Nova confirmed to be gay

Nova confirmed to be gay

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>Amadeus transitions to Amanda, becomes the new Totally Awesome She-Hulk

Who are we thinking? Sam definitely, Viv potentially. Maybe Amadeus? His objection to the "eromenos" rumor was that it was illegal, not that he was straight.
Not Miles, definitely not Kamala. That shit's haram.

Viv confirmed for lesbot

this trainwreck has no brakes

cho isn't gay

Wait, why not Miles? Didn't he write that fanfic about him and Sam and Kamala?

There need to be fewer lesbian and gay superheroes and more bisexual ones.
>That shit's haram.
Her struggling with her religion and how it condemns her sexuality could be interesting in the hands of the right writer.

And gets promptly sued out of her new plaid skirts by Jennifer Walters.

Pretty much, I mean her half brother is gay.

It's Viv

Shes currently experimenting with physical relationships, Champions is unlike the others the only book she is currently in and her creator is well away from Marvel, meaning Waid can change things about her without complaints like he might with Bendis on Miles.

He could be bi.
Probably not, though. Dude has no self-control in Hulk form, he'd be diving on the dick if he was.

Ohh and I was the one who was feeling bad for being rude to him on Twitter.
This guy deserves all the shit.

good, Marvel wont stop until every character is Gay.

He's a self-insert for Bendis' son.

I think Willow might already be doing that with Kamala's friend, the one with the blond chick.

Assuming the blond chick doesn't just have a crush on her... it wasn't clear if they're together or not.

>so instead they're going to turn Loeb's dead son gay
top lel

And indies like Image or Oni will rage to no end.

>Now my sam X rider fan fics will be real
Well One good thing came out of this awful awful series.

>Nova is revealed Bi

>Still a third wheel

I want it because Suffering Sam will be double the fun.

>Marvel introduces polyamory and Nova dates both of them while they date each other

It's not like Loeb has any control of what they do with Sam.

>Sam gets so butthurt from Chulk stealing his waifu he becomes gay

Sam x transclops?

Everybody, let's convince Waid to do transclops because of "progressiveness" he's such a dumbfuck he might give in to look cool

Arguably. But we don't quite know the details on how that one played out in the story.
He was just obviously fawning over Kamala.

Yeah, no. Kamala has been strictly chasing dick thus far. And she already has one lesbo in the cast and a girl with two moms. This isn't fucking SU, dude.

This makes a ton of sense. Viv is not really even female, but just a synthezoid built to look like one. She might go and change that, even.

Zoe/Nakia might happen, yes. Zoe should make a move at some point, but so far that hasn't happened. Maybe once Kamala comes homes it has happened and she is finding another friend engaged in her absence and no more muffin squishing for Kamkam.

>implying this is bad news
Sam a CUTE! A CUTE! Please ship him with Evan Sabahnur.

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It's Viv you idiots. She will either turn out to be pansexual or asexual. Because Waid is a hack.

Well it's not going to be Kamala, Cyclops or Miles, so I guess yeah Cho, Viv, or Nova are in danger of getting the gay.

I'm OK with making Viv bi. That's it. If he touches any other character then I will be fucking FURIOUS.

She almost kissed Sam and was making out with Cho.
Asexual is a non-starter.

at least he still as the one at DC...oh right never mind

So Sam, Miles, and Viv seem to me the most likely contenders. Cho and Scott have been around and established for too long imo and if Kamala was/is they'd let GWW reveal it.

>Shes currently experimenting with physical relationships

this makes the most sense before the random intercompany politic fanfic bullshit

I HAVE A SUSPECT

>more bisexual ones
Except every woman in comics is gay or bisexual

Have you seen how many women he has expressed interest in, he's Iceman levels of gay.

She'll transition into a new male model in 8 issues

Oh no, they'll stop just before the ones everybody wants to be gay.

Marvel, I was joking when I said Nova x Cyclops would be better than what you were already doing.

This.
Viv could easily become a lesbians (and readers dig lesbians)
Miles, Kamala, and Sam aren't allowed to be gay.
Cyclops can't be gay (they already made one X-Men gay an he's Hitler. And Hitler can't be gay).
Cho-Hulk, maybe? I could see them pull an Ice Man and try and turn him gay.

>miles
only bendis is allowed to reveal it

She will discover that she actually gains no pleasure from sexual encounters. Because so far Waid has been writing her like BEEP BOOP I AM AN ANDROID

She'd have to be at least this yuri to get my approval.

>reading poor-teen titans ripoff
>every character acts like retard
>females acts like sjw garbage
>every character are gay now
Goddamnit, people. Someone genuinely hype for this shit?

If Sam is gay then Dick Rider better watch his own ass.

user, at this point it's a question of ideology, not quality. Sexual deviants will read this and praise it to the skies even if they didn't like it.

People who frequent gay threads.

AKA tumblr girls and SJW fags.

