Just put my dog down today, can we have a Sup Forums humor thread please

Just put my dog down today, can we have a Sup Forums humor thread please.

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Before humans die, they write their last will and testament, giving their home and all they have to those they leave behind. If, with my paws, I could do the same, this is what I’d ask…

To a poor and lonely stray, I’d give my happy home; my bowl and cozy bed, soft pillow and all my toys; the lap, which I loved so much; the hand that stroked my fur; and the sweet voice that spoke my name.

I’d will to the sad, scared, shelter dog the place I had in my human’s loving heart, of which there seemed no bounds.

So, when I die, please do not say, “I will never have a pet again, for the loss and the pain is more than I can stand.”

Instead, go find an unloved dog, one whose life has held no joy or hope, and give my place to him.

This is the only thing I can give…

The love I left behind.

– Author Unknown

Damn.

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Someone storytime WE3

A shame Oglaf has been mostly miss lately, although it does seem to be picking up a little again.

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Also, obligatory Chick reference, given his recent passing.

What kind of humor do you like, OP?

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humor me

But seriously, like Sup Forums stories and what not.

That was screen capped by you,who are the person who posted that "I HAVE THE RING" post, and you are the person who is spamming Jimmy Neutron across Sup Forums and Sup Forums.

We need more Boob window rogue

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Jeez, you had to put your dog down? I'm so sorry user, that's gotta be pretty ruff.

Wasn't me.

A-user please

I'm sorry user.

Ok I laughed pretty hard at that one

that fuckin sucks user. i'm sorry to hear it. i'm sure you gave that animal love and a good live.

That was cold user, OP is gonna beat you up. You'd better flea.

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8 years, it's still funny

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My captcha just told me to stop. Are any of these entertaining?

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I love not using the catalog, you find a lot of funny stuff.

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Okay that's all I got

how did he give it a black eye without breaking the glasses?

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Thanks man I enjoyed it.

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this one always gets me

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Wow, the only one of those I remember is the cat with tits

He took them off. No use ruining a good 200 dollar pair over a correction of the woman.

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I always find those caps of derailed threads hilarious

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Fucking Christ, I remember that comic too. I really need to read through that Calvin and Hobbes comic book I have one of these days.

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Then you might like this.

I found some more

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Still my favorite looney tunes gag

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>you only get one pair of glasses in your lifetime

I wonder how often Superboy Prime browses Sup Forums

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Sure I'll bite.

Sorry to hear that user.

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God, I love this.

You have my condolences.

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It took me a moment to realize what happened

and then another moment to realize green doesn't look happy because he just realized he is next.

The expressions of green and blue are what really make this a great comic.

More anti-christian propaganda by SJW cucks...

I don't have enough confused black men to properly react to this post.

Thank goodness that was censored, someone may have been offended.

Censored cause Japanese law is dumb

So, wait, does God smite the enemy, or does God smite the general's own camp? I can't tell.

I went through something similar this time last year user, keep strong

This one'll always hold a special place in my heart.

This comic should have ended after the first two panels

>woman

kek

He was wise not to heed that fox. Some random talking animal walks up and offers to solve all your problems, that's how all the most fucked up fairy tales start off, seriously. Deceitful fairies and their bullshit and their shady bargains. Hooker method is straightforward and normal. When faced with weird magical shit, always try to find your way back to what's normal.

Someone screened my shoop! :>

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