An arse that the will brap a fart that the ages shall never extinguish edition
/brit/
Ryder Phillips
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Jace Foster
sophie
Mason Flores
XXXTENACTION
Jace Green
BRITAIN CRIES OUT FOR MILKIES
Kayden Collins
Benjamin Martin
calm it on the redditflagging please lads
I don't mind you having them on, just don't only talk to each other please, it's alienating.
Christopher Torres
Anthony Lopez
big brappy braphogs brapping
Jason Bailey
French proto bf not gona reply now imo
Landon Diaz
cats are weird
they're these weird small predators who are cute and fluffy and you can have them as a pet (sort of)
Ryan Collins
fucking hate being poorthern
Liam Walker
Evan Green
Might join Hamas
Jaxon Myers
Think this might be one of my fav music videos of all time, so strange
youtube.com
WHIP IT!
Nolan White
strange beings
Matthew Myers
The gf
Nathan Reed
posh northerners are the strongest race
Samuel Kelly
Robert Hill
arses are disgusting
true gentlemen appreciate slim figures, head to toe
do it lad
Anthony Cook
its a nickname for me
my name is adam
Jaxson Gray
>problem comes along
wat do
Nathan Richardson
>posh northerners
aka southerners lording it over the serfs
Owen Martin
let my dog sleep on the end of my bed
James Hughes
An arse is shapely for all of about five years on average. Then you're better off with a woman who will look dignified in a dress well into her forties, rather than looking like she's got the circus under there.
Justin Walker
whip it
Mason Gonzalez
anime
Gavin Gomez
is niggerlad about?
Logan Price
Good god what I would do to squeeze my knob inbetween her pussy lips
Jaxon Gomez
sue
Samuel Mitchell
Even if I asked her out, I'd probably be a boring mong and have barely anything to say
there really is no hope for me
Levi Adams
let your gfs sleep on the end of my willy
Mason Anderson
have my doubts about those lads' sexual orientation I do
Oliver Wood
I mean, she say I'm obsessed with thick women and I agree
Yeah, that's right, I like my girls BBW
Yeah, type that wanna suck you dry and then eat some lunch with you
Yeah, so thick that errbody else in the room is so uncomfortable
Ass on Houston Texas, but the face look just like Clair Huxtable, oh!
Lincoln Gray
honestly lad
ask a girl if she wants to do drugs with you
makes you seem interesting pretty much instantly
don't do this if you sense they're total squares tho
Nicholas Butler
Really hope humans find a way to speed up evolution in cats so they can be talk and do odd jobs
Samuel Russell
you fucking idiot
Jaxson Wilson
What are "square" girls like, by your classification?
Justin Robinson
Wade Hampton III was a Confederate States of America military officer and the 77th Governor of South Carolina.
Wade Hampton III grew up in a wealthy Southern family. He rode horses and hunted. The youth was known for taking hunting trips alone into the woods, hunting American black bears with only a knife. Some accounts credit him with killing as many as 80 bears.
He had opposed the division of the Union, but, when war began, he was loyal to his state.
Hampton organized and partially financed the unit known as "Hampton's Legion". He personally paid for all the weapons for the Legion.
Hampton was a natural cavalryman—brave, audacious, and already a superb horseman
His campaign as governor was marked by extensive violence by the Red Shirts, a paramilitary group that suppressed black voting in the state.
On June 17, 2015, there was a push to remove Hampton statues. Congressional representatives voted to keep the statues.
Bentley Sanchez
had never seen such a terrific post
Jace Roberts
Isaac Garcia
BROUGHT I KNIFE I BROUGHT A RUGER STUPID
I REALLY DO DIS
Jonathan Smith
WHORE
Jeremiah Evans
Michael Moore
My gf would leave me if I even touched weed, you are dating the wrong girls.
Chase Miller
Chase Wright
Just got banned from Sup Forums for posting a genuine question that is not off-topic at all. The moderation "staff" on this site are just embarrassing and I'm impressed by how bad the staff selection process for this site is if such an incompetent person can end up in a position of "power" on this site. I can understand if you like MMA but there's no need to issue a ban for this and there is no valid reason to even delete the thread. This is just a case of a mod being an immature manchild and throwing a tantrum. And unfortunately, unlike an actual workplace where you can complain about the staff to their manager, mods can't get punished for bad decisions they make on this site.
