

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de gimmick

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turtleeeee

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a good metaphor for Brexit and why it should be stopped

He’s too busy filming Braveheart 2: Wallace’s Revenge.

oh hi :3

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who is that soyboy

oh hi :3

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beto

i'm turtle's best friend

i could beat him if i wanted

i'm beto's best friend

turtle would NEVER be friends with the numba wizard he's too cool 4 u

*steals your heart*

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falling down the mountain

>meet nice, quiet girl
>she explains the importance she places on 'talking things through', that people aren't mind readers and talking about difficult things is important
>excellent, great, this is perfect; sounds very reasonable
>few months go by
>she calls one day saying she's breaking up with me
>ask her if we can sit down in person and talk about how she's feeling first
>she says no and cuts off contact

ah yes

>who wins in a fight (beto or turtle)?
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i always say hi to you white nationalist, and u ignore me

Oh fuck off

you just KNOW

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thailad i set Sup Forums to full screen mode again
how do i reverse this?

i voted for turtle

F11

>2 votes

morning nonces

thailad any jobs going

i know excel

>i slipped
what did he mean by this?

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beto how big are you?
turtle looks like a lightweight

sorry lad

Reinstalling bumble for the umpteenth time

i am stronger than him

There's 'knowing', knowing and KNOWING excel

how many baskets of tamales can you bench press?

*vlookups you*

heh
nothing personnel

You're in the 'knowing' category then

Why don't you? Tedious unwanted cunt.

Alpha male canine

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can quite firmly say that i am physically stronger then some random personality on an online meme general

great movie

alri dog fucker
chill

hahahah sure

Fuck off mate come round back of wilkos at castle market and say that to my face

Yeah I already watched Threads

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going to greggs for the first time when I visit my friend dan on vacation
what should I order?

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what.. what is that?

Steak bake and don't get called a racist

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Looks like one of those nu-male soyboy things we have nowadays

Steak bake and a sausage roll

bandit baguette

Leaving the toil carriage and walking into toil

who is the noblest person you know?

LDN is as cheap or expensive as you want it to be. My man's eating blueberries for breakfast, donnin' regular coffees on the go, and munchin at some peng-a-leng pizza joint you won't find down Walworth Rd. Meanwhile I'm blaggin bargains at Icelands, Spoons down Bromley on a Friday night and home with a 3 piece from Morleys

>less than a week into spring
>already sleeping with the windows open and the fan on

HATE IT

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Might open a bar called 'Cannon' where we only serve wine (grape) shots haha

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oh right yeh

Imagine if that were Emma Watson

black guys are based and funny as fuck
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got a little yellow heart emoji with a girl on snapchat and we've started saying good night to me
what could be mean by this?

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