"Siiiiiimbaaaaa"
"Siiiiiimbaaaaa"
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HOLY SHIT IT'S CNN
You know the rules OP.
lion king edit thread?
Who the hell is that asshole?
"I... am Mushu-fasa"
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I love retarded comedies but this one takes the cake.
Hot Rod might be comfier, and Naked Gun might have cleverer gags, but nothing can beat Kung Pow for sheer stupidity.
Behold the symbols! This one: over here. And that one: over there.
"Taco Bell. Taco Bell. Product placement with Taco Bell. Enchirito, NACHO, BURRITO!"
...
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
My Ass Nya haa haha
You go this way, I'll go home!
This movie is fucking stupid and I absolutely love it. It's a work of art.
Nyeeeerrrnnnnn!
>Start watching old Shaw Brothers kung fu movies.
>Can't stop myself from making the Betty laugh every time a villain appears.
Also, I watched one movie where the Japanese villain literally had fangs.
I'd like a pound of nuts, please.
>that scene where he suffocates in a net
>the intermission that follows
THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!
>It's a net. And it's tiny.
WeeeOooooo
Ok OP, you know you have SOMETHING to do now that you posted this, right?
What the hell, why is Simba floating in the air?
CHOSEN ONE
I'M COMING!
CHOSEN ONE
you mean Kimba
I'M COMING!!
Without watching the video, not really. Lion King is explicitly Hamelt, Kimba the White Lion is more about the animal kingdom having to learn to coexist with encroaching humanity.
This is Wimp Lo. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
IF YOU'VE AN ASS I'LL KICK IT
Excuse me, kind Blacksmith, do you know where I can find little, silver, triangular pyramid caps roughly an inch and a half in diameter?
RIGHT HERE IN MY HAND
you're rationalizing
>My nipples look like Milk Duds
I say this shit all the time and it never gets old.
Best movie.
hmm, should have gone with A
I remember watching this when we still did streams without getting banned.
Friday night motherfucker
And you're reaching.
WHAT ARE YOU
PLAYING
EATING
DRINKING
SMOKING
KILLING
LOVING
PURGING
TOUCHING
HUGGING
KISSING
FUCKING
TUCKING
ROLLING
MOLDING
FOLDING
THE HOUSE OF DENMARK MUST FALL
I am a great magician!
Your clothes are now red!
And your sexy
It will be significant.
>PLAYAN
Secret of Mana
>WATCHAN
Game Center CX and Clarissa Explains It All
>LISTENAN
Studio Ghibli soundtracks
>EATAN
Ramen
>DRINKAN
Iced tea
>FAPPAN
My cute loli-like gf with nice legs.
>FEELAN
Pretty good.
NYEH IMMA BIRDIE TOO
YOU WILL ALL REFER TO ME BY THE NAME... BETTY.
My sexy what?
dont tell mom
>PLAYING
WoW
>EATING
Just ate but enchiladas
>DRINKING
seltzer mixed with cranberry juice
>SMOKING
don't smoke
>KILLING
time
>LOVING
no one ;_;
>PURGING
I didn't plan on purging today
>TOUCHING
mah dick
>HUGGING
my dog
>KISSING
no one ;_;
>FUCKING
no one ;_;
>TUCKING
myself in
>ROLLING
this 5
>MOLDING
my skin is fine, thanks
>FOLDING
clothes
fuck you got giving me that many to answer
> OP doesnt know the rules
We are both ventriloquists and now we're upsidedown
the lion king straight up stole scenes and art from the kimba movie. regardless of whether or not it's hamlet, the storyboard is the same as kimba, motifs are infringed
GTFO
Here you go:
putlockers.ch
Nasty PAL speedup, though.
Mother of God, I'm laughing so hard my gut hurts.
I can still pick out a ton of the jokes.
>PLAYING
Nothing
>EATING
Pretzels
>DRINKING
Old fashioned
>SMOKING
Camacho cigar. CT wrapper
>KILLING
My lungs and liver
>LOVING
Life
>PURGING
Myself of negative energy
>TOUCHING
The worn leather of this seat
>HUGGING
No one presently
>KISSING
See above
>FUCKING
See above
>TUCKING
Myself into bed later
>ROLLING
Hating
>MOLDING
Silicone gingerbread men for Grinchmas
>FOLDING
Laundry when I get home
How are you?
I'M BLEEDING, MAKING ME THE VICTOR.
>quote this movie while talking with some friends
>someone from across the parking garage yells back the next line
This movie is magic.
BUT
Isn't Betty a woman's name?
What was the scene?
Time to rewatch
This has got to be one of the most quotable movies to ever graze the earth
>just now realizing this webm doesn't have the post credits scene with Tang and the hawk
N-now batting, Mike Piazza!
Showing pictures of lions in a movie about lions is not stealing you deluded weaboo scum.
MUFASA, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN.
And you only know that because you read Cracked, because nobody but them actually cares.
Hmm. Tigah. Tigah tigah tigah.
Hmm. Bird. Hmm, birdy. Birdy birdy!
this, I can't see anyone else there, is he meant to be flying or did someone toss him?
You should be able to beat him now.
So which is the better movie?
Kung Fu Hustle, but Kong Pow is a strong second.
this, basically
Kung Pow
Kung Fu Hustle. Kung Pow is great and definitely deserves the number two slot but Kung Fu Hustle is a goddamn treasure because it manages to be funny AND be a good martial arts movie at the same time.
>that scene when he's challenging the crowd to fight and every person he picks ends up being a fucking macho savage