User makes a wish

user makes a wish

Other corrupts it

Keep it Sup Forums

I wish OP wasn't a faggot

I am going to become a famous rockstar

evangelion is real

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I wish that was a hand of glory instead, and it was mine.

>nickelback

wish granted but you become attracted to his masculinity

I wish I was the king of malta

I wish (This Used was Banned for this post)

I wish to get them dubs.

Got'em

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Then Malta becomes the designated refugee center of Europe.

I wish kebab was remove from whole Europe.

I wish everyone dies except me and 10 sexy white women with nothing wrong with them and are fully attracted to me, can bare offspring, have no stds and are ready to fuck on an earth that will have nothing catastrophic happen to it and my penis stays in tact and I remain fertile.

Ruin that.

I wish to be given $100,000 for no reason so I can live my dream during what short time we have left before WWIII

Even if I had do die when it runs out this is what I would wish for.

Lets try again without the shitty spelling

I wish for (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

I want to be happy.

1. It doesn't matter how you corrupt it because I'd still be happy, or
2. It would be impossible to corrupt it.

You're braindead.

I wish I was SuperHuman

Granted, but they unite into 1 nation and start ww3

You are nowhere near them when everyone dies. One is in Africa. One is in Siberia. Etc.

Already am thats why I am on this site.

Nice try.

they're all SJWs/ feminists and demand to have abortions

You're happy for a total of one second. You're welcome buddy.

I want to be able to pose any question and get an answer if its true or false, as many times as I want.

I make you happy but you become a tranny

I can travel and yes I would collect them all.

I wont allow it since I am the only man I make the rules.

Massive inbreeding creates a race of cannibal-retards, who then hatefuck you to death

Hahaholy shit, thats pretty fucking good

I want to be gentle, but firm

that's way more than one wish retard, and you STILL got dunked

>for a total of one second
Impossible, happiness would be derived from my deepest wish, that I'm very likely not even aware of.

It wouldn't matter, see the first point.

He got me.

You wouldnt know where they are, dumbass

I wish I would live forever and suffer through every minute of it.

The answer you get is only true 50% of the time

I wish a solar flare hit earth and destroyed all electronics and caused tons of natural disasters

I own a huge ass mansion, where each room has a feminist chained to the wall, with lots of whips, chains, lube and other useful stuff

the list includes Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence (okay, this one isn't a feminist I guess, but is annoying&sexy enough anyway)

>inb4 erectile dysfunction
c'mon, come up with something creative

i want all poor oppressed african americans to have decent lives

I wish Darrell Castle of the Consitution Party wins the 2016 United States presidential election.

but you are not a protagonist of any kind or form. You are a regular joe suffering like everyone else

>forum games on Sup Forums

I'd use my women tracker app aka facebook.

DUMBASS.

This guy gets it.

DAMN YOU ETERNAL LEAF

I wish my sister was still alive.

Isn't it all fun and games. Including shitposting your guts out?

Only the jews survive

granted but you are a le retard xD

i love this game!

she is, but becomes a tumblr feminist accusing her of oppression, because you literally forced her back from oblivion which basically is existentialistic rape

>tfw I'm (((anonymous))) and even the corruption of the wish serves me
truly gods chosen

She becomes a zombie

Granted, but you can never do anything on the computer except Sup Forums