Asher Adams
literally the worst advice ive ever heard
Adam Gray
Daniel Collins
fucked it
Hudson Kelly
who else /blazed/
Lucas Myers
taylor swift literally made a song about guys like me
if you weren't a mega-giga-virgin you'd understand i'm correct
girls who hate drugs but are more than happy to down 2 bottles of wine in a predrinks and smoke all night
Dylan Davis
190 doesn't actually date girls
Camden Ward
god, lisicki is a genius
Joshua Richardson
druggy degenerates should thrown in prison for a minimum of 10 years
Josiah Rodriguez
That's cos they do it for free
Brandon Fisher
Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh
Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh
Move milli, all my niggas on fifty, uh
Talk down, pew pew pew, you silly, uh
Hit a stain, fifty bands, all hunnids
Spinning through ya block like a pop shove it
Shoot at me I'm shooting back, I'm getting buckets
I ain't wanna take his life but nigga, fuck it
I'm on some rob a nigga shit, take a nigga bitch
Do the dash in the whip, count the cash in the whip
I pull up with a stick, I let that shit hit
Shout out, but I fucked that nigga bitch
Gavin Ramirez
I really don't think you're in a position to call anyone a virgin you absolute spacker
David Flores
weed isn't a drug bro
Zachary Cruz
Be honest Is there even a better artist of the 21st century than 6ix9ine?
Lincoln Gonzalez
dad is taking a shower
looks like another night on the sofa for him
Dylan Scott
go to /asp/ for wrestling
but the mod thinks that its a real sport
"Mum fetch me more hotpockets
I don't want you in my fort"
Henry Long
>taylor swift literally made a song about guys like me
how is he this deluded
Eli Jackson
Evan Martinez
what drugs do you take with girls? i think psychs would be too intense for getting to know someone dont you?
Ryder Powell
Adam Gutierrez
life was much simpler and happier before I fell in love with her
Christian King
I told you to fuck off. So do it
Gabriel Moore
>girls who hate drugs but are more than happy to down 2 bottles of wine in a predrinks and smoke all night
Those are "basic", not "square".
I do despise that type however, but overall they're a much cheaper/easier option than drug users.
John Sullivan
Dominic Baker
>happy to down 2 bottles of wine in a predrinks and smoke all night
So they are tax payers that scorn the evil black-market whilst still enjoying themselves. What's your point?
Lincoln Phillips
take inventory of the currency in the motor vehicle
flee from the authorities in the motor vehicle
Juan Morris
lil pump
Ian Edwards
psychedelics would be great in a pretty spot
md too
Tyler Brown
Ian Flores
love videogames
Cooper Cook
/asp/ is for fake sports now.
Brandon Cruz
>weed isn't a drug bro
Jayden Collins
Xavier Peterson
rohypnol
Bentley Phillips
YOU CAN TALK HOT ON THE INTERNET BOI THATS THAT GOOFY SHIT WE AINT INNA THAT BOI, BLACK VAN PULL UP TO YO MOMMA CRIB BOI, TIE HER UP PUSH THAT SHIT OFF A BRIDGE LIL BOI.
Camden Perry
follow the advice of
MD at a rave is instant relationship builder, and LSD in a pretty place helps as well
be aware If you're a tiny bit anxious around her, the acid won't be that helpful.
Nathaniel Walker
do you do everything /brit/ tells you to?
Charles Thomas
I'm still not entirely sure what they look for when they hire janitors/mods. I've put in an application out of curiosity whether I'd get selected (I would never actually become one since that involves giving personal details to them). Yet I have never been accept to the next stage of the application process. I'd probably actually end up making a better janitor/mod than any of the spastics who currently "work" for the site.
Gavin Gonzalez
>Having a coffee enema
Isaiah Turner
sniffed 4-aco-dmt at a work party once
Bentley Martin
NIGGAS RUNNIN OUT THEY MOUTH BUT THEY NEVER POP OUT
Daniel Hall
>giving it attention
what the fuck is wrong with you lot
Jeremiah Lopez
Hate final year of uni. Just want to go on dates with the protogf and play games and chill with the lads but instead I'm working flat out and the protogf is stressing so much she has headaches every day and can't fall asleep at night and wakes up all grumpy.
Isaac Perry
Heh cats are arseholes
Jonathan Carter
Oxygen is hallucinogenic.
Colton Barnes
once literally smoked weed
Ethan Campbell
stop breathing it then, dork
Daniel Ross
There is literally nothing wrong with this tweet
David Bailey
a gf cannot be on a prototype state, she's either a gf or not a gf
Jose Campbell
You do everything I tell you to do. I am the boss here, you do as I say
Ethan Reyes
nah, they're just not properly domesticated like dogs
Aaron Phillips
>be aware If you're a tiny bit anxious around her, the acid won't be that helpful
really? how come
Easton Gutierrez
Incorrect. Protogf is a girl that is dating you exclusively and wants to become official but you haven't done that weird "what are we convo yet
Jayden Carter
Nathan Walker
i'm an anxious person and it was heightened when i took LSD before
i can't take MD because i'm on SSRIs
coke?