>2. admitting he wishes people who joke about sucking his tits really mean it >3. saying he really wants to kill Alt Right people >4. basically shows that he sees the Alt Right as his archenemy and the root of all problems in his life >5. rants against how the right in general is anti-welfare BEST >6. 30 minute mark: He rants TO THE EXTREME about how the rightwing likes him, and thinks that the Alt Right has "TAKEN AWAY HIS REAL LIFE" >7. 32 minute mark: He says OKcupid has been ruined by us which means HE WON'T GET POONTANG (implying his okc was ever going to get him any) >8. 33 minute mark: He talks about how he will never again be the totally unknown person he was in the past. He says new people who come to his videos will try to pester him >9. 35 minute mark: WAHHHH I'M NOT EVEN MAKING MUCH MONEY YET FROM MY CHANNEL From then on he just cries and rants that the world is dying because evil rightwingers apparently run everything.
I am actually shocked, guys, I didn't know he was this fucked up. He's really losing it. We need a real psychologist to diagnose this crazy fuck.
>"IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY MORALITY THAT THE ALT RIGHT THINKS IS HOLDING ME BACK, THEN I WOULD BE HURTING THE ALT RIGHT"
>"FUCK THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So when is he going to be on the news as a mass murderer?
true
you have a point
it's too funny to see him cracking mentally.
I can't stop desu, I'm addicted
Aaron Roberts
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Lincoln Sanchez
Leave my son alone if you know what's good for you.
Jace Wright
Can't SLANDER the ALEXANDER
Can't CORDON the GORDON
Can't BAN the JAHAN
>N E V E R - F O R G E T
Nolan Stewart
who gives a shit? you guys are legit cancer on /po/ fuck off to some other board yeah?
Nathan Myers
>Bisexual, Man, Single, 6’ 1”, Overweight >Creative passionate talkative left wing scifi nerd and aspiring feminist with a dream of entering into a relationship with a submissive
Elijah Reyes
paper and origami needs a hero! A hero like JAHANS
He is going to have a hard time finding white males to target.
Tyler Carter
What is the story between him and his dad? Apparently they don't get on.
Mason Harris
What did he expect using farshnuke as a username everywhere? His pornhub is the same
Jayden Diaz
Apparently is dad is a dick to him not sure about the details. His dad seems like a top shelf retard too though.
Anthony Barnes
AGJ beat the shit out of his dad, the police were called. AGJ got away with it by claiming his dad was abusive, his mom took his side.
His dad is kind of a dick, but AGJ actually did beat on and kick out an old man (his dad is elderly)
Christian Lewis
you are a sad pathetic human being and i unironically feel sorry for your parents i know they must heavily regret not aborting you
such a disappointment
Caleb Nguyen
You get tired of stalking reviewbrah?
David Edwards
He is so transparent!
Like a big deviant child.
Ethan Edwards
Fuck didn't know that, that retard strength.
Adam Garcia
>His pornhub is the same I imagine it is all cuck shit. is it?
Zachary Scott
>Being a Swede Literally laughing my arse off
>All Canadians are one person Begone conspiracy theorist.
He is 6'1" and if he lunges himself at you he's like a goddamn tank. He could do real damage.
Luis Roberts
He says he's into BDSM and being the dom.
Matthew Morgan
Source on this knowledge?
Brody Clark
He's the leftist Travis Bickle.
Listen you capitalists, you blockheads, here's a sperg who would not take it anymore.
Brody Long
>Grabs a tit in each hand and charges at you >What do?
Mason Long
it's all pretty tame lesbian
Brody Butler
What would someone like him turn into if his sister/mother was raped by a refugee, or he was mugged/beaten by one? Are they so far gone that they continue to blame society and environment on bad human beings?
Anthony Lopez
>alexander jahans >dominant
One of these things is not like the other.
Adam Cook
Leaf knows more than me, literally a Jahanist scholar.
He teleports behind you. You hear nothing except a quiet voice on the wind. "Nothing personnel kid". Everything goes black as your body falls to the ground, your head landing 10 ft away a minute later.
Brandon Evans
It wasnt the refugees fault, the alt-right made him do it
Why on earth are you people so obsessed with this weirdo?