... I'd actually read this

The fact this is even a question people ask as if creators were obligated to add a token gay is revolting into itself.

But then there's the answer.

>>reading poor-teen titans ripoff
>>every character acts like retard

You mean like Teen Titans Go?

If she's anything like her dad she's gonna be in some ill-fated romance at the very least.
Not sure about the sex. But she will revel in emotional promimity.

>more bisexual ones
You can't have something that isn't real :^)

They could do with more male bisexuals, not a whole lot of those

>it's a ripoff of a Titans series that Sup Forums hates
That doesn't help their case, certainly.

Hey, She-Hulk has always been about preventing copyright infringement.
Not that far a leap.

>thinks gayfags like the comic
Though I have to admit, even though I've never read Champions, I want to lick Sam's belly.

And, as we know from Spenser's crying, they don't even buy comics. Nice tactic, SJWaid.
I dunno, I don't watch this shit. There are no sjw garbage at least I suppouse.

>People ITT thinking prior romantic engagements will save anyone from catching the gays
Never forget Bobby. "Oh, you've been hetero your whole life, had numerous girlfriends and even took part in a famous love triangle? I guess you must have sucked at all your previous relationships, and the reason why is that you're gay and in denial"

>as if creators were obligated

it doesn't read like that to me? it's like asking if there'll be an x-man on the team or something

Yeah, you're on Sup Forums. The gayest blue board.
Everyone here wants to do that.
Half of them while wearing a frilly dress

imagine all those love interests flowing, all the love triangles and the hurt, could be the beginning of marvel hitting the soap operas market.

>How mane of the Champions are gay?
compared to
>Are any of the Champions gay?

Kid Cyclops will turn out to be bisexual.
When he comes back (because he fucking will) Adult Cyclops will have a talk with him and accept that he is bi now.

Search it in your hearts, you know this to be true.

> implying gaythreads even like Marvel

look at this guy.

*smacks heads*
It's not Miles, you goddamn retards.
Bendis doesn't want his pet OC to be gay. Heck he wants to hook him up with every flavor of the month at least once. He's now having Miles suck lips with Spider-Gwen.

*unsheathes katana*

I long for the days where Waid was just a whiny douchebag.

>everybody
Speak for yourself, tumblard.

Why not Cyclops? They can slowly reveal that all the X-Men were full gay when they were young before the evil bigots out there forced them into the closet.

I hope you guys aren't actually upset about Nova being gay. It's okay when it's a cute boy.

>*smacks heads*
You need to be eighteen or above to post on Sup Forums.

That's the most progressive thing I've read all day. You should send your pitch to Marvel.

Oh yeah I forgot about that.
When a dude shows interest in girls he's actually gay.
Well acording to Bendis...

*grabs him by the throat*

Back the fuck off?!

I long for the days where Waid was a good writer.

The two are one in the same as far as I'm concerned.

Like, them as a couple dating Sam? That'd be funny.

>*one and the same
Fuck.

>Making a robot asexual
Never seen that before!

>Cho won't be so smug when he sees me sucking all these dicks. Yeah, that'll show him.

It'd be funny if Sam gave up on trying with women to go for men, only to find the same lack of success in his homosexual pursuits.

His name alone implies he'd want to ride that dick.

Like Anthony Burch?

Failed with Women, robots and now men... I'm not sure what else the poor little guy can do after this.

Woah now, let's not go quite that far. Sam at least has the whole "can drag his enemies straight through a star" thing going for him.

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Animals?

>Like Anthony Burch?

No way man. There is even more about Burch shitty life?

What if it happens when Jeen goes to visit Tyke.

Are we certain he hasn't already?

Whatever. They always make characters gay that I don't care about. But the characters I want to be gay stay straight.

symbiotes

Too sentient. It has to be something on the fringes of consent that can't really say no.

He convinced his wife to have an open relationship something like three years ago, and while she got all the dick she could take, he got nothing. He eventually started going for men, and still got nothing. If that sounds unlikely, remember that he printed and framed a tweet from Anita Sarkeesian.

OH BOY!

>smokin' your furry tail
>smoking is sometimes used to mean sucking and tail to sometimes used to mean dick
what did they mean by this

Literal diversity squad.

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>Miles already getting shipteased with Bombshell, Kamala and Spider-Gwen.
>Cho already swapping spit with Viv.
>Likelihood of Cyclops turning out to be anything but straight is extremely unlikely when Iceman already got thrown under the bus by Bendis.
>That only leaves one candidate left.
Poor Sam just can't catch a break.

I knew all that but I didn't know that he went for men. Also don't forget the divorce and she taking his WiiU.

I just checked his twitter and the fuck has a image profile and header that make him look brown when he is white as fuck. He is the gift that keeps on giving.

There needs to be an edit where the background is just Miles and Kamala porn.

Wew lad.

I feel like there's. Grand total of 11 people who have watched this.

But Scott's been around exactly as long as Bobby has, and Bendis turned him gay no problem.