"Siiiiiimbaaaaa"

"Siiiiiimbaaaaa"

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HOLY SHIT IT'S CNN

You know the rules OP.

lion king edit thread?

Who the hell is that asshole?

"I... am Mushu-fasa"

C
N
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I love retarded comedies but this one takes the cake.

Hot Rod might be comfier, and Naked Gun might have cleverer gags, but nothing can beat Kung Pow for sheer stupidity.

Behold the symbols! This one: over here. And that one: over there.

"Taco Bell. Taco Bell. Product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito, NACHO, BURRITO!"

...

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

My Ass Nya haa haha

You go this way, I'll go home!

This movie is fucking stupid and I absolutely love it. It's a work of art.

Nyeeeerrrnnnnn!

>Start watching old Shaw Brothers kung fu movies.
>Can't stop myself from making the Betty laugh every time a villain appears.

Also, I watched one movie where the Japanese villain literally had fangs.

I'd like a pound of nuts, please.

>that scene where he suffocates in a net
>the intermission that follows

THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!

>It's a net. And it's tiny.

WeeeOooooo

Ok OP, you know you have SOMETHING to do now that you posted this, right?

What the hell, why is Simba floating in the air?

CHOSEN ONE

I'M COMING!

CHOSEN ONE

you mean Kimba

youtube.com/watch?v=wOHjktwvqdE

I'M COMING!!

Without watching the video, not really. Lion King is explicitly Hamelt, Kimba the White Lion is more about the animal kingdom having to learn to coexist with encroaching humanity.

This is Wimp Lo. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

IF YOU'VE AN ASS I'LL KICK IT

Excuse me, kind Blacksmith, do you know where I can find little, silver, triangular pyramid caps roughly an inch and a half in diameter?

RIGHT HERE IN MY HAND

you're rationalizing

>My nipples look like Milk Duds

I say this shit all the time and it never gets old.

Best movie.

hmm, should have gone with A

I remember watching this when we still did streams without getting banned.

Friday night motherfucker

And you're reaching.

WHAT ARE YOU
PLAYING
EATING
DRINKING
SMOKING
KILLING
LOVING
PURGING
TOUCHING
HUGGING
KISSING
FUCKING
TUCKING
ROLLING
MOLDING
FOLDING

THE HOUSE OF DENMARK MUST FALL

I am a great magician!
Your clothes are now red!

And your sexy

It will be significant.

>PLAYAN
Secret of Mana
>WATCHAN
Game Center CX and Clarissa Explains It All
>LISTENAN
Studio Ghibli soundtracks
>EATAN
Ramen
>DRINKAN
Iced tea
>FAPPAN
My cute loli-like gf with nice legs.
>FEELAN
Pretty good.

NYEH IMMA BIRDIE TOO

YOU WILL ALL REFER TO ME BY THE NAME... BETTY.

My sexy what?

dont tell mom

>PLAYING
WoW
>EATING
Just ate but enchiladas
>DRINKING
seltzer mixed with cranberry juice
>SMOKING
don't smoke
>KILLING
time
>LOVING
no one ;_;
>PURGING
I didn't plan on purging today
>TOUCHING
mah dick
>HUGGING
my dog
>KISSING
no one ;_;
>FUCKING
no one ;_;
>TUCKING
myself in
>ROLLING
this 5
>MOLDING
my skin is fine, thanks
>FOLDING
clothes

fuck you got giving me that many to answer

> OP doesnt know the rules

We are both ventriloquists and now we're upsidedown

the lion king straight up stole scenes and art from the kimba movie. regardless of whether or not it's hamlet, the storyboard is the same as kimba, motifs are infringed

GTFO

Here you go:
putlockers.ch/watch-kung-pow-enter-the-fist-online-free-putlocker.html
Nasty PAL speedup, though.

Mother of God, I'm laughing so hard my gut hurts.

I can still pick out a ton of the jokes.

>PLAYING
Nothing
>EATING
Pretzels
>DRINKING
Old fashioned
>SMOKING
Camacho cigar. CT wrapper
>KILLING
My lungs and liver
>LOVING
Life
>PURGING
Myself of negative energy
>TOUCHING
The worn leather of this seat
>HUGGING
No one presently
>KISSING
See above
>FUCKING
See above
>TUCKING
Myself into bed later
>ROLLING
Hating
>MOLDING
Silicone gingerbread men for Grinchmas
>FOLDING
Laundry when I get home


How are you?

I'M BLEEDING, MAKING ME THE VICTOR.

>quote this movie while talking with some friends
>someone from across the parking garage yells back the next line

This movie is magic.

BUT


Isn't Betty a woman's name?

What was the scene?

Time to rewatch

This has got to be one of the most quotable movies to ever graze the earth

>just now realizing this webm doesn't have the post credits scene with Tang and the hawk

N-now batting, Mike Piazza!

Showing pictures of lions in a movie about lions is not stealing you deluded weaboo scum.

MUFASA, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN.

And you only know that because you read Cracked, because nobody but them actually cares.

Hmm. Tigah. Tigah tigah tigah.
Hmm. Bird. Hmm, birdy. Birdy birdy!

this, I can't see anyone else there, is he meant to be flying or did someone toss him?

You should be able to beat him now.

So which is the better movie?

Kung Fu Hustle, but Kong Pow is a strong second.

this, basically

Kung Pow

Kung Fu Hustle. Kung Pow is great and definitely deserves the number two slot but Kung Fu Hustle is a goddamn treasure because it manages to be funny AND be a good martial arts movie at the same time.

>that scene when he's challenging the crowd to fight and every person he picks ends up being a fucking macho savage