What do you guys REALLY think about us? Im pretty new here (probs 2 months lol), but I've seen a lot of angry people talk about us and such.
The leaf meme is funny, but you guys DO think we're cool, right? Like the country that gets along with everyone irl but basement dwelling NERDS
We invented Trailer Park Boys
Back when I was growing up, I thought Canadians were pretty nice and slightly cool. Then when moot put flags on Sup Forums I discovered they are truly awful. I really can't understand it.
Meh I don't mind Canada because both nations grew up together and have stronger ties with each other than any other mation on the planet. Even though you are retarded socialists that are complete pushovers, I consider you more of a brother.
>Americans and Canadiens are honestly not that different if put side to side
You're a shit people form a shit plot of land. The ONLY good thing to come out of Canada is The Trailer Park Boys.
moot put flags? There was,a big debate to not put flags on here? Wow, I'm glad they decided to in the end.
The multiculturalism and diversity on this place is pretty great (except for the racists of course lol)
Canadians themselves are ok, a little irritating with the whole "WERE NOT AMERICA LOOK AT HOW NOT AMERICAN WE ARE" but for the most part they're good people.
But the posters on pol are utter shit. I've never seen a good post from a leaf, and this thread continues the trend
And ketchup-flavored potato chips
A FUCKING STAR haha eff you
In terms of a relevancy to size ratio, Canada probably has the lowest ratio in the world.
Its a flower, you moosefucker
Oh, my apologies. I thought you were Vietnam. hehe, well thennn... A FUCKING FLOWER xD
got you... we cool bro?
I like Canada. If you closed your borders I'd try and immigrate to Alberta or british Colombia.
Haha, no worries
Honestly we in the USA do not think much about you? Barely know your there.
says egypt
You're the reason everyone hates us.
Please kill yourself you slimy worm.
Oh and thanks for taking all the hippies in the 60's. Hows that working our for ya.
Country flags were one of the last things moot did, along with inserting cuck into our meme rules.
I've always been ambivalent about them, since it is often neat to correlate the international participation in the same way that you can do looking at IP addresses on IRC. But it very much does detract from the prior level of discussion. At least the mods listened and removed global ID due to our extensive complaints.
almost every leaf on Sup Forums is a complete and utter moron
almost every leaf I've ever personally met is a passive aggressive faggot
milk in bags is the dumbest shit I've ever heard of
>visit italy on vacation
>tell everyone I'm american
>all the italians want to buy me drinks, hear me tell my story
>next day at a different club
>tell everyone I'm canadian
>get punched in the mouth
true story.
Hello my Canadian brother. Top of the evening ;D
>xD
lurk moar
your dumb, Micky Dees
>"your" dumb
And I thought American Education was bad.
Memes aside. American's think you're pussies. All of you. Too friendly. Practically gasp at the word "gun". Your PM doesn't help your case, and neither do your celebrities. Drake AND Justin Bieber. We do like how you can smoke pot there, and the scenery is nice too. The girls could go either way, hot or not. I personally have seen some beautiful women from Canada. We do like Trailer Park Boys. Funny show. If all Canadians were like them, honestly, Americans would like you a lot better. You're basically America's quirky and queer, but cool friend. This is coming from an American, with no politics involved.
>capitalizing Education
Youre alright though, burgerbuddy... alllll riiiighht all right (as long as yr not altright, that is!)
>Forgetting the apostrophe in "You're"
It's almost as if you're trying to embarrass yourself.
Can you send me your top 5 memes you have from here so I can learn more about your boards culture? Appreciate it, friend
And to add on to that, all memes and cuckholdry aside, you really couldn't ask for much of a better country to share a yuge open border with.
So hey how about you guys tone it down with the jihadis and the zhangs and that clusterfuck queer you call a PM and we can focus on building a wall where it counts.
Dude my apostophe key doesnt work
Our PM is great though? Not sure what you have against him >:(
my apostrophe button doesnt work sometimes. How do you quote multiple people in the same post without copy pasting them separately?
shit, meant to respond to you from that post^
Canadians can adapt to american culture well when they visit, probably because we share a lot of pop culture and a language. But I can pick them out by the way they speak and I generally think of them as unimportant. You are like us but you have little culture it seems. I hear good things about the food in your major cities and that the weather is generally shitty
You guys are alright if you would just get rid of all of the guns. Not sure why you guys make such a big deal about it
I like Quebec because it's the only Country which doesn't follow your stupid culture and we have leftist nationalism which is fascinating to be involved in.
this is exactly why we hate you
Y'all are pretty much all faggots in my book.
