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that funny cartoon worm edition

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the proofs are here

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anime

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just applied for an apprenticeship
(£3.50 an hour)

I want to suck loads of tranny cocks for hours and then for them to all jizz in my mouth and I swallow it all and lick any dribbles up off the floor.

Doing what

reading a very very VERY grim thread on /an/

feel quite depressed today for no apparent reason

going to eat some cake and have a wank till it goes away

just got offered £15.87

Why did Russia use a nerve agent and make things easier to backfire

Surely they don't want all this ruckus

IT stuff but the wage progresses nicely after the first year

test

the virgin jaguar
>has massive backing and the sponsorship of a tobacco company
>car has a massive v12, doesnt even get the top speed in the race
>just barely wins by a few seconds

the chad peugeot
>has little to no backing
>made up of insane engineers
>doesn't even try to win the race, just goes for the top speed of all time and gets it with a v6

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never thought we'd reach a point where lads do poos plastic spectacles while electric niggers hide inside the tears of the ages

arrogance, incompetence, to scare other would be defectors

Because they wanted to send a message to other defectors/potential defectors.

today will be the day that unitoil finally puts me out of my misery

here it is haha

Westminster aren't as childish and idiotic as they appear on the tv are they?
They run the county, they can't be as dumb as they appear

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there's a lot more people working behind the scenes than the ones you see

nz a cute

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I think him just getting shot would be enough of a message

The interview was for a call centre and we did a roleplay of me on the phones and I had it all planned out in my head what I was gonna say and how I was gonna sell the product but as soon as we started he shut me down and diverted the conversation to what I wasnt prepared for and I just babbled pretty much for 2-3 minutes

2bh job seems pretty shit but being a neet is way worse

after countless hours in google maps street view, i have come to the conclusion that new zealand is objectively more european-looking than australia

tites

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Just transmitted secret documents to Moscow

this from it?
youtu.be/WTY9pWETrhA
>20y old
"I never want kids lol!"
>40y old
>>breastfeeding the dog and making him wear diapers

you can do better lad

Not really. Domestic security services could then just sweep it under the rug as a 'robbery gone wrong', they wouldn't want to advertise that their double agents were dropping like flies. Also the nerve agent is a horrible and excruciating way to die.

>/an/
never heard of this

Need a left wing rorke PM like Jacinda

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Is big man Dan going to prison lads?

Thinking about training to be a police officer what you think?

does anyone else get really anxious before leaving the house if you've stayed in all day but need to go out in the afternoon or evening

wonder how it'd feel to stick your willy in this plant
haha just wondering btw

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Good goy

Mum threw out all my old Beanos and videogame magazines

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It would be extremely painful.

probably one of the most painful experiences in your life

Louis you're not well

howling that /an/ is a real board

>Britain’s only native species of cicada, Cicadetta montana, has gone extinct
depressing
love cicadas me

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lol

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Waiting for my flight what are you poofters doing?

good

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what a bitch

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I want to suck a fart from Emma Watson’s anus.

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depends where you are, if your in a nice small comfy town or on an island like the isle of wright then it would be super comfy. But if its in the city than fuck that, everybody will hate you.

randy bugger

waheyy

>love cicadas me
when brits say shit like this you have no right to criticise yanks for butchering the english language

How have you never seen it, theres loads of niche boards

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itz dem bluddi toriez

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willnae be opening this link

love a half day, me

I want to fuck Emma Watson and smell her farts.

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Peter Kay has died, lads ;_;

new

dolphins got good taste tbf, at least he aint gay

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Hitler was just a SJW who happened to get freaky amounts of power and actually implement his #KillAllJews worldview

Poo...
Poo bum pee poo...
Poo bum pee poo...
Poo bum pee poo, poo, poo, poo...

Poo...
Poo bum pee poo...
Poo bum pee poo...
Poo bum pee poo, poo, poo, poo...

Poo--

In the corner of my life,
In the absence of a wife,
Yes it's true...

(poo, poo, poo)

Poo--

Oh it can't ever be done,
Sit down you never even won,
This I knew...

(poo, poo, poo)

But
Here
You

StandBeforeMe

PooeyBum and,

Wanked will-ee!

And
Here
You

Offer YOUR hand...

TO WANK AS YOU WATCH ME BRAP

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incredibly depressing read

one near me haha

wtf is a dolphin rape cave?

feel rotten

why do furries like smalltalk so much
seriously have imageboards just made me forget that people don't normally talk about "serious" subjects or are these people actually just empty vessels of money, sexual tension and college degrees in engineering

told a girl about the dolphin rapists once and she slapped me
still can't tell if it's because she was a SJW or a Dolphin lover.

Britain for Britons.

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all dolphins engage in homosexuality

Haha yes bang on Tarquin! Hooray for the status quo!

most of them are spazoids who don't understand social ques

had the perfect chance to ask out the 6;8 and I bodged it

its snowing lads

Why the fuck are you hanging out with furries

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shouldn't that mean they talk about autistic special interests all the time instead of the fucking weather

willy

willy poo

Is there any drug that will uplift my mood and make me talk more

how'd you save lad

is manufacturing consent worth the read?

i wake up every morning disappointed that i didn't die in my sleep

Yes

'eroin. free 'eroin for all

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you better do it before somebody better looking does

My grandparents are from Sheffield

what?

Xanax

Regular doses of FAG-POO-69 did wonders for my social skills

and ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER

I want to engage in vaginal intercourse with Emma Watson.

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