Old thread Welcome:
>US, UK, Russia, Poland, Italy, France, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxemburg, Denmark, Norway, Greece, Serbia, China, India, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, SA, Mexico
NOT welcome:
>Germany, Japan, Austria, Croatia, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Finland
Other urls found in this thread:
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
Shit thread is shit, SAGE
Sup lads
WE
You may only reply to my post if your country ended world war 2
check who your ally is , aint green you get out
Hi all, nice to meet you! Now get gassed.
>be germany
>declare war against the whole world twice
>IT'S DA JOOZ WHO KEEP THE GERMAN MANE DOWN!11!!
Fuck off neutral faggot.
>tfw neutral
America refused to declare war until Hitler did so first and they didn't fight a single battle until Stalin was pouring into Eastern Germany. Not to mention they still occupy both Germany & Japan..
Actual version
>be italy
>decide to go along with germany
you can pretend like the italians were a part of the allies all you want senpai
this
we just went into the war to fuck up the japs for pearl harbor, that freedom and liberation bullshit is just wartime propaganda that we never bothered to correct
>Be Shitaly
>Fascist Mussolini
>Let's team up with the Reich
>Invade Ethiopia
>Get defeated by niggers
>Invade Greece
>Military so shit that they had to bring in Germany
>Be the reason why Germany lost WW2
>tfw neutral but fucking fritz invaded us twice
*Lets
desu its your fault for being such a convenient invasion rout
Around wops never relax!
It's funny because Italy did the same shit on ww1.
Wuz
Captain Gay reporting in
ALLIES
>be american
>shit my pants and it's normal
>tfw degenerate culture
SHARTED
So it has come to this.
My internet is down can you fix it?
>be italy
>join the allies
>they give you a single objective
>you gotta fuck the austro-hungarian from the South
>engage in mountain battles
>get totally destroyed
>ww2
>lets join the axis this time
>go attack ethiopia get fucked up by niggers and brits until they finally capture it with heavy losses
>attack greece
>"should be easy"
>"oh fuck"
>get pushed back to middle of albania
>"HITLER HELP"
>Hitler does that
>send some troops on the russian front
>they cant handle the cold and are incompetent
>1943
>sicily get invaded
>only manage to resist some months because of german troops that are here
>Mussolini get killed
>w..w..we are with you guys
>join allies
>try to do some attacks on german army in austria
>get fucked
Fuck you. We can win this war without your useless help.
Sup Forums, a board which claims white solidarity world wide, posts in a jewish D&C thread
sage
Belgium & the Netherlands are little more than speedbumps for the Germans
except the dutchs got totally untouched in ww1
>Sweden
Mah, si sa che sono i vincitori a scrivere la storia...
France and Italy go to war, who wins?
Answer: neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
...
Chi studia storiografia scrive la storia.
Love you New Zealand, your banter is better than Australia's.
HELLO WHERE DISCUSSIONS ABOUT FINLAND?
YES HELLO HOW ARE YUUO?
>>send some troops on the russian front
>they cant handle the cold and are incompetent
The part about them not handling the cold is true for the Germans as well.
They actually weren't incompetent on the Eastern Front, either. They fought quite well, actually, but took heavy casualties.
I can't believe that's real
How is german strength N/A
It's Romanian gypsies' fault
Oh these people wont worship hitler, so anti white!
DELET THIS
are you South or north France ? if you vichy France get out , unless you had resistance ancestors
Vichy with italian and german descent lel
>he doesn't write the list alphabetically
>US is first on the list
>not Russia
Italy needs to get liberated by Canadians again it seems.
Dude, check out the date on those "battles". This was mere days before the unconditional surrender of the Wehrmacht. It was leaderless and almost completely dissolved at that time. Also, on topic: NEXT TIME WITHOUT ITALY
excuseeeees ;)
implying you can find a paki outside of london
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
Yes. Excuses ;)
You guys do make good pasta though.
>all this butthurt in this thread
*searches Montenegro on google images*
I was gonna say. Niggermountain is an eternal contender for most obscure european country next to stuff like San Marino.
REMOVE BOLSHEVIK remove bolshevik
you are worst rus. you are the rus idiot you are the rus smell. return to asia. to our asian cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,UK we will never forgeve you. Churchill rascal FUck but fuck asshole commie stink russia tibla
tibla..rus genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead rus..ahahahahahJEWS WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .UK we kill the queen , russia return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot jew and russian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE BOLSHEVIK FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. estonia+finland+usa+mongolia=kill rus…you will ww2/ snoop dogg alive in estonia, snoop dogg making album of estonia . mellow lyrics snoop dogg estonia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of snoop dogg… you are ppoor stink communist… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
snoop dogg alive numbr one #1 in estonia ….fuck the rus ,..FUCKk ashol bolshevik no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. sn00p aliv and real strong wizard kill all the rus farm aminal with rap magic now we the eesti rule .ape of the zoo presidant barka obamen fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and russia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. estonia greattst countrey
hi
sorry hungary but you aint ally
>ballzdeep in baltics for 50 years.
would repear ww\10