I think that you people are the scum of the earth, you're all pieces of shit and you're more liberal than fucking Sweden.
A fucking leaf
People here just love to bully us leafs for some reason.
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>It's another falseflag thread
>Can adapt to American culture
You could swap out an American with a Canuck and you probably wouldn't notice unless they had a hard southern Ontario or Maritimes accent.
You guys are usually well educated, sure, but you lack common sense. Half of you are lefty cucks and that's why you have your fucking leaf meme.
Trailer park boys and kids in the hall are both masterpieces.
Your leader is fucking embarrassing.
Leaf posters are 85% trash.
>but you guys DO think we're cool, right?
Man, if you gotta ask...
Go away, dude. You're embarrassing us.
straya lite
Everytime I get called A FUCKING LEAF, my boypussy gets wet and my feminine penis cums a little. everytime I get bullied my nipples get really hard. I love being that dirty leaf shitposter that nobody likes. A single (You) is like an orgasm to me.
Sup Forums and Sup Forums turn me on so hard
>complete pushovers
You're thinking of Britain.
We said fuck off over Vietnam.
We said fuck off over the Iraq War.
We said fuck off to accepting your nuclear weapons on our soil
We said fuck off when you wanted to scrap Kyoto and the Montreal Protocols
We say fuck off to you over a lot of things.
And you rant and rage and punish us by imposing sanctions on our various exports such as timber and we still don't give a fuck.
Also, fuck off :)
First of all, no we don't like you. You were always a good meme to is and at one point friends. But your shilling and shit posting just hit a brick wall and became disgusting and degenerate. Then you get with the current year by electing Justin treadu. And from that point you hit pnr, you are lost to the world. (((You leafs))) are so bad that the aussies are now the official shit posters and they put up some sick shit, memes, and bants. You are forever lost to the world just go back to Tim Hortons and quit making shit shows like trailer park boys and leave the board.
>Not sure why you guys make such a big deal about it
Ain't like Canada or Mexico the reason why nobody tried to invade modern NA, you know?
Also fuck your antigun stance, its literally just a tube of metal with fancy shit on it to make aiming easier, nothing more. All the shit peoples talk against them is pure nonsensical and emotional fluff they are parroting because they simply know no better and never bothered to know any better either. Go to a shooting range with someone you know who has a PPA and find for yourself whats the deal is all about, you'll realize that the majority of peoples know jackshit about them and exaggerate the whole thing to hell and back.
On the subject of the thread, whats do you guys think of Quebec? Stuck-up square head (aka unruly and disrespectful Ontarian) opinion unwarranted.
You'll forever be remembered as the only anglo country that prepped a bull into power and your legacy will be remembered as the most multicultural country that's ever walked the face of this planet, burger. France, the UK, Canada, Germany and Sweden all try to follow in your footsteps desu.
Your embarrassing us please stop
lol at asking all these degenrates what they think of GOAT Canada.
All Canadian haters are jealous fuckers that they don't have free healthcare and no niggers or crime.
>Also fuck your antigun stance
One in twenty Canadians own a gun. We're not anti-gun, we're anti-stupid. And that makes all the difference in the world.
Shut up, FAGGOT.
Canada is better than the U.S.
SHART
Your country is more DEGENERATE than ours.
>milk in bags is the dumbest shit I've ever heard of
SHART IN MART YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!
>American's think you're pussies
But you lost all the wars in the middle east KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
Faggot.
>You are forever lost to the world just go back to Tim Hortons and quit making shit shows like trailer park boys and leave the board.
GO TO MCDONALDS AND THEN SHART IN THE MART AND THEN DIE OF HEART DISEASE YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG AMERICAN FILTH MONGREL
Ayy ese, homes i love crime yoou know? I love the streets bro this is my turf.
Guys please stop fighting. We need to be kind to our American friends. We really owe them so much, when you think about it. We are forever in their debt
>he thinks he isn't shitposting
>being this triggered
And GSP !
youtube.com
Thanks leaf, Tim Hortons is amazing. Just keep the sand grids out of your cuntry, get rid of treadu and learn from the aussies about bants and shit posting and we will welcome (((you))) back. But in the meme time fuck off leafs, stop being pussy. The cunts down under have to fight to the death every day just to go to the store to buy beer, there manly shit posters. Watch and learn from them and we will want you back.
