What are you

>what are you...

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>no, WHEN are we?

>according to my calculations...

>You're off the case!

>In Japanese, war criminal

>I'm your worst nightmare

>and your other shitpost

dumb frogposters

中文,医生

>Farewell, Mr. Bond

Jeez man, why does this cartoon frog bug you so much?

>I'm you, but stronger

>hails cab
>"