Why should I care?
Joseph Wilson
He blocked both my Twitter accounts. Kind of a shame. Dude is hilarious and he doesn't even get why.
Jackson Gomez
Who is this semen demon
Sebastian Rodriguez
Watch his videos from around 6 months - a year ago. He basically admits everything while painting himself as a victim of circumstance.
"Well I had to beat on him and forcibly kick him out of his own house, officer, I'm an autist with a bunch of disorders and my daddy mean and a Tory" basically
This is true. I'm writing a fucking book on the subject
Carter Martinez
He represents the opposition.
Isaiah Edwards
That's the definition of a lolcow
Logan Cooper
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Evan Anderson
This is his legendary move Milking charge! It deals critical damage and splash damage.
Christopher Bell
The world is full of cringelords, why should I care about him? Is he in elected office?
Ethan Phillips
He doesn't, he represents a bitter, autisitc ruin of life. He happens to hate the alt-right. Unfortunately not all alt-right haters are like that
Evan Rodriguez
>my daddy mean and a Tory
How does he get away with it? If I tried to pull the shit he did, my dad would've kicked the shit out of me.
David Perry
Holy shit, this him?
Guys, check this link out.
Jonathan Powell
He says in the video that the alt-right loves him yet that the trannies abandoned him and called him a bastard. kek
Bentley Parker
Not yet. We have to meme him into office.
Xavier Diaz
He's a lolcow, a constant source of amusement and laughs. Also he makes the left look like fucking shit. We need losershits like him to be the face of the left, just like the left has made fat bubba retards into the face of the right.
This is a propaganda war, and Jahans is our biggest weapon tbqh
His mom sided with him and divorced the dad, basically the dad tried to force Jahans to shape up
It's a really fucked story
Jeremiah Robinson
He is Sup Forumss cringe Lord. wach out he is like 200 cm and 187 kilos He would split your skull using only his hands.
Caleb White
All he has to live for is his writing and his what? Skyrim?
>Unfortunately not all alt-right haters are like that He's just lacks the self-awareness not to voice the modern progressive's internal dialogue, which is a constant stream of projection about his/their insecurities.
Brandon Gomez
rare ayy jahans
Joshua Hall
lol this is true
the best way to troll him is to be nice to him. haters just make him more confident in his bullshit. the way he thinks is >"THEY HATE ME I MUST BE A REAL PROBLEM FOR THEM, I MATTER HAHA!"
loool
Evan Fisher
Were to find someone to date with him?
Jaxon Wilson
Unfortunately he already knows that OKCupid is full of people trolling him. The chance for that is over, now.
Jace Gutierrez
An autist to surpass Chris Chan?
Andrew Stewart
We could set up Sup Forumslock okcupid account with a qt? Where 'she' has alt-right views, and tests AGJ on his integrity.
Austin Brown
Is it our fault he fucked up his job interview?
Camden Perry
No but that's why it's better. Chris Chan could never change or grow in interesting ways. AGJ is someone who is like 20% smarter than CWC but still dumb enough to be funny.
He's like an intelligent angry child who you can reprogram.
Kayden Turner
>we'll just see when the alt-right finds my pornhub account
Grayson Price
Not at all, but he will find a way to blame us. In his head, the Alt Right and Sup Forums are his archenemies.
Jose Bennett
>He doesn't Sure he does. The hormone derangement is just perfect. Every liberal lives with hormonal irregularities. He's also unattractive. He thinks he's a genius, thinks he's correct.
He's the flag bearer for the entire left.
Wyatt Clark
Why does Mike Enoch use a baldrick avatar?
Zachary Smith
I like this, Test him
I say he will bend to the power of pussy/ass pussy We need a low self steam girl or femenine trap in the uk.
Jeremiah Cruz
R E M I N D E R
>24 minute mark "FUCKA, IF I DIDN'T HAVE MY MORALITY YOU WOULD BE DEAD, YOU WOULD BE WORSE THAN DEAD" -Alexander Jahans (Future mass murdering archliberal terrorist)
Josiah Bailey
No idea, maybe he's a Black Adder fan? It's a pretty awesome show, don't you agree?
Why are Sup Forums bullies only strong and effective against literal autistic losers like CWC and this guy?
