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I read this newspaper article to read about personal finances and (((they))) aren't fucking women's minds at all, are they, edition

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new thread new me

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no politics

poo thread

Low IQ

white lilies are my favourite flower

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no, politics!

>this is what i'd expect to hear from someone less intelligent than me.

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I actually have a very large IQ

>this is what i'd expect to hear from someone less intelligent than me

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>>this is what i'd expect to hear from someone less intelligent than me.

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you lads hyped?

Will Ferrell v Zlatan Ibrahimovic? Los Angeles FC prepare to face Galaxy on derby day - bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43238885

>>>this is what i'd expect to hear from someone less intelligent than me.

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is this a war crimes case?

>^4this is what i'd expect to hear from someone less intelligent than me.

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r kelly in the news for noncing again lads

are audiobooks fedora??!??!!?

Bit authoritarian of you lad...

>>^4this is what i'd expect to hear from someone less intelligent than me.

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Brainlet here, can somebody inform me on the whole property thing of getting on the ladder

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no but going about them is

don't wanna be skinny fat
don't wanna go to the gym
simple as

Have parents that lend you money for a deposit. Simple as

hahaha england...
very patriotic!

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join a climbing gym lad

>buy shit house
>value increases over time
>save money
>sell house
>buy better house
>repeat

I DONT SEE NUTHIN WRONG
WITH A LITTLE NONCE AND GRIND

Need a woman to pummel my bollocks

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that's a nice gf

I used to be skinnyfat
I went to the gym
Best decision of my life

my life is that shit i would be crazy not to kill myself

in absolute awe at the size of these lads

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youtube.com/watch?v=G8XMJmiOt7Q

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Get a tent and a ladder then go up a tree with it. This is what is known as "the property ladder"

workout at home you dumbass

fly the union jack else it's racist

you can't hang shit outside your windows if you live in an apartment block

good thing ur crazy then lol

would fight for an independent kurdish nation with

I wish I had a head that big. Imagine the brainpower going on in there

how do brit slags deal with brit sissies, aren't they all salivating for real american cock?

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>3 episodes into End of the fucking world
>genuine Jewish cuckery nonsense

every single time

alri Kevin Nguyen

reconsidering my decision to start climbing now that it's getting so popular

Love how we sold off council houses to people who now let them out to housing benefit recipients

I didn't make this post btw, it was some other dumb fucking yank

How many white women are getting blacked in this one?

>I'm 22 and been trying for years not gonna happen
lad dont give up now your still young, my uncle didnt have a kid till he was 50 and while I dont think thats ideal it shows that you can have a family anytime, especially as white man. If you still dont have a family when you start approaching senority you can always move to se asia and claim a bride

Feel like pure shit just want her back.

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the housing ladder is a scam
don't fall for it

thats what the pakis are for mate it's all good

CAN SEE HER FANNY AERRRRRRGHG

None

Thanks Labour

*slips on a rung and falls*

ARRRRGH NO IT WAS ALL A TRICK

ok?
fuck off then

why do brits pretend to be like us? they're all just euronormies
bit sad really

spent around 10 hours playing video games today

i'm not sure if the police department has already made its appearance, but it's headed by by two lesbians, of whom the other is a black muslim.
it's still an okay series

Wrong.

>Alex Sawyer as Topher, a young man Alyssa meets and attempts to engage in sexual activity with.

literally took me a minute to find

So thats what the property ladder is just buying and selling and moving up?

jelly desu

what videogames lad

any Yuru Camp man in?

locked myself in my room to play skyrim for four hours todays

us geeks right

Don't know if I'm hard enough for the military.

Pokemon fire red

i really enjoyed it

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This sounds awfully like a Ponzi scheme

pc building simulator

got told off at toil for browsing non-work related sites

mainly battlefront 2 but got a few games of fortnite in there when i was getting bored lad

Why do you Yanks refer to the bum, not the vagina, as "fanny"? Remember noticing this in one of the Scary Movies, where that guy with the deformed hand was "backing up", shoving his bum into everyone, and saying "mind my fanny".

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doki doki panic

have it downloaded but haven't got around to watching it yet
positively fantastic taste

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!!!

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leaf what do you think of this

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enlisted or officer?
if it's enlisted it doesn't matter
they break you and remake you

what does sucking willy feel like lads

Have a interview for a real job tomorrow lads. Feel nervous as shit.

don't care
only pedos in turquoise track suits from the 1980s use that the term here

almost asked out the oneitis today
she gave me the opportunity but i didn't take it

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Absolutely the best. Take the gaypill.

what job?

Yeah but she doesn't go through with it. She basically cucks him.

sand bags

go squirtle

it's quite nice
artwork and music are exceedingly comfy

>mum wants to watch Are You Autistic on channel 4 with me

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well it is a bubble, at some point it transpires that there are no real buyers for these over-expensive houses on the market

Will get around to it soon
Favourite chinese cartoon is also very comfy, I'm sure I'll like it

literally just seen that in the guide

shall definitely be tuning in

two footed the new portugese bloke at football because he kept trying to do skills

hmm

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get her pumped

might be pregnant

>they break you and remake you
But what if I'm hard?

>Mum is a specialist in working with autistic children
>Always suspected she knew about me even though I was undiagnosed

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