/doag/ - Dumbing of Age therapy session

Remember kids, bullying is okay as long as you don't like the victim.

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>as long as you don't like the victim.

Nah, it's "as long as they're not a minority".

Remember: The Rebel Alliance is always the good guy. The Empire is always the bad guy. Size is all that matters, and playing the victim is a sweeter temptation than honey on tits. Just ask Islamic Extremists and Christian Bigots.

but what if it's a straight woman getting ripped on by another straight woman?

>Still giving Willis attention

The one with the most "minority" in her genetic history is being oppressed.

Alternate: the one whose religion has the least amount of adherents in the country she currently resides in is being oppressed.

If their minority status is indiscernibly similar, than they've both internalized toxic masculine violence.

Didn't Mary blackmail Ruth?

only after getting physically assaulted and openly humiliated multiple times

and that blackmail was to try and force ruth to do her job as RA.

>and that blackmail was to try and force ruth to do her job as RA.
No it was to get her to break up with her girlfriend and so she could lord it over her.
Acknowledging that Ruth is a bitch doesn't automatically make Mary a saint.

actually, ruth broke up with billie(and sobered up) so mary wouldn't have blackmail fodder over her anymore, because mary was trying to get ruth to hold dorm meetings, keep the hall at a managable volume, and other things of that sort.

Seemed more like she just liked having Ruth under her thumb.

Ruth broke up with Billie and got sober to just go back to being mean to Mary without the blackmail looming over her head

and again, that only happened after Mary tried to get ruth to do her goddamn job in the first place, multiple times, after a situation arose that she did not instigate, and tried to resolve with words, before going full bitch.

Not really, when Ruth never actually did what she asked regardless. She did 1 (one) meeting and then abandoned her immediately.

Patreanon to the rescue!

literally what's the point of this

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE POLITICIANS ARE FAKE!

I have three reactions to this:
1.) I have no idea what my emotions are supposed to be.
2.) Where's the joke?
3. ) Are Robin and Leslie going to munch carpets or what? And if so, do we have to watch? Because the scars from the porn comic are still fresh.

The cringe factor in this comic is astounding

I for one, shall ignore those first five panels and await what may come from her acting like a slutty librarian around the lesbian teacher.

I don't even know what this is.

>That Leslie face in the first panel, specifically the eyelids
What the fuck, Willis? How do you make someone's eyes look so retarded when they're closed?

Also is that pandering stuff a Hillary slam? Cause I feel like she does that a decent amount. When Trump panders it's more like calling out how many minorities he's hired, but Kaine and Clinton love to switch language and throw in slang to pander.

He's trying to tell a joke, but I'm not feeling it.

That's Willy's post-incident retcon talking.

How the incident actually occurred:
>Mary reacts to Carla's continual, persistent annoyance by snapping something "transphobic" at here, then keeps Ruth (who only now shows up because Trannies > Everyone else) from punishing her by revealing that she knows how shitty Ruth really is
How it occurred after his critics easily poked holes in it;
>Mary engineered the entire incident PURELY to hurt Carla and Ruth

It's utterly ridiculous. Despite his point at the time supposedly being "Misgendering is wrong no matter how annoying the tranny is!", he's all but admitted to fucking up by scrubbing away Carla's involvement and going all-out making Mary seem as unpleasantly transphobic a KKK ripoff as possible instead of the reactionary initial-victim who only pulls out "transphobia" after continued incessant harassment.

>Slutty Librarian
>Hyper-patriotic Cowboy
Could you do them both at the same time?

B-but user!
She wouldn't have mentioned it AT ALL if she wasn't transphobic! Which should be a crime punishable by death by the way.

>Are Robin and Leslie going to munch carpets or what?

Odds seem likely

>And if so, do we have to watch?

Of course not. It would likely be in a Slipshine if it did. And we can choose not to read it.

She only got physically assaulted once before the blackmail. Not that it changes anything, but it's important to be accurate

>This woman got elected to a government position

Fucking hell, Willis. The GOP may have some dense leaders (and before any of you start, I'm talking about Palin), but even they aren't this visibly incompetent.

I think the "mulitple times" was in reference to being openly humiliated.

I think Robin was supposed to be a parody of Palin at first...then a decade past and he had to salvage it to be Trump?

Calculate privilege points.

See, in the old universe, Robin as a Congresswoman almost made sense, in addition to being a recurring gag, because she was a war hero with superpowers.

DoA Robin is like a blend of all the worst traits of Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and [insert anti gay politician implicated in gay sex scandal]

Thing is, Ruth didn't actually have to break up with Billie or quit drinking. They already removed evidence of their drinking and Billie moved back into her room. All they needed to do is keep their relationship and drinking on the down low, which is pretty fucking easy. The whole thing basically went like this:

"Alright, I moved a few feet down the hall into my old room."
"Fuck you, Billie, you piece of shit. You're abandoning me in my time of need. Now give me back my room key."

Palin was only kind of an idiot, and really just seemed incompetent on national matters. Robin seems to be either mentally retarded or really, really high.

No, Robin shoved an Asian guy's head up Palin's ass when Palin joined an Evil League to attack the toy store she worked at.

I dunno what he's doing with her right now. She could be pretty abrasive in Shortpacked but I feel like Willy's made her almost a "bad guy" in this.

We have, being transfemale and asexual is completely blown out of the water by Carla also being white, passing trans, super wealthy, and well-connected.

