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Dobby edition

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alri

alri

lobo

poo

yes hello it is i the resident armchair pharmacist of /brit/ come to me for advice in drugs

one time

Thinking of getting a lobotomy

Alri

honestly love eating the gfs fanny lads
69 is my favourite sex position

Say traps are gay I dare you.

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>using the term slut for no reason

ok going to stop typing to you now

your drug knowledge is sub-par btw

Would awkwardly grope her in the work closet ( consensually )

These hot cross buns are too sticky

Can't wait for that deranged drug addicted leaf to lecture me on the dangers of 66-FAG-POO

Does sticking a tab of acid up your arse really improve the experience?

traps are gay i dare you

baying for melvins blood.

just came on some nerds hot cross buns and he was like "these are too sticky" what a loser hahahaha

>be american
>get shot

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We need so damn many things
To keep our dazed lives going
Many things to keep our lives
Lives going, so many things
We need so damn many things
To keep our stupid lives going
Many things to keep our lives
Lives going, so many things

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What is the optimised ingredient ratio for jenkem?

*heems your cunt face to another galaxy*

brilliant submission

>be british
>get raped by pakis
>get arrested for racism
>get murdered by pakis in prison

>cumming on a mans buns
alri mr bumboy

watching adam ruins everything


every day's a school day

>live on the 3rd floor
>kitchen is on the bottom floor
can't even fucking nip down for some tea without it turning into a fucking field trip

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how do you buy bitcoin thailad?

me too kind of. Dont really see my life ever getting better

rarely do drugs desu

how old are you lad?

>posted from my parents' house in middle england
none of this happens outside of your paranoid Sup Forums delusions

no you will have the same experience as any other method of ingestion

2:1 poo to piss

Need an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry is on vacation in London. He's eating a BLT and the bacon slips out, right onto the sidewalk in front of the mosque he was walking by. Que police and music.

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Woah have you seen what poley looks like now?

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all of it happens in real life you mong

life is full of awkward memories

Hey, yeah, I wanna shoop, baby
Ooh, how you doin', baby?
No, not you
You, the bow-legged one, yeah
What's your name?
Damn, that sounds sexy uh
Here I go, here I go, here I go again (again?)
Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)
Ok then, chillin', chillin'
Mindin' my business (word)
Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this
I swear, I stared, my niece my witness
The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda, uh
Wicked, wicked (ooh) had to kick it
I'm not shy so I asked for the digits
A ho? No, that don't make me
See what I want slip slide to it swifty
Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks
Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him
Lick him like a lollipop should be licked
Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit
Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do
So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop
Shoop shoop ba-doops shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop
Ba-doop shoop ba-doop shoop
Ba-doop shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop

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Are the police as bad for it in Ireland?

can you safely put some whisky in black tea?

It certainly is my Indian friend

that keep haunting me

alri jordon get your tits out

No, gardaí dont give two fucks about your feelings

Can I get high off cod liver oil?

I GOTTA TESTIFY

COME UP IN THE SPOT LOOKIN EXTRA FLY

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IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
HYUH

No I mean are they as left wing as the British police?

does anyone have the eastertoad with raised eyebrows?

i quite like to mainline a large amount of heroin
do you have any for sale

pic related, its me

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of course not, don't be ridiculous

Most Irish are socialist if thats what you mean, but they dont bend over backwards to appease foreigners

no

phwoar

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Fair enough now I know were to escape to if England goes further towards a v for vendetta like state.

*takes care of bidness*

Now I see the importance of history
Why my people be in the mess that they be
Many journeys to freedom made in vain
By brothers on the corner playin' ghetto games
I ask you, Lord why you enlightened me
Without the enlightenment of all my folks
He said, cuz I set myself on a quest for truth
And he was there to quench my thirst
But I am still thirsty
The Lord allowed me to drink some more
He said what I am searching for are
The answers to all which are in front of me
The ultimate truth started to get blurry
For some strange reason it had to be
It was all a dream about Tennessee
Take me to another place, take me to another land
Make me forget all that hurts me, let me understand your plan
Take me to another place, take me to another land
Make me forget all that hurts me, let me understand your plan
Oh, won't you let me, won't you help me
won't you help me understand your plan
Take me home, take me home, home, take me to another place
Take me home, take me home, home, take me to another place

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do you think jesus ever travelled to japan

Doesn't get much more beta than eating fanny lads,

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Jesus would have hated the japs.

>Most Irish are socialist
what?

most are centre right if our two main parties are anything to go by

any /LEWISHAM/ man in?

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that's where he died
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingō,_Aomori

South of the border, down Mexico Way
South of the border, where the tuna fish play

jesus was australian

> not enjoying eating fanny

What a queer

More like /shit/

>Most Irish are socialist
the two biggest parties since the inception of the irish free state have been centre right

>most are centre right if our two main parties are anything to go by

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flat spracklen house dukes place marlow

yeah?

found it

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T.

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>tfw they actually evicted him
>tfw the dentist won

do you think we'll ever fully understand the nature of existence, whether through science or death?

what the fuck is fortnite

>we
no

need a ob but all my experience is in schools and i'm barred from working with children

no

the new overwatch

Why are you barred from working with kids?

enjoy gay marriage pal handed to you by yet more arlene incompetence

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How do deaf people learn braille if they are born deaf? I feel like you would need at least some prior understanding of language to grasp the concept.

funny how the story is eerily similar to his adventures in india. which reminds me, that indian pricness marrying a korean prince story also has a duplicate in thailand

Never met anyone in Ireland who doesnt believe in unemployment benefits, state sponsered employment and free healthcare

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HOW MANY CARS, DO WE OWN!?

How did you guess I’m norn Irish?

braille is for blind not deaf

kid broke down the staff changing room door while i was naked

Just had the old conversation with the gf. I had to explain that I know I am fertile because I took an ex-gf to get a vacuum shoved up her vag
She took it surprisingly well: she play with my meat and veg and then told me they look ugly

How do blind people learn sign language if they are born blind? I feel like you would need at least some prior understanding of language to grasp the concept.

>How do blind people learn sign language

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Listen close, and don't be stoned
I'll be here in the morning
Cause I'm just floating
Your cigarette still burns
Your messed-up world will thrill me
Alison, I'm lost
Alison, I said we're sinking
There's nothing here but that's okay
Outside your room, your only sister's spinning
But she lies, tells me she's just fine
I guess she's out there somewhere
And the sailors they strike poses
TV covered walls, and so slowly
With your talking and your pills
Your messed-up life still thrills me
Alison, I'm lost
Alison, I'll drink your wine
I wear your clothes, when we're both high
Alison, I said we're sinking
But she laughs and tells me it's just fine
I guess she's out there somewhere

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why do so many youtube "stars" play it

sign doesn't have a language. you can sign in whatever language you want