Can you tell if a guy is speaking Chinese, Japanese, or Korean?

Can you tell if a guy is speaking Chinese, Japanese, or Korean?

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Yes easily.

That's easy

Why don't you stop making this kind of threads?

It will be Japan vs Asians army AGAIN

Yes, Chinese fluctuates a lot in tone, Japanese sounds like anime and Korean sounds like Japanese but with an addition of a dick in your mouth.

I can easily recognize japanese and I probably can tell korean from chinese.
But from my experience chinese sounds like absolute gibberish, and every chink kinda speaks in its own way.

By Speech? Yeah, that's easy
By Appearance? Almost impossible. Differences are too subtle honestly

I can recognize japanese if they yell NANI or YAMEROOOO or ONII CHAAAAANNNN

If they write down their languages then yes. If they speak their languages then yes.

You are all the same

>Korean sounds like Japanese but with an addition of a dick in your mouth
Honestly it's so true...

Chinese and Nippinese look similar, but if you can't tell difference between those two and Korean, then you are a special kind of retard.

Yes, it's really easy to tell those three apart even before I learned some Japanese. Telling them apart in writing is also really easy.

Do you mean appearance of the written language or of the people? Written language is easy. I wouldn't say the people are hard, but they're not easy sometimes.

Japanese has longer words and sounds kind of nice
Mandarin is very short and sounds annoying
Dunno about Korean but i think it has a lot of "O" sounds
Doesn't matter tho coz ill bash them all the same

>Doesn't matter tho coz ill bash them all the same

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Appearance of the written language, but i can usually tell Korean apart because the characters tend to be circles
Japanese and Chinese look the same to me tho

What characteristics? The only thing that distinguishes them sometimes are their eyes, but sometimes even that's not enough. What exactly makes Chinks and nips look similar as opposed to gooks?
The people, not the writing. When they speak, I immediately know.

Japanese have very well defined and pronounced sentences, i can actually hear the words
Chinese just sounds like gurgled random noises without any structure
Never heard korean

Bash gooks all day Yankee faggot cunt

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>What characteristics? The only thing that distinguishes them sometimes are their eyes, but sometimes even that's not enough. What exactly makes Chinks and nips look similar as opposed to gooks?
I'm talking about the way the language looks, not the fucking people.

Are you fucking drunk?

Koreans have wide jaws, Chinese have deep cheekbones and Japanese have long noses

The writing is very easily distinguishable from all three. Chineses has a bunch of big characters with a lot of detail, Koreans got straight lines and circles and japanese a lot of spaced out characters

You misunderstood my initial post

Japanese sounds like it's coming from the tip of the tongue
Korean sounds like it's coming from the upper chest
Mandarin sounds like it's coming from the throat with some nasal to it
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Cantonese sounds softer than mandarin and sounds like there's some crazy shit with the tongue going on
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When I've described it to people they look at me like I'm a crazy person but that's what I think
Native English speaker btw

jap: "ching"
gook: "chang"
chink: "chong"

Despite not knowing the meaning of a single character of either of them yes I can.

자지주세요자지제발

Nigger

How the fuck do you people do this? I must have a retarded hearing ability or something, but I can't differentiate among foreign somewhat-samey languages at all.

I can, because I'm mildly familiar with Japanese and Chinese, so I can recognize familiar stray words in a speech. Korean just gets picked by exclusion.

could be autism
I only just manage to tell the difference between Spanish and Portuguese but I'm fairly accurate when it comes to differentiating German and Dutch
Thai, Vietnamese, Laos etc are a mystery to me
African languages? No clue
I was once at a train station back home in the UK and didn't have a clue what these three people were speaking until I noticed the kid had a Welsh rugby top on and concluded they were speaking Welsh

fukk all-nationz.com

german and dutch sound vastly distinct tb h

I can't

just to provide an example with common questions
"what is the time?"
german: wie spaet ist es?
dutch: hoe laat is het?

"how are you?"
german: wie gehts?
dutch: hoe gaat het met je?

"what is your name?"
german: Wie heißen Sie?
dutch: Wat is je naam?

Yeah. I watch a lot of anime, listen to kpop and and have seen a bunch of hong kong movies.

Sometimes, though rarely, I can't even tell the difference between French, Italian and German. It's that bad.

>could be autism
Some form of it, quite likely. I fit pretty well by some criteria, but am a complete miss on most major one's.

that's very strange you can't tell the difference between a romance language and a germanic language on some occasions.

I need to understand what's being said to some extent. Once it gets below a certain threshold my mind just refuses to process it and it turns into the samey gibberish to me.
Unlike OP's 3 langues, Italian and French share a lot of vocabulary, so that's why I confuse them, I guess. I have no excuse for German.

>Appearance
easy.

>koreans
slantiest eyes out of all
>japanese
more unusual dress style, some peculiar facial features
>chinese
found crawling on all fours because mainland c*inese are subhumans

You have a point concerning Japanese.
Japanese seems to have developed to achieve the least energy consumption to speak. You don't have to move your mouth and tongue so much to speak Japanese, so it sounds like that. It's kinda a lazy language.

Are you an american visiting russia?

No, a native Russian. I don't know if you meant it as an insult, but I guess I could take it as a compliment on my shitty English.

>but with an addition of a dick in your mouth
I didn't know I was a fucking gay, wow.

Insult is a little too much, more bantering.
In my experience slavs are pretty good with languages, while americans seem even to be unable to grasp the concept of "something different from english".
There are always exceptions though.

In Spain there is only one difference between the Japanese and the Chinese, the Japanese wear sunglasses and a camera.