He makes her explicitly Trump because otherwise she's exactly like Clinton, both of them.

The bit about the kids having to tell Robin if they are 17 made me smile.

The rest of the comic made me wonder how on earth Robin managed to get elected in the first place.

So for all of you popping a boner over sexy Leslie last night...I just wanted to let you know Willis ruined it.

>they aren't this visibly incompetent.
Robin seems like a sarcastic alien that has been forced into the job of infiltrating the US government as an elected official.

Five minutes in Photoshop.

The bad part's her face, you pleb.

I kind of like nervous smile Leslie, actually. Better than 'duller than white bread' Leslie that we usually get

I think I would have accepted that line if Robin wasn't being coached by publicity shills the whole time. It seems like the sort of nonsense that a ditzy politician (or a really drunk one) would toss off casually.

>that haircut
why

New strip!

Two minutes in Photoshop.

How dare you post on this forum without being able to appreciate THICC

Just because Willis can't draw anything but shortstacks doesn't mean we should abandon what we care about!

I've never been too into thiccness myself, to be honest. The thicc girls I met as a kid were total bitches, and it's always rubbed off on me the wrong way.

Not to say I don't appreciate curves. I just don't like the pear shaped shorties.

More eyebrows

You'll have to find Andrew Dobson if you want eyebrows.

I feel that the awkwardness should be the point.

Now there is just something unsettling about the face.

>no glaring fuckups that any elementary school student would have picked up
did you finally get a proofreader?

Awkwardness would be one thing...she has a face like someone is forcing her to strip at gunpoint.

Hyper-patriotic cowboy persona, remember?

I vote slutty librarian

Sounds like kinky role playing.

Yes I did.

Here's my edit of Leslie

>those eyes
WHY.

please stop

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Now do one with her face on Revolver Ocelot.

Nice thick thighs/a big ass, like what you might get from a volleyball player, is nice.

THICC is basically just obese or cartoonishly misshapen women that look disgusting, not attractive.

I think I fixed it.

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You and I have different definitions of thicc then. Mine is basically thick thighs, with a little pudge in the torso. Though, frankly, the only hard limit on what I'm willing to fuck is 'must be female' and 'must be ineligible by age to get shoved into a nursing home'

Goddammit, this is Sup Forums. We're supposed to be good at editing shit

what about mine?

Excellent work with the face, but that bra looks too thick to allow for nipples poking through, and while I'm not intrinsically against futa, it's not something I want combined with Willis's work.

Behold, the superior version, imo.

Revolver "Revolver Ocelot" Ocelot?!

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And fuck, while I'm at it

Tell me I'm pretty good and kiss me you fool

I checked some of the old Slipshines, and outside of Sal, everyone has pubes that match their head hair. Even Ruth. The only one that doesn't do this is the first one with Walky and Dorothy.

I...wouldn't mind Slutty Librarian. I'd vote for a slutty librarian.

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Damn it man, that's how they get you!

Danny seems to escape in his first one. But yea that's horrendous.

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That is how Sarah Palin got a job.

Amber's pubes were actual C&P of her head hair onto her crotch.

Why would you do such a thing, Willis?

Is it so fucking hard to clean up around your paneling??? why the fuck are there lines bleeding out outside the panels? Jesus fucking clean your shit up.

I thoroughly hate how Willis draws squinting eyes. They always look like shit and make me upset on a visceral level. Not much as Becky's eyes over her hair but damn close.
There's just no reason for it to look this bad. This isn't even art skill at this point. He's actively making decisions that make his art more unappealing.

It hurts me to see Mary abused like this, especially ironic because I'm a trap in progress myself.[/spoilers] I just want to give her a hug, tell her it'll get better, then go over to Billie and haymaker her nose into the back of her skull.

I'm glad there's a support thread for stuff like this. I never thought I'd experience a righteous anger this intense from such a shitty webcomic.

Does Willis think that's funny? Is it a weird little easter egg? A quirky.
No matter what it is, it's dumb and I hate it.

it's sad when Sup Forums of all places is one of the few places safe from the long arm of Willis' hugbox

What if Willis actually trimed his pubes to match the shape of his hair?

The saddest part is that they(or at least one in particular) thinks it takes "impossible strength" to post here. Like, look. Sometimes people shit on trans people with ">she" or niggers or faggots, but I've honestly learned more about those people on Sup Forums than I'd ever learn on his hugboxy site where any negative thing said about any minority is the equivalent to saying "Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy"

It'd make sense because he has a dick face.

It could be a good gag if he didn't use it for everyone and gave it to a character with a unique hairstyle. Mike having pompadoured pubes would be funny, Becky having side combed pubes would be funny, everyone else not so much.

I can see the resemblance.

Ruth's was a weird little rectangle of hair, like her bangs.

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Dong-editor, you're the hero we deserve.

>Palin was only kind of an idiot, and really just seemed incompetent on national matters.

So the media's narrative would have us believe

I wouldn't say "sexy" but the aesthetics are somewhat of an improvement over the usual WIllis rounded hair helmet look

>tfw Mary didn't go to the Boys' Wing with Carla for a gangbang

Not great, but still an improvement over Walky's shit.

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Text is too redundant. Just one "Revolver Ocelot" will be sufficient to adequately convey who it's supposed to be.

good enough

This is actually more in character for both and makes me hate Carla a fraction of a fraction less.
What is this dark magic?