Daily reminder that these two countries contributed more to the world then the rest of the world combined

Daily reminder that these two countries contributed more to the world then the rest of the world combined.

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Oh really now?

Contributed the most laughter, yes. Both countries are serial losers.

Ur a French colony

...we do?

Nice try OP.

And look at what you've become now.

Having a good Holiday Nigel?

We shall be great again! And then we Anschluss.

I KEKED MYSELF TODAY

>then

That colony conquered France at one point. But if you go by that logic it's probably the best thing you ever invented, so good it became better than its creator and cucked it on numerous occasions (See my retarded country for proof.)

at least theyre not toothpaste

Qt

Who cares about what a bunch of cucks did
America rules now

When?

People serving your feudal rulers did some pretty great stuff.

t. colgate toothpaste

All other countries have been BTFO
Literally only Brits stand a chance to the might that is the FRANKIC empire

toothpaste pretty much nailed it

HEIM INS REICH

In 60 years, you'll be muslim territory.
Maybe much less.

I wonder what would have happened, if he hadn't given the Empire to his two brothers and the went at each others throats. The Roman Empire might have been restored by now. Take France of the time plus the Holy Roman Empire of German nation. We would have conquered all of Italy and then the east, Britain too probably.

>France can't beat England without a 17 year old girl in charge
>Germany loses 2 world wars

yep great countries, not memes at all.

All great problems have final solutions...

u wot m8

France is the best country in the world! Everyone who doesn't love France is crazy! FN will make France great again! It shall be united and free again! Paris will be the graveyard of the Islamists dreams!

BUMP

I like watching unimportant countries play

Haha no

B-but Al Gore ivented the internet

>neckbeard basement dwellers boasting about the achievements of others

U would still be brits if it wasnt for
Pic Related
remember to thank him once a day

Based old white cis male.

>agincourt
>waterloo
>trafalgar

Based britbong, I recognize your value. Nice empire, but you fucked up in the end and got raped by America.

>posting only battle not war

Always funny Canada.

Franks are Germanics in denial, Gauls are subhuman.

Prove me wrong.

Isnt a bit suspicious that a (((certain group))) is always trying to turn the French and Germans against eachother?

Mostly Brits and Germans though. Eternal Anglo meme was literally created by (((them))).

>three of the most humiliating military defeats in western history
>all of them france

A Roman scholar once said, because of the German infighting we'll never accomplish anything.
Franks are German, Dutch are literally German, Danes are Germanic, Northmen are Germanic, Anglo-Saxons are German.

We're all þiudiskaz.

Reminder that when these countries finally become caliphates the world will be a better place

>>three of the most humiliating military defeats in western history

Acccoring to who? Your anglo dad? Really funny dear leaf.

You got your flag wrong, here ill help you

1/10

What Wars has Canada actually been involved in?
I guess you are a winner if you don't participate

They participated in WWII and played a part in "liberating" France.

It was not Surrender it was a way to trick the kikes into joining the successor to Charles Der Grosse's empire. duh

What a bunch of bullshit


>toothbrush
>British


absolute kek

One of the most powerful empires in history lost. Against us. A giant fucking empire losing against a shitty city in Belgium is really humiliating

Call it what you want Pierre it's still pathetic, at least die with dignity, France has been living on its knees for a long time now, won't be long and they'll be speaking arabic

these are better

Let me refresh your memory, America.

Sure Rodriguez, sure.

>That colony conquered France at one point
>canadian """education"""

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Not even true, Pierre.

Nice try at your anti French propaganda George.
Enjoy your Freedom Fries

>this triggers the frog

We fought in your defense in two world wars, and this is how you thank us?

There is a single war that Uk fight alone against France and won it ?

In ww2 that's what Americans thought the French flag was, it was all we saw from the French

You got our flag wrong, it's supposed to be three horizontal stripes, not vertical.

Bullshit

No. France will live on. Marion et Marine will make it great again!

Stop saying bullshit then. How Waterloo battle (73 000 French vs 118 000 Prussian-Brits) is the most humiliating military defeats? Leafs are really retarted those days ...

Can confirm.

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You call it propaganda everyone else calls it truth

Hum

So basically, France is just behind UK even when fighting Half of the Europe or being under a germanic invasion ? Good

Not really Kraut, I enjoy my life here as stationed soldier
Anglos cucked you good huh

There is hope I will admit, maybe they can rise again

> Feminism
French/Anglo concept.
> MTF surgery
> Jewish doctor from the US.

I know it's a bait picture, but really?

French contribution en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_in_the_Vendée#Genocide_controversy

German contribution

kek you're more butthurt than a latvian in a putinbot thread

Op those flags contributed a lot ut you know damn well a Union Jack should be included. Telephone, tank, penicillin, a bicycle with wings, etc etc

>get told
>U MAD? U BUTTHURT LOL

Was nice to talk with you Leaf.

>get told
>we wuz kangs: the post

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The UK, Italy and Greece would like a word.

nice trips

All joking aside though, these two countries have probably shaped the modern world more than everyone else combined. Literally everything important today was made in one or the other

Agreed, by far

Actually remove the uppermost stripe and replace the coat of arms witht them of Lübeck and you are right

Memes aside the Brits should be included in this
The Italians have great cultural accomplishments but lack in the Science and War categories.
Literally every European decends from the ancient greeks modern Greece doesnt count

>Lübeck
West coast is best coast, min jung.

Thinking anything in middle america is important

Maybe if you like being flooded every hundred years

Remove the left flag and I'm okay with you anglo

No. Once AfD wins the election, you will go back.

He must have confused them for Sweden, since the Franks did conquer gaul and they come from here.

Ha, keen nich will dieken, de mutt wieken

>Once AfD wins the election, you will go back
They will not win if Washington doesn't want, cuck

Remove the Right Flag desu
America is successful but their culture 100% comes from Europe

Stay delusional, Amerifat. They will win, Germany will be sovereign again. And you will leave.

Washington didn't want the Brexit though

>USA and GB shaped the modern world
>modern world is the most degenerate and cultureless, while being technically and economically advanced, pile of shit to be ever created by mankind


Also british culture:

Name one good british composer, which name isn't Britten, after Purcell

German composers are GOAT

Yeah, sure this will happen Abdul
>a king nigger didn't want the Brexit though
fixd
Nigel/Trump alliance soon

No, c(an)uck, France invaded (i.e. seized power durably) England. Twice. 1066 1327.

Shouldn't it be France and UK?
I mean what did Germany accomplish desu?

>I mean what did Germany accomplish desu?

Here's your (you)