Oral Jew

Anyone else avoided this shit?
I haven't brushed my teeth for over 10 years now, I go to a dentist to get a checkup and he says my teeth are fine.
Brushing your teeth just takes away your mouths natural protection

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I nearly fell off my chair when I saw the flag and it wasn't a Bong.

Don't say that too loud, you might upset the Dutch.

2 times a day with floss.

Zero cavities or anything else going strong.

Only 3'rd world shit people and degenerates don't have oral hygiene

Toothpaste and dentists are the oral Jew, not brushing at all is just subhuman desu

>don't take care of yourself

You are a degenerate if you think practicing good hygiene is some kind of conspiracy.

Be honest with us, OP. You're a flat-earth truther, aren't you?

Do you also no take showers?

(((OP))) won't be falling for that one again.

What the fuck am I supposed to brush with then?
I do in every other way.
Nyet. If the earth was flat how could all my shit be upside down?

Brush with soap

Aquafresh likes to have a word with you.

>I do in every other way.

Stop being stupid and clean your fucking mouth.

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what the fuck is that thing?

If you eat sugar, I'm genuinely surprised (but I don't believe you).

You kidding nuigga?

I WANT MY HARD TOOTHBRUSH BACK!!!

Underrated

This, toothbrushes are nigger tear, I only brush my teeth with a toilet brush once per month, dentist never found everything wrong with my teeth.

I brush after eating, every time. And I floss once a day. Please, please take care of your teeth. Teeth are enormously pleasurable, because they are alive and can feel. And they are beautiful, like pearls. You will miss them when they're gone.

Top kek

I use baking soda, toothpaste is the real jew. My teeth get nasty if I don't brush them, especially with red wine and coffee.

People in this thread blue as fuck.
Humans evolved for tens of thousands of years with no toothpaste, soap, deodorant, conditioner, beard balm, perfume, none of this shit.
The only reason you need these products now is because you were introduced to them when you were young, and they fuck up your body's ability to naturally maintain itself. It's like shoes. Your feet don't need shoes. Modern shoes are shaped in such a way that they deform your feet as you grow and make your foot need shoes. Look at the tribal nigs in Africa. They can run like 50 miles across the Saharan plains barefoot. They don't get arch pain or calluses or anything, they don't need Dr Scholls. They almost have immaculate teeth and don't even know what dandruff is, they just jump in the river ever so often when they get dirty.

>I brush after eating, every time. And I floss once a day

I wish my parents taught me good habits.

> they don't need Dr Scholls

Well if they want to {{{compete}}} in US sporting events they do

>Humans evolved for tens of thousands of years with no sugar

fixed. Sugar jew is the only reason we have to brush.

Fucking THIS. Also, toothpaste is literally poison and fluoride irreversibly damages your brain.

>Nyet. If the earth was flat how could all my shit be upside down?

>Oral Jew
nice try you fucking kike but we have never brushed in the first place

who here

>no pillow

the feather-filled jew was invented to make the white man's neck soft and easy to slash with jewish-reptillian claws.

wtf I love Africa now?
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Baking soda.

This nigga jack off to denture porn

what about the paper jew
I am 6 months without hygienic paper and my ass is ok
using the paper jew destroy your natural protection

ya they also live to 45 and have a fuck ton of diseases that could actually be prevented through dietary means. The reason their teeth are so perfect is because of their diet from a young age. Eating harder foods at a young age creates tough teeth

nopoo
nobrush
nowipe

masterrace here

What's your diet like?

High acid/high sugar diets will annihilate healthy dentition.

jews wear goyim shoes so at least is isn't a jew conspiracy.

and thats the only thing that matters

underrated

Cheers, will try.

>who /no deodorant/ here

I have never used the scented Jew

Not even roll on?

Also what do ppl recommend as an alternative to regular toothpaste. Is non-fluoride toothpaste ok?

50 is as old as you need to be anyway. What use to society is anyone over 60? They can't work or do anything except maybe teach or babysit grandkids. Have kids between 18-30, they're all grown and out of the house by the time you're 45, you've done your job as a human being and now it's time to die. We don't need 40 million people who rely on a dozen prescriptions and machines to prevent the will of God, and just sap social security and drive 40 in a 60.

Make your own with baking soda. Be careful not to make a shit one and fuck up your gums. /fa/ is really into the home made stuff go ask them.

Trump is 70 and hasn't even peaked yet.

I'm not making my own fuckin toothpaste dude.

I've recently stopped using deodorant. I've realized it's just a scam.

Dude can't even walk up a hill.

Enjoy the oral Jew.

Dont you find your pits smell worse without it?

I used straight baking soda for years. It works really well but doesn't taste great. Just don't scrub too hard.

It only means you don't have caries.

I use listerine, floss, and a tongue scraper but hardly brush at all. 23 years, no cavities, white teeth, straight teeth, never had braces.
I think genetics must have something to do with it but w/e

Not too much.

Your teeth's health does have a lot to do with genetics as far as I know.

Brush it with vegemite

I remember reading that if you've kissed someone, that exchanging of saliva fucks your saliva's pH making it more acidic, and thus making brushing your teeth more important

Bullshit, Trump is more fit than most of the millennials on here.

>brush
>floss
>don't eat much junk and drink no soda
>still get cavities

Bleach works wonders. It really gets those teeth shining white

What is average life expectancy? The human body is meant to die at 35 w/o medical care. And it just so happens that at about that age, your teeth start to fall out, and your body begins to fail. Fuckin dipshit.

>baking soda
too abrasive.

>doesn't taste great
Tastes completely neutral, regular toothpaste makes me nauseous the times I do use it (I don't dare take baking soda through TSA).

