ALEXANDER GORDON JAHANS IS GOING INSANE (/not exaggerating/ edition)

>NEW THREAD (/LAST ONE GOT BUMPLOCKED/)
Prev: He's really cracking, he seems ready to go do something violent, imho. When someone like him snaps, the bodies hit the floor. He considers the Alt Right his arch-nemesis, now, it seems. World war when?

youtube.com/watch?v=CTqnMjVxM0o

Highlights include

> admitting he wishes people who joke about sucking his tits really mean it
NO ONE COMMENTED ON THIS IN THE LAST THREAD HOLY CHRIST
> saying he really wants to kill Alt Right people
> basically shows that he sees the Alt Right as his archenemy and the root of all problems in his life
> rants against how the right in general is anti-welfare
BEST
> 30 minute mark: He rants TO THE EXTREME about how the rightwing likes him, and thinks that the Alt Right has "TAKEN AWAY HIS REAL LIFE"
LMFAO
> 32 minute mark: He says OKcupid has been ruined by us which means HE WON'T GET POONTANG (implying his okc was ever going to get him any)
> 33 minute mark: He talks about how he will never again be the totally unknown person he was in the past. He says new people who come to his videos will try to pester him
> 35 minute mark: WAHHHH I'M NOT EVEN MAKING MUCH MONEY YET FROM MY CHANNEL
From then on he just cries and rants that the world is dying because evil rightwingers apparently run everything.

I am actually shocked, guys, I didn't know he was this fucked up. He's really losing it. We need a real psychologist to diagnose this crazy fuck.

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Final comments before the video ends

>"I REALLY HATE THE ALT RIGHT!!!"

>"IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY MORALITY THAT THE ALT RIGHT THINKS IS HOLDING ME BACK, THEN I WOULD BE HURTING THE ALT RIGHT"

>"FUCK THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So when is he going to be on the news as a mass murderer?

>can't slander the alexander
>can't cordon the gordon
>can't ban the JAHAN

Bumperino on loving phropet.

So lads, when will Gordon snap?

I dislike his closedmindedness towards the alt right. What's wrong with us? Nothing. We've grown to adapt to the world, instead of having the world adapt to us. Reality's a bitch; people are bitches; reality's full of people, it's a bitch-sandwich. We faggots want to get comfy and watch the nukes fall.

Its probably pretty hard for a british libcuck to snap, whats he going to go postal with?
A broom handle?
A dish cloth?

Tipped topped kek

at what time does he talk about the titty sucking?

2012, the Mayan prophecies

O wait...

Probably 2018.

pic=Gordo's best fanfic of all time, full of lulz

His tits.

Why do people take a liking to this autistic retard.

kek

Top kek

He could always brick-to-head a short UKIP supporter, he is 6 foot 1 after all....

Oy vey

Lulz

seems like he has already

Don't bully Jahans. Me and Enoch want to get him on the Shoah

Jahanic wisdom on UKIP to enlighten us all. You know it makes sense!

youtube.com/watch?v=RoLrqZoO-i4

>tfw Gordon is taller than you
A-am I going to get bricked lads?

yes

I want to take this guy in on my country estate and have him by my groundsman in training. A few months of honest work would benefit him a lot.

I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet, to be completely honest with you.

>Be one of the nice commenters
>Giving him encouragement and being conversational
>sharing my love for nerdy shit
>ask him if he wants to listen in on a discord chat with me and my alt righties
>We're not all douche bags and we want him to lift so he's fucking healthy

He flipped his shit man, got all defensive and replied with how he hates people who tell him what to do. Why's he so fucking hostile?

inb4 genetic and social failure

Too l8 m8 he's a meme

as long as you run, you'll get away, he can't catch up to a snail in his present condition lel

that barely looks like him, at all

Shit nigga if you got the coin, reach out, give him a room, rules, role and slowly red pill the fart.

He's autistic and fighting his redpilling,

Any more major fuckups in his life and he goes full WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE and does something violent to someone he considers "racist".

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=KxcP7TRY178

Breaks my heart lad, we're reaching out to him :'-(

How do I protect myself? Should I start wearing a bmx helmet to work?

This is GOAT.

Someone post his OKCupid.

>he is 6 foot 1 after all....

I saw a 5'4ft man put a 6'2 guy on his arse, it was really weird, like watching angel in flight.

>he'll get up at 7am to stalk you to work
kek

Prove you're SeventhSon by tweeting about Sup Forums.

Spray raid on him, it'll probably be a good repellent

What does that mean? I don't know the 'GOAT' meme...

>1 hour of communist music
>doesnt have The Internationale in it
0/10
youtube.com/watch?v=t8EMx7Y16Vo

If he ever comes at you just say you want to get rid of the guns.

No. You just drop your trousers and say "FEAST, FEAST ON MY MAN COCK. WANK OFF, WANK OFF".

GOAT = Greatest of All Time

>darpa creates internet
>lets nerds use it
>everything is fine for 20 years or more
>some jews create facebook and youtube
>now more and more people start using it
>society crumbles

>be UKIP voter
>be walking down the street in Woking
>stop to read a poster stapled to a utility pole
>notice a sour, musky smell in the air
>notice a huge shadow looming over you
>turn around to see a fat Gordon in a suit wielding a brick above your head
>his wild barbarian scream pierces your ears
>the corner of the brick slams down on your head

Pretty terrifying thought lad

good song actually originally written by a goyish European, sad he supported such a fucked up cause

Communism is truly a religion begun by Jews, just as Christianity had been. Weird.

>chugged massive mountain dew
HOLYFUCK THIS GUY IS MENTAL SHUT HIM DOWN

I'm four minutes in and he has spent the last three minutes describing how he sat in front of the receptionist and how nervous he was. It was probably his only interaction with a woman all month.

it's hard to believe that this is real and that someone can be this omega

>Mfw I am 75 compatible with the prophet .

:)

Semi-related question: why are so many autists communists?
Was Karl Marx autistic?

TTT HHH III SSS

TT BB HH

L A D

Social media and Cultural Marxism = societal decay.

FUCK OFF DOUCHEBRO

he hates the fact that people he supports hate him more than the "alt-right" do

Most Jews are autistic, so yes. Autism doesn't necessarily mean a total beta loser, it can mean sociopathic and analytically/mathematically skilled

>Creative passionate talkative left wing scifi nerd and aspiring feminist with a dream of entering into a relationship with a submissive

Does he not realise this shit literally makes pussy drier than the Sahara?

he uses one nickname across the various social network sites and he complains that the alt right found him?

Why are his videos always so long? It's incoherent for the most part...

This >someone
Sad that this will most likely mean his mother
Fingers crossed we get our message across to him before anything like that happens

i'm fascinated by Alex. i watched that whole pre-interview at work today and i couldn't stop thinking about whether or not he would get the job.

Judging from his interview video he would likely turn down the offer since it disrupts his family situation.

Thinking about it some more the most important thing for him is to be at peace with himself. In his last video he nearly cried as he was saying he would die alone. He seems tortured by his own mind and vices.

The Farshnuke is a character in his literature that's so obviously a self insert. It's a Doctor Who ripoff of some guy that's half man half woman who keeps reincarnating to save the world.

Fuck lad, wouldn't mind a job on a country estate myself. Move here and bring your cash with you, everyone knows the motherland is a sinking ship.

The best troll is to be nice because it fucks his brain, he wants to see us as evil sadistic monstrous fucks. Remember, this is someone who has been treated like complete shit by most people for his whole life.

We're breaking through, goys

Fuck you may be right, his mother did actually vote UKIP and she's a Tory, both of which made him hate her a lot.

Damn

The farshnuke is his fantasy self, limitless in power and intelligence, and does weird pervy shit. toplelz

Did I do good?

I will unironically do that job

>IF I DID NOT HAVE MY MORALITY YOU GUYS WOULD BE DEAD

>IF I DID NOT HAVE MY MORALITY YOU GUYS WOULD BE WORST THAN DEAD

>I WOULD BE FLAYING YOU GUYS ALIVE FOR BEING MORONIC SHITHEADS

What did he mean by this???

>crazy autistic shut-in loser that was bullied his entire life turns sociopathic torturer
Who woulda thunk

probably just kill his family and get caught the next day

Y E S this is beautiful

You sir are a first class Jahanist

I think he's letting on that he fantasizes about mass murdering people who he considers bullies, i.e. all rightwing people.

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In Russian the word Farsh means Mince. So it is kinda hilarious.

>21:38
>...AND THEN THE FUCKERS FIND ME ON OKCUPID

this is hilarious

...

>Reply
anyone who consistently posts almost an hour of themself talking to a camera is bound to crack at some point.

>Those tiddies

>Raughing

>My sister is doing okay

I bet see is, the saucy bitch.

Just realised we don't have a tit licking gif.

Wait, Jahans is from Woking?

Kek, staying well away from this fucker I hope.

Let's say you had a day out with the tard. What would you say?
>sitting at a café
>buy him a sandwich cus poorfag

I'd try and lecture him that:
>everyone around here is a wanker
>help them; get thanked; they forget; they don't help you in your time of need
>Asia: no empathy towards animals. Cats + dogs = menu specalities
>Africa: hunts down White men, then begs them to come back when the food runs out
>Arabia: hunts down anyone who isn't Muslim, and uses White people for ransom
>Westerners: let's in Africans and Arabs who'll undoubtably hunt down the White populace, all because we want to appear tollerant
>White people built this world, were the actual Kangs and offered more to the betterment of mankind than any dindu or shitskin
>everyone's a wanker; the world's gonna die; you'll be forgotten
>live for your own happiness
>get comfy
>watch the nukes fall

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Get on it lad.

>I HATE THE RIGHT WING WITH EVERY FIBRE OF MY BEING

Now what did he mean by this???

Oh.

I'm gonna be at Guildford Uni this year if you're anywhere nearby

any pics of her? my cock's curious.

Wtf this guy is redpilled as fuck

Yes.

Post sister

Heart jej

He is playing hard to get.

Did the exact same thing before my last interview and I ended up getting it, maybe he drank the diet version or something

I'll look through the archives don't have any saved on PC at the moment.

I'd rate her 7/10 average student, nice bod from what I can remember.

it wont sink m8 brexit saved it

this

also pic related is Jahans' future lol

Its gotta be suffering to be a flabby mess while your decent-looking sister is getting slammed by chads 24/7.
This guys chances are even worse than Elliots.

I'd fuck Jahan's sister if it ment I could get to him

FOUND HER !!!

>right wing terrorism
Sup Forums is a board of PEACE, terrdists do not are not true Sup ForumsLACKS.

God damn! She's clearly hogged all the good genes to herself. Good looking babe right there. Imagine having that on your arm and going to her family reunion and having a debate with that fat debocle of a step-brother. That would be cash!

What a qt, I'd wife her if she goes to Church

I BET YOU LIFT
A LOT OF WEIGHTS

>having a debate with that fat debocle of a step-brother

Heaven is truly a place on Earth.