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Edition: Heil Hitler

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*posts sped up gif of hitler with 100x speed clapping in the background*
heres PROOF OF IT TOO!

alexa, give me a trade border in the irish sea please

For me, it's generic centre-right politics and heavy drinking

*WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

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sorry lad, i dont heil meth heads

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if i weren't the last of my line i would change my surname in an instant

now they are pretending to be sad that I wont be there even though I know they don't like me

I'd be Max Power

Speed Heil

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If you change your surname you become the first of a line

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choon

do women like having boobies?

I did a 3 year apprenticeship (eu funded lol) to become a builder and have my own van and everything, why wouldn’t I be proud?

imagine if Facebook, Amazon, Twitter and Google went bankrupt all at once lads

>3 year apprenticeship
>to become a builder

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you can always spot wehraboos fresh off the boat from Sup Forums when they start whinging about dresden
the bombing of hamburg was far more destructive but that would require reading outside of shitty neo-nazi infographics

don’t see why France exists

china is a national socialist state

met kano

Communications manager is leaving the company
Toilstein is absolutely FRETTING over the whole ordeal
shall be going to him tomorrow with a proposal that I absorb the responsibilities of the Comms manager (who did fuck all) and lay out my plan to improve on the role
shall also be asking for a significant pay increase
toil on the fucking morrow lads

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Looks like a girl that was in my class. Very spoopy 2qbh ngl.

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starting my 3 year fast food apprenticeship

Word to your mother

>muh British bulldog mentality
>muh van

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fascinating

very cute

I only bring up being a builder when people claim just because I’m Protestant that I must be a Bennie collecting pregabalin dealer in the UVF.

>duhhh boss? where do brick go agen?

yeah i know

screamed

>being a builder

do you have to work for someone or are you self employed? might be nice being free like that desu

heh

alexa tighten a belt round me neck while I crack one off

going to try one last time with the 6;8

else I neck myself

Please there a lot to it other than laying fucking bricks I’m not some simple labourer you cunt.

>I’m Protestant
What kind? Do you actually practice it?

this yank only laughed because gave him the cue that it was a funny post

always notice yanks doing this

manager was talking to me about how she was really stressed today which is weird because she hadn't even got her period yet.
What the actual fuck is the point in that? Why bother for fuck's sake

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got me masters degree in smacking nails with a hammer

Close to working alone, need more experience first otherwise people won’t trust you alone in their properties.

Tradesmen will on average be a class above uni toilers within a decade

rarely say this but get a really weird brown hands vibe from you

Border Collie mentality

It annoys me how so many cities and towns in South Africa still have European names, lads. Johannesburg should be renamed to Egoli and Cape Town to iKappa. We need to stop giving homage to the colonizers.

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Last thread there were two separate posts that were just "anime" with an image of a cartoon girl. This is a 100% increase on what /brit/ usually experiences, typically one singular nonce. I've attached a graph to help display my research. As you can see, as time goes on the frequency of nonces in /brit/ increases. I predict that if we do NOT address this immediately /brit/ may very well have a nonce problem in the not too distant future. If left unchecked, the Nonce may cause /brit/ to become like /eire/ or /ausnz/

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absolute choon

why is this board so leftist
>literally using che as an example
i understand hating wehraboos but what

theres no reason to talk to any girl under a 8.5/10

We won't fight the war between us and the pakis with guns or swords

Our weapon of choice will be intelligence

Everyone will bow before their robot overlords

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find it hysterical how you hate on poles and slavs yet you're literally a paki tranny

easy there Salah don't drive your van into a crowded market over it

when i go out i wanna go out dancing

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Presbyterian And yes I actually believe it all and practice it.

looks like ur out of bullets then

>It annoys me how so many cities and towns in South Africa still have European names, lads. Johannesburg should be renamed to Egoli and Cape Town to iKappa. We need to stop giving homage to the colonizers.

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Don't see the connection

salah's integrated

random.randint(1, 10)

anime

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you're defenceless so

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I become very left wing on my acid trips

You are a paki nonce yourself.

First day on /brit/ in about 7 months now I remember why I stopped posting here
Worst general on the site. See you later you literal children I'm off to /lit/ /x/ and /sci/

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purchased a sausage and bean melt from this exact branch of greggs once
ama

>spending 3 years of your life learning how to put cement on a brick

jesus wept

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anime

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Don’t you hate the Irish also lol?Autistic detected.

do you shave your pubes?

no fat chicks

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rape should be legal

>See you later you literal children I'm off to /lit/ /x/ and /sci/

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>Student is suspended at £35,000-a-year boarding school for 'trying to force feed Jewish schoolboy a HAM pizza'

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Good post Moni, I'll be glad to be fighting alongside a strong woman like yourself xx

Regional infighting in the UK is so daft.
Northumberland is one of the poorest parts of England, however, the difference in output per capita between that and Surrey is only about five thousand pounds. Granted it's PPS so it could be more in nominal, but it's not as stark as you would think.
By contrast Inner London is the most productive part of the whole of Europe by an enormous margin. It really is just London and everyone else.

no you didn't
be quiet

why is sweden so socially left-wing

>he equates wehrboos with Nazis
Literal retard

It’s a lot more complicated than that if you just did it like you think it’s done the house would fall down and kill everyone in it.

give them a trim on the odd occasion but never been bald down there since the first pube sprung up
yes i did, it's in brum leading up to the bullring

Neat

Bet you nothing would have happened if the perpetrator was a fucking Muslim. Am I right or am I right, lads?

the eternal tarq strikes again

can't tell if moni's a spastic or a genius fucking with everyone

*force feeds you a HAM pizza*

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just finished my 5 year "putting lego together" course

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why does the unitoil leaf think he's british

Lad, just stop.

We aren't claiming you're on the dole mate, just that you're a thicko, like all prods.

fuck

>It’s a lot more complicated than that if you just did it like you think it’s done the house would fall down and kill everyone in it.

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