You're delusional. He's an obese old man. That doesn't affect his ability to be president, sure, but this kind of blind zealotry is what we mock the left for.

>no toothpaste, soap, deodorant, conditioner, beard balm, perfume, none of this shit
Ancient Greeks and Romans had all of this shit minus the deodorant 2500 years ago you subhuman faggot, do you think that all this was invented by AMERICA in the 60s?
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>Bleach works wonders. It really gets those teeth shining white
I know you're trolling, but the whitening the dentists use is really just hydrogen peroxide gel. Anyone could make it themselves.

>>baking soda
>too abrasive.
Some say too abrasive, some say not abrasive enough. Can't be more abrasive than toothpaste. It's not like you're brushing with beach sand.

>What is average life expectancy?
You're a dumb fuck and that user is absolutely right. Life expectancy used to be low due to infant mortality, which was sadly very, VERY common. Add that to the fact niggers are much more violent than average and you have a recipe for disaster.
My great grandmother died at the age of 97 with literally no medical care. Lived in a poor village in the border, near Galicia, and worked all her life (had a farm).

Absolutely this.

Floss like a motherfucker, drink at least a gallon of water a day, rinse your mouth after sweets. Brushing literally tears your enamel off your teeth and makes it easier to get cavities.

I brush once or twice a month, never with toothpaste and i've never had a cavity.

I could've said the same thing had I been Greek in 500BC and the point would still stand. Also, their ideas of toiletries were plants and oils and shit mushed together. They didn't have fluoride and antibacterial shit and all sorts of other chemicals. If you could've gone your while life using only natural stuff (like really natural, not "all natural") then you'd be fine but most of our bodies have already been cucked by big pharma.

Wanna push out a load to the thought of me flossing my pearly whites squeaky clean tonight?

It depends really. Try to at least brush 2-3 times a week and you'll be fine. I am not much of a junk food eater. I stick to fish, fruit, meat, potatoes and vegetables.

I have no cavities and my teeth are straight. Everything in moderation right? Same applies when it comes to Dental hygiene. If you are one who consistently brushes all you're doing is eroding your enamel and possibly creating more problems. If you eat healthy, your teeth will be healthy.

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No if your pits smell take a damn shower. smelly pits means bacterial activity. your natural pheremonal scent is pleasant and intensely attractive (if your genetics are good) as long as you keep clean. a slight spritz of cologne or some essential oil is all you need to accent your body.

If you dont consume sugar you dont need to brush.

Sugar is what causes decay.

I would however pick the gunk out of your teeth because its just nasty.

my teeth are rotting out of my face
my entire family is filled with dead tooth broken tooth rejects.
dont drink soda, floss and brush every night
my teeth just fucking break

Op what is that device? Some kind of rodent hairbrush?

How old are you? That's going to make one hell of a difference.

I never brushed much as a teenager, but flossed regularly, used to walk out of the dentist with 5-10 cavities per year. Fuck. Got a dozen crowns now, more on the way over time.

Friend of mine who is OCD toothbrusher who never fails to miss brushing after everything he eats has had zero cavities and he's 42 now.

It worked for my sister, she hardly has any teeth left now so no cavities!

>They didn't have fluoride
good point
>antibacterial shit and all sorts of other chemicals
They did use those a fucking lot, organic or not

I'm with you, man. I started getting cavities in my front teeth and probably gonna lose them 'cause dental work costs a shit ton I don't have. I only drink water and rarely eat sweets. I'm depressed enough as it is if I lose my teeth I don't know what's gonna become of me.

I've stopped too, but I definitely smell like shit towards the end of a work day. Coffee probably doesn't help. I shower on the regular. I don't use shampoo either so it's not like I'm addicted to feminist perfume products. Fortunately half my coworkers are Indian so I blend right in.

Are you fucking retarded?
Just because something is Jewish you won't do it?
So if you have the chance to bring back Hitler, but the chance is being presented by a Jew, you won't go for it?

God you fucking British are so nasty. Cleaning your teeth isn't some jewish conspiracy. Get an electric toothbrush and stfu

But my pits sweat A LOT bro, no matter how much I shower. Sometimes they just leak. I might just start using a roll-on deodorant.

You realize they have all natural deodorant right? If aluminum is what you're worried about

>taking the bait

I bet she gives a mean BJ

im saving money to get them all ripped out and replaced with implants.
my front teeth luckily are alright.
just the molars half way back are breaking.
ive like 6 broke ass teeth. they literally just snapped in half one day
its strange because they dont even hurt.
we'll be alright bruh. i deal with it by simply not smiling

>dont drink soda,
this. It's all diet.
Also tooth paste doesn't help your teeth, it's just a breath mint. It's all jsut the brush
Try brushing with just water. It works just as good but you get the bad taste in your mouth of the stuff you brush off.
source: asked a dentist I met at school(not one I was paying to jew me)

Fuck that Jew shit.

I intentionally rub sugar in my teeth and rub others shit in my wounds.

It increases the natural strength of your body.

wtf i hate toothbrushes now

>floss constantly
>diet soda with aspartame instead of sugarwater
>milk

that's literally it
dentist says i have perfect teeth and i haven't touched a jewbrush in decades

Depends on the jew

Fucking gross. You probably smell like armpits and dick cheese. Untermensch.

I think if you do it too much it hurts more than helps, but removing plaque is good.

Also don't poo in the loo.

this

If we only ate fresh fruits, vegetables, and meats then we'd be fine. But when we shove processed shit into our faces every day we actually have to clean that stuff off our teeth.

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>the only people who get more business from shitty teeth are the ones telling you to not have shitty teeth by doing this one little trick
I don't buy it