Luis Young
Report him as a danger to himself and others Youtube and other social media outlets. He deserves psychological treatment, not hourly Sup Forums threads.
Luke King
how exactly is he being bullied
literally just laughing at him behind his back
Jackson Bennett
except he will probably scream WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE as he mows down his last UKIP supporter victim
Matthew Thompson
>Gangstalk by Sup Forums
I keked .
Grayson Murphy
Can we just leave the pubic faced autist alone for once???
Bentley Rivera
No fuck off, this is fun. He is as big an asshole as any troll, anyway
Luke Taylor
I wonder who's behind T H I S post...
Jose Allen
Only when he gets a job selling "The big issue" on the corner like the rest of the downsies.
>PORNHUB ACC FOUND MADE 1 YEAR AGO >PORNHUB ACC FOUND
Eli Murphy
this is some cia bullshit
John Powell
he has no weird vids, literally just lesbians and pretty nude women
He basically has a fundamentalist Christian pornhub account
What a G O D
Take your pills schizo, lmfao, we're just having fun. Delving into a nutso's head is F U N
Jordan Evans
Who can sit through this shit? Who does he think would watch 40 minutes of his faggotry?
Lucas Torres
that is his life he's just being himself he has all the time in the world and this is what he does with it.
ultimately, we know him better than he knows himself and he'll come around, eventually
Kayden Diaz
What should one do in this situation? How do you move on with your life after becoming a meme?
Alexander Baker
I don't.
I just jump trough the video to give him views.
Christopher Watson
He never did. He supposedly started the videos near 10 years ago as a retard shouting into the ether.
I personally just skip through his videos as ultimately he goes on rants about completely unrelated subjects.
Alexander Fisher
Hey man, I just wanna thank you for your hard work keeping us informed of his videos.
Esoteric Jahanism is meme of the year far as I'm concerned.
Asher Ortiz
omfg why would anyone even bother to make a pornhub account? Does he plan on posting 40 minute long autistic ramblings and tantrums on there too?
Juan Jones
shut down every account associated with you identity dont go online and show your face radically transform you appearance -- he should get ripped and grow out his hair/beard
people would forget about him, then not recognize him after awhile
Adam Scott
The leaf are trully friends! Don't forget to subscribe!
Easton Lewis
Checked. Carl the cuck will be sorely disappointed.
Jacob Sanders
His most recent vid was actually very entertaining. Nonstop crying and ranting. Most of his vids are boring, but this latest one? It held my interest, firmly. Also 40 minutes is short for an AGJ vid
>ultimately, we know him better than he knows himself and he'll come around, eventually We'll see. I think it's possible. Right now he literally thinks the Alt Right are his archenemies.
Keep trolling him and being nice until he breaks. He wants to sustain the illusion that we are an evil destructive enemy, which makes him feel like he is fighting a noble fight (against us). lol
This, Sup Forums noticed him during the rise of Nigel Farage and started to make fun of him, then he made this fucking vid in reply to everyone showing he's fucking nuts
I mean honestly it's a great meme and deserves to be known. AGJ has to go down in history as an icon of why leftwingers are shit. We can make it happen, together.
>people would forget about him, then not recognize him after awhile lol not likely. He also looks so stereotypical that eventually he will start to get identified in public, more, he has already been spotted a few times in Woking.
Nathan Lewis
>implying he is someone right now.
Only harcore Sup Forumsacks know him.
Christian Rivera
His dad is very strange, someone post the video of him pretending to read something for the radio.
Oliver Barnes
Good to see you here again!
kek I just love saying "Esoteric Jahanism" it sound so legitimate!
Ryan Hughes
But he will be better known, give it time. It'll be so funny when he realizes he's a famous betacuck king. I'll KEK so hard when that day comes.
Noah Cook
Who /esotericjahansism/ here?
Robert Rogers
>lol not likely. He also looks so stereotypical that eventually he will start to get identified in public, more, he has already been spotted a few times in Woking.
Someone needs to shop his face with a fuller beard, long hair, maybe a hat on, all while he transforms his body into bodybuilder-mode
he does have a unique look about him
do you guys still have his coordinates, I remember some user a month back posting the google street view of his housing bloc