Sure things Richard .. youtube.com
What a compelling story!
Please bro tell us another!
What a deception for you it must be !
Do the burgers think they get brownie points for sucking so much Australian cock?
>free healthcare
>''free'' as in you don't pay at first but you pay it back in skyhigh taxes all over the place and over every fucking thing
>No nigger
>instead we have sunni Muslims doing honor killings, drunk & violent natives that are entirely beyond the reach of the law, disrespectful chinks that are about to assrape our farming industry and far too many mischievous Jews in the government & media that try to twist our self-respect into guilt-tripping
>No crime
>Actually believe statistic Canada aren't corrupt as fuck and giving out false stat so it doesn't make the country look bad on the international level ( gotta keep appearance at all cost!)
>comparing military strengh by tug of war
There ya go leaf that's a decent shit post, have a free tidbits box on me
Sorry Barbra
a fosters covered dick tastes better than a maple flavored dick
This also happened to me. However, after one punched me in the mouth, me and my girlfriend beat the shit out of every dago in the room. And then your mother sucked my dick, while your dad licked my asshole.
ITT Amerifags jelous they don't have milk bags
Tbh, kinda. With cardboard it gets sawgy and mixes with the milk and tastes like a cardboard smoothie
Quebec would be better off from the rest of canada.
>What do you guys REALLY think about us? Im pretty new here (probs 2 months lol), but I've seen a lot of angry people talk about us and such.
anonymous ! anonymity !!1 stop being so self centered, i wish fucktards like you didnt represent the flag.
"us", dont lump me in with your handytardness.
>The leaf meme is funny, but you guys DO think we're cool, right? Like the country that gets along with everyone irl but basement dwelling NERDS
you are a shitty leaf. I dont think your cool, nice thread fuckshow.
Our crime rate just went up according to StatsCan user. (((Media & government))) tried their hardest to assure us nothing was wrong, still lower than the 70's, ignore correlation between crime rate and natives/dindus.
I love the Quebecois to be honest! They have a lot more rich culture than us, and I love the way their accents soind compared to regular French (just my opinion though!)
>thinks the dindus of Canada could survive without gibsmedats
Theme : youtube.com
>justin beiber
>nickelback
>trudau
>because 2016
I'd hate us.
>americans don't understand advanced shitposting
>their PM is so progressive that he partecipated at a gay pride
lets just say you prefer to be remembered for the shitposting (strayan level exactly: the shitpost people resort to when they live in an isolated wasteland without anyone to talk to)
The amount of shit-posting, trolling, shilling, and general holier-than-thou attitude that Canadians overwhelmingly post results in what you are seeing.
I love canada. They are great people!
your prime minister is too redpilled.
>barbra Streisand is a jew from California
>leaf trying to use that as a representative of burgers
Quit fishing for (yous). Trying to use a like from California to represent burgers is like us saying those French Canadian fucks represent leafs. We wouldn't do that to you, they are a cancer in your country just like Jews from (((hollywood))) are a cancer in our country
Are you saying Justin treadu is the next evolutionary step in shit posting? If so top fucking kek
just stfu already would you we try to help you here if you too pussy to understand it just stfu
Recommend me a decent Canadian city which offers variety in services but also has almost no crime.
Your country is cucked, but chill. You'll destroy yourselves, but you'll make sure no one goes down with you when you do.
You also comprise 55% of annoying shitposters on this board. Get the fuck out, you fucking leaf.
my pnlomOh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on Sup Forums thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>being a pussy because a French Canuck can't spell resulting in garbage shit post
Opinion disregarded
Yes. Thinking like that is the only way I can accept him as PM
Well you sacrificed your country, pride, and way of life to put my sides in orbit. Good on ya
You're like that friend who we will hang out with if we are really bored if you call us, we will never call you though, you're ok you just get drunk and cry and apologize for shit we don't need you to
the strippers on montreal are nice. say youre american and its a guarenteed blowjob. no quit no spit.
Wow... We may not be the greatest country, but at least were not rude.
Hope my friends here can make you understand
That's why no one likes you, you can't take the bants mate. Go to 9gag or leddit they may accept you