What is your favorite thing about summer?

What is your favorite thing about summer?

Greeks like to fuck Russian, Scandinavian and other nothern tourists.

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Portugal, Spain and Italy like to fuck them too

I like having 6+ hours of twilight/pre-dawn at midsummer

Hot tourists are meant to be fucked.

My favorite thing about summer is women feet

No darkness
No ice
Fishing at a remote peaceful lake
Having a pint outside

We like to go to southern european countries and save their failing economies

And my favourite thing about summer is the fact that it is not cold.

Also delicious ice cream

Go to Spain and dominate all the small ‘men’

I thought Malta was never cold.

Naturally.

It tends to get cold. Something to do with our high humidity I believe. And I'm quite vulnerable to cold, like an old man.

I hate summer. Only good thing is that everyone is stocking beers and i never run out. I might enjoy some music festival too but pretty much everything else about summer sucks ass.

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taking a £10 flight to Spain with the lads to get monumentally pissed up and smash up the local town

Bruh a street food festival will start in May it will have comfy music and all sorts of delicacies from all over the world.
Go there and enjoy yourself

This.

Malta doesnt get cold a friend of mine went there during winter and he could wear shorts all year long

>let me tell you about your country.

I'm not a virgin thanks to a big titted dutch blonde

Also, I'm sure it gets colder up there, so he's used to colder temperatures, therefore he won't feel our temperatures. Thought of that?

I might check out this.Made in Beer festival at Gkazi
Im not much into Sup Forums food though.So unless i get horribly turned down in May ill probably go for a couple concerts and cross fingers for Chania rock festival

I went to Greece and a local complained about the cold because during winter they hit 8 degrees. We naturally thought they were talking about -8 but apparently all of Greece just freezes and dies at 8 degrees

And they call us stupid.

8C is cold

Go to s*uthern "europe" and get utter shitfaced

Ruin hotel rooms
Get into drunken brawls with the natives
Piss inside buildings
Clog toilets
Scream and yell in the streets at night

Thats basically what me and my partycrew does ever summer and you dont even feel bad because medniggers arent really people anyway.

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Down here, we're made for warmer temperatures. We'd be freezing at 8 degrees.

People like you should be drowned.

very good post

this is an attention whore
like many other nordics
he can only get attention on Sup Forums with being provocative since he is boring

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sorry lad, it's a northern european tradition. You wouldnt understand

Thank you, I meet a lot of cool norwegian guys in both prague and golden sands we always make fun of natives and swedes

The sun of the Mediterranean land

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this but unironically

I know Dutch people that go to Spain during winter and go swim in the sea.
And we are not even nordics, half our winters Netherlands doesnt get snow

Where do young norwegians mostly go?

Some people swim all year here too but it never snows here. How low do the temperatures go there?

>People like you should be drowned.
Well thats the price you have to pay for being poor and lazy and you except our money regardless of how we behave.

you are the lazy people
subhuman danes

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>Malta
>poor
Disrespectful tourists should be beaten up and have their wives impregnated by med seed.

it's not lazy, it's efficiency you dumb spic

>le efficenct because i say so
show me some data

>be dumb tourist
>sees rough seas
>decides to swim anyway
>drowns

I swear this happens every year, multiple times. How stupid one must be to swim in rough seas?
Please, don't waste our emergency personnel's time with your stupidity.

I figure med men get raped by Nordic ladies after getting beat up by Nordic gentlemen

I wish a Nordic lady raped me desu, but that's not how it works.

You're not black enough.

can't blame them

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What happens generally is the nordic women drink too much, pass out and then get raped by whatever swarthy local discovers them first

thats not true you chink roach

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So you're saying that I'll never be abducted by a group of nordic women and rape me multiple times while bound to their hotel room's bed?

sweden has a weird way of counting rape that makes them hard to compare. that might be the same for other nordic countries

Notice how the higher up you go in hours worked per worker, the more known the country is for poor quality. With exceptions of course, but the general rule either way.

Addition:
Even then, hours logged is an entirely different thing to actual hours worked.

they have obviously much more rapes than other countries in europe anyway

Greece is the exception

>Greece is the exception

>Close to bankrupt
>Need help to get back on feet
>Most known crap is basically groceries

Were they working hard hardly working?
Or were they working hard on fucking their economy up?

Project at my work generally go through the building from order to finished product in no more than half a year, at the most.
The first Greece product to be ordered took 7 years, not because it was ridiculously huge, but because they couldn't decide on anything and kept updating their crap, doing 180 turns on decisions already implemented and were unsure about pretty much everything.

didnt read

Greece > norway
prove me wrong

Of course you didn't.

I have to prove you wrong because you can't back your own shit up?

iron maiden in july if you're in athens

are you new?
i can prove everything i write

name a country and i show you why Greece is better

>tfw swedish mother and greek father

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I am half med half nord too

the half Greek (father) half dane (mother)?

Myes, I'm sure you can prove anything, trying to defend Greece.

I'm sure the qualities you select to prove it's a better country than any other in the world, completely nullify the complete and utter shit it pulled to end up almost bankrupt, along with the other in-danger Mediterranean countries.

But does what you're going to select even tangent the argument?
Greece workers being efficient, have a high quality standard, and work long hours?

Why bully northerners? They are our friends

didnt read

name a country and i show you why Greece is better

most of them are literal retards who come here to get attention

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Women wearing flip flops

feet fetish?

>What is your favorite thing about summer?
The weather, fishing, walks in the forest, getting drunk in the midnight sun.

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Northern summers are max comfy.

It's a special feeling after 6-7 months of darkness and cold when the first warm days of spring comes around. Even more special when the sun never goes down.

>What is your favorite thing about summer?
Drinking a corona under the sun, maybe a mojito.
Hearing civilized languages von tourists instead of the usual durka/albo stuff.

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germanic languages are ugly

no, they're great

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the only great thing about (((krauts))) is how easily they burn in their own ovens

what's with the constant sea of hate, you should chill out, enjoy sunshine more

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I miss canoeing

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