Be dumb tourist

>be dumb tourist
>sees rough sea
>swims anyway
>drowns
If you want to die, die in your own countries please.

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how's the taxation in Malta?

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dunno

many such cases here too.

>checked flag
>not surprides

I swear, some people turn dumb when they're on foreign lands.

this is a dude, right?

I think those were dumb already bro

I know how you feel.

I just can't process it on how someone can see rough seas and decide to swim anyway. Even a dog knows better.

How do people manage to drown? I mean, if you just hold still you won't drown.

I think the rough seas help.

Maybe it was your government extrajudicially killing someone again.

Idiot Chinese tourists ignore the signs, swim where they're not supposed to, get sucked out to sea and drown .

Just like idiot chinese players in gta online, lol.

I'm sure.

Then their retarded family goes home and tells everyone how dangerous Australia is.

>Be dumb brit/northern euro athletes
>Go to Italy to join an outdoors sports event
>Be recommended to drink lots of water by the staff
>Half of them end up fainting
>Punctually keep all the city's ambulances busy
Every damn summer

rip currents drag you to rocks or way off the coast. Then you're toast unless you get help immediately.

We don't get that here, but there are many cases on the region of men wanting to get rid of their wives coming on vacation and she suddenly involved in some ''accident'' at sea. And since it's usually white women their home country goes insane and tourism from there die just because some dude didn't want to get a divorce.

Swim sideways.

>be frogposter
>be dumb

tourist won't know that tho. They will just fight it and then die.

Are you some bright individual that swims in rough sees?

He swims in american money

yes

I, for one welcome all foreigners to kill themselves in my country

But that's a waste of time and resources to search for them, clean the seas from their corpses, and ship them home.

What's Malta like? I was thinking about going on holidays somewhere, but I don't like all those shitty, trendy clubbing/hipster hotspots.

They just overdose on drugs here.
They also can fall into canals, but they just get intercepted by a boat a while later.
If they go into the sea the current will automatically trow them upon the dikes, and thus naturally heighten them for the next storm

You can enjoy the islands without going to the clubbing scene, though you might have to say there since many hotels are located in that area. If you're into history, there's plenty to see.

From time to time they also get run over or fall from heights.

>Run over
Doesn't happen. Our infrastructure is too good.

>fall from heights.
There are no heights here.

No heights? Really?

Nope. We are below sea level. Skyscrapers where banned after the 1970's anti skyline demonstrations.

>tourist walks on the right hand side

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>be American on vacation
>Get drunk on the street
>Hit by a car or something
>Hurr Durr Mexico is killing foreigners

Ah interesting.