This guy comes by at a party and slaps your GF's ass. What do you do?

This guy comes by at a party and slaps your GF's ass. What do you do?

Slap him back into the plantation

>~1000 rounds of 5.7 in a supressive retreat with my squad, until we can get a UAV through the stargate to drop a hellfire on him.

Tear our his dnc provided symbiote

Bificate him..

tell him I know where the Stargate to Atlantis is.

I'll use my force travel wap 5.

Considering how they were constantly at war their installations had abyssmal security.

>I get this joke

To be fair, Until earth showed back up the wars weren't really serious. It was more like political infighting among ancient Greek city-states. Technically they were wars, but most of it was just for show and negotiation purposes.

I'd trade him the stargate tv series in exchange for him to stop slapping my gfs ass, that way he can just beat SG1 before they beat him.

Goold?

Attach spark plugs to his pussy armor and hook them up to a car battery

>no gf
joke's on him

I slap him back with the Daedalus and the Odyssey

take this shit to faggot

My bad, I thought this was Sup Forums

I was wondering what's up with the flags

Nothing. We wuz kangz and shiet afterall

I throw my knife at him because his personal shield only stops fast projectiles.

>carrying a knife at a party

You're right my bad. I grab a dart from the dart board and throw it at him right through the eye socket.

Slap his ass its obviously a form of greeting

I lol'd

Happy to make someone laugh

Don't fuck with my food, you fool.

Stargate Atlantis was a mistake

What about Stargate Universe?

Both were horrible and anticlimactic at best

So tempting.

UNSCHEDULED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION

IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR LET NONE SURVIVE
>[purges the xeno]

I thank him for allowing snek waifus to exist in the first place.

I feel like it was canceled too soon. Character development was only starting to get rolling, and it was an interesting expansion to the setting. It felt like a show that was just about to find its feet when the ax came down. Plus having /r9k/ for a primary character was fucking hilarious.

Close the iris.

Make a cancer thread about it.

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oops, sorry sir,