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You arrive in Neocastle edition

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whole team bad and im the manager

Consider that ">you arrive in Neocastle" is humourous on multiple different levels.

On the base level it is the 'pretending a futuristic anime city is a shitehole UK locale' gimmick. On the next level it is the link between the futuristic anime city known as Neo-Tokyo and the direct tie in with the word "Neocastle". And then the final level is the fact that pronouncing "Neocastle" sounds like a someone saying Newcastle in a geordie accent.

>You arrive in Neocastle
is one of the richest gimmicks in existence.

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>ywn get pissed on grog and be flogged by the cat o' 9 tails

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fanny
minge
clunge

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Den Tipperary Song wenn ich bitten darf!

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well imagine my shock

Women at work are so fucking dull especially the ones over 30. I cannot fathom being married to one of these cunts, is a bit of sex REALLY worth having to listen to them prattle on every day?

gf and I are watching Devilman Crybaby on pewdiepie's recommendation

it's VERY weird and pretty damn lewd but I like the style, pretty fun stuff

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honestly just fuck off mate

just listening some good english music:
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The north begins at milton keynes services

animef

poocastle

>you and your mates will never be mown down in the thousands by gerry machine guns.

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just tried nigger poo for the fist time and don't think l can go back to the normal stuff now

talk me out of buying a scooby, /brit/

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Yeah I’ll spin man like a washing machine
Don’t chat shit when I’ve got the machine

If you're a racist not open to another perspective simply because of the skin colour of those involved, stop reading now.
Here's another perspective on the South African farming crisis:
ewn.co.za/2017/01/12/cosatu-modern-day-slavery-thriving-on-south-african-farms
This documentary explains how workers on SA Vinyards are treated: bittergrapes.net/

There is no 'white genocide'. White South Africans are still thrive in post-apartheid society and the ones that are struggling are the unskilled who were given a free ride during Apartheid, but couldn't compete in the labor market once black South Africans were liberated. These people are exactly the type that some people try to paint all black/brown refugees here as.
Yes there are instances where white farmers have been murdered, here is a rundown of the statistics of Murders of Farmers:
africacheck.org/factsheets/factsheet-statistics-farm-attacks-murders-sa/

1 in 3 murders were of black farmers, which is disproportionate considering 73% of farms in SA are owned by whites , who make up 61.6% of the victims. I acknowledge that yes, this is disproportionate considering white people make up just 8% of the SA population, however, the statistics go on to say that the majority (89.3%) of all farm murders were robberies, while 2% were politically and/or racially motivated. While all crimes are horrible, it's worth noting that hate crimes are a wider issue in South Africa and the vast majority of victims are foreign workers from other African countries ( timeslive.co.za/news/south-africa/2018-02-08-most-victims-of-hate-crime-in-sa-are-black-male-and-foreign/ ).

I'm not a leftist aplologist by any means, if there really was a genocide of a white minority in a majority non-white country I would be the first to oppose it, as being the grandson of an Aushwitz survivor, I feel obligated to speak out against the dehumanization of any group of people based on race, culture, religion, beliefs etc

>honestly just fuck off mate

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Just got friendzoned

Don't know if I can stand living in soulless planned city anymore lads. Can't go anywhere because this whole shitstained country was planned.

dont care about saffers

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I've seen a genuine, numbers matching 22b in real life

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lads(again)

>rhyming machine with machine

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Fuck the EU

don't care, suck my white prick and thank me for it

bit rude

peng
bloke near me has a Sagaris but I haven't seen it for a while

alri

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jog on deano

>honestly just fuck off mate

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>"Neocastle" sounds like a someone saying Newcastle in a geordie accent
no it doesn't

so that you can do what with it? potter around the roundabouts of your provincial dump and occasionally rag it down an A-road before your mum bollocks you for getting done by a camera?
fuck off

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business idea : move to oz and drive over abos sleeping on the road

the chinkies gave me too much rice again :x

>>ywn march into Evropa during WW2 youtube.com/watch?v=doaRKec7Jv4

no im autistic at all times

>honestly just fuck off mate

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no, deano would prefer this
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Don't forget taking up the arse from insurance companies

DRILLLEEEERRRRRRRRR
BLUKUU BLUKUUUUU
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Got called a paki nonce once

The thing I don't get about dadrock is the lack of new material in the genre. When was the last time a dadrock record came out? 1979? 50% of the fun of music is discovery.

Drake is the greatest artist of the last 20 years

Tanks are irrelevant in the age of modern airpower

boo
hiss
etc...

wrong
t. wargame red dragon player

paki-looking nonce

Very diverse selection of posts. The full gamut of /brit/ is encapsulated in these four posts.

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*snipes u out the aire*
pshh, nothin personable mate

petulant little trollop

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wish i was clarence

Planes and jets are not invincible and need to land eventually.

this is a very short-sighted view. Exerting air power on enemy formations is dependent on having air supremacy and having the spare materiel to do it. You also can't hold ground with planes. You can with tanks

rape should be legal

>honestly just fuck off mate

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rape is wrong

gf gave me a bollocking haha

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trap trap trap

>honestly just fuck off mate

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>ywn desperately do a legger from the germans to dunkirk

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how many posts have you made today on /brit/

be honest

How low is too low when massaging your friend's back

female (attractive) on male rape is hot honestly

why is france so lewd?
back when i was a kid before i had internet access i used to go to SBS (our non-english channel) and look for french films to wank to because they'd always have nudity and sex in them

bumhole

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>we are all top shaggers
fucking howling

Tanks and air power are irrelevant if you area guerrilla force.

Found a new filter to use on /brit/

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remember that time in the 40s when we tried to invade germany as a prank and then they chased us of the continent xD

original pranksters us lot

if your hand goes up his arse its too far

say it's art and you can get away with almost anything

>honestly just fuck off mate

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how valuable is an mba to starting a business?

This.
History is all lies.

i've found the further south you go (stopping at the mediterranean of course) the more sexually "open" people tend to be
it's also surprisingly inversely related with the actual whorishness of people

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this is my favourite nonce hunting video, primarily because this lad could easily have been one of us

>honestly just fuck off mate

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Wish eBay allowed the sale of cummy undies

not at all
you can be as ninja as you like but when the woods you're hiding in have been napalmed to the ground you're going to lose.
The only reason guerilla wars have been successful in the last 50 years has been a lack of political will to do the necessary evil bastard stuff. The yanks absolutely spanked the VC and NVA, they just weren't allowed to land a knockout blow because Washington didn't want to invade the North

Hate people that talk about their sex life openly.
I didn't ask, fuck off.

Posting in /brit/ makes you a virgin by association

can someone help me decipher this sentence

>Of those infected, about one in 10 heterosexual men and more than three-quarters of women, and gay men, have no easily recognisable symptoms

what does it mean?

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nice piece of german engineering you've got there

blud, are you dumb?

>do one will ya
It's no surprise Irish feminists talk like Br*ts.

Paddys Jews

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