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Just had some nice fried rice for breakfast

Good morning gang.
If I knew there was a thread up I would have posted earlier.

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Good morning matey
Good to see you up at a decent hour

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Thanks, I slept like a baby.
Feels good to get up in the morning like a normal person.

That's great to hear.
Although now you have to experience the heck of morning

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I'm not feeling the heck just yet, although I don't doubt that it will quickly come in the following days.

So what has Chalmers got planned ahead for this Thursday?

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One cannot escape the heck
>So what has Chalmers got planned ahead for this Thursday?
I've got classes and meetings from now until about 3, then I dunno, I'll probably just hang out and do more cleaning

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>One cannot escape the heck
I'll run as along as I can, I've been avoiding it by waking up in the afternoon...
>I'll probably just hang out and do more cleaning
How much shit needs cleaning?
What sorta state did you find this house in?

While you're out pick yourself up a decent maid outfit so you look the part
it'll enhance the enjoyment you get outta cleaning.

Ahhh I have an assignment due today

Hop to it then buddy!
Whats it involve?

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Talking about a water catchment
I just want to sleep instead
Rly bloody tired

Well you knock this out and you can sleep all you want.
Also why are you so tired?
Didn't you go to bed just after me?

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>>I'll probably just hang out and do more cleaning
>How much shit needs cleaning?
I still need to clean the ceiling and walls in the bathroom
>While you're out pick yourself up a decent maid outfit so you look the part
Maybe I should
>it'll enhance the enjoyment you get outta cleaning.
I already enjoy it quite a bit but a cute outfit would make it better
Then what are you doing here

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Yes
Idk
I get exhausted easily tho
Complaining about being tired that's what

Lazybones, go to sleep earlier

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I have arrived

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Hello

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thanks

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>I still need to clean the ceiling and walls in the bathroom
Should've really been done before you moved in but oh well...
>a cute outfit would make it better
I'm sure it would!
>I get exhausted easily
Well that fucking fucking sucks.
>I'm not the one getting called lazybones
Feels good man.
Welcome buddy!
Whatcha up to today?

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Thanks for what?

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The (You)

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>Whatcha up to today?
I have one lecture I am in right now, then my holiday starts.

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>Should've really been done before you moved in but oh well...
To be fair the last guy moved out less than 48 hours before I moved in so there wasn't a lot of time to clean
>I'm not the one getting called lazybones
Today you are active bones

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>The (You)
Was this meant to go here?
>I have one lecture I am in right now, then my holiday starts.
Yay, holiday!
What are you doing posting when you should be paying attention, slacker!

Also Yukari IS a cute girl.
He knew he was moving out so a little cleaning would have been nice.
>Today you are active bones
I wouldn't cal me an active bones....
I'm just slight less lazy today!

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DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

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THERE IS A SNIPER IN THE AREA
EVERYONE DOW-

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Hi hi hi
Can I use your shoulder as a pillow
I'm rly tired

Sure thing slightly less lazy bones, or SLLB for short
*splaters your brains against a tree*
Nothing personal kid

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Pay attention to your teacher you little shit!!
I'll smack your bottom red raw if you don't!
OH SHIT!
I DON'T WANNA DI-

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(you are supposed to write a - after a unfinished word)

No
I refus-

>Sure thing slightly less lazy bones, or SLLB for short
I'll take that, S-Double L-B.
Think I'll start a rap career with that name.

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morning

Good morning buddy.
How are you this morning?

morning and sieg heil o/

Damn, I bet you can spit some good rhymes
Good morning

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>I'll smack your bottom red raw if you don't!
I"M NOT LISTENING TO HER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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tired and back hurts, but fine otherwise
heil dem führer

Wait who is hitting who?
aint have tripflags

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Chamlers is hitting Westy
It's really kinky

perverts

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I could, if I could be bothered.
I think my rap gimmick will be I can't be bothered rapping.
You made me do this!
Whatcha doing today buddy?
You if you don't behave.

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laying in bed the whole day desu

I'm not involved in any of this spanking
I'm being good so it doesn't happen :>

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>You if you don't behave.
you know what they say

Top + Top = kinky competitive fun
Top + Bot = kinky fun
Top + Switch = slightly competitive fun
Switch + Bot = fun but not so much
Bot + Bot = awkward as hell


so we gonna have some cometitive fun.
hm... mabe we should make calculations with three persons.

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I'm not good at maths, I'll have to trust you to do it

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something tells me you are just a hornycat again

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ANIME
N
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M
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I want Westy to smack me some more

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Don't say stuff that makes me frisky If you don't want this to happen!

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Sounds some of my days.
>so we gonna have some cometitive fun.
Since when were you a top?
There is no competition, I'll be the one to have the most fun...
Smacking is a punishment!
You shouldn't enjoy it....

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okay i will go to bed now anyway.
good night everyone
>Since when were you a top?
well.
dunno. ask chch

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>dunno. ask chch
What did he mean by this?

sleep well cutie Since when were you a top?
I dunno he can be VERY dominant sometimes
n-nothing

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Goodnight Bunny.
Sweet dreams.
>ask chch
I'm sure she would tell us anything for you, you two are as thick as thieves.

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That's it
Lich is going to be dead by my hands, I wont stand for this

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@87500324
GIVE ME (YOU)'S ATLEAST
night westy
still love you.

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>I dunno he can be VERY dominant sometimes
Can he now...
Hmmm...
And I love you too.
Have a good sleep okay?

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FUCKING FINALLY THE SWEET RELEASE COMES

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okay. i will sleep very good.
promise

>tfw you will never live in a cosy house with westie and liechty
>Can he now...
>Hmmm...
Yes
I dont want to go into details because its quite perverted though..

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Spare me the details about your disgusting perverted roleplay

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waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait
are you jelly?

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WHAT IS SO FUCKING LOUD
ITS NOT EVEN MIDDAY

my entire room is vibrating from across the city

real pic of me and liechty

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It's Ed Sheerin dummy

That's at 5pm not fucking 11am
Who has a concert at 11am

There's events on to keep people entertained until the concert

That doesn't make any sense
Who shows up to a concert SIX HOURS before it starts and expects to be entertained
WTF

>tfw watching anime in Japan

There's tons of out of towners who have nothing to do, they have to be kept entertained

I'll fucking shoot them up if I have to
It's my fucking holiday

Why don't you go out and join in the fun?

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Don't even joke about things like that

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Sorry, nice trips

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thanks, nice pantsu

Nice double dubs, you're on a roll

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t-thats part of a set
isnt it?

Yes it is

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you got some more?

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cant sleep
and sorry dunners

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its a good one too

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you can use my lap as a pillow cutie. be forewarned im still in my pjs tho

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danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=✓&tags=null_(nyanpyoun) vocaloid&ms=1
Why are you apologizing to dunners?
It sure is

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thanks
>Why are you apologizing to dunners?
was kinda rude lately and strew salt in the wound

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I like the concepts of some of the comic sets, they are pretty neat :>
need a warm drink or anything to help you get back to sleep?

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no im fine
im just looking at the ceiling

LITERALLY me

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On top or biting the pillow?

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My preference is certainly biting the pillow.
You can be on-top if you like.

ok :)
imo there are better images in the set

also another good one by the same person
danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1507922?pool_id=8257

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me on the bottom right

pervert
also pervert

and forgive me dunners ;_;

>and forgive me dunners ;_;
I'll consider it
I'm still mad at you

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yeah but a lil birdie told me that you didnt mind it!

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My room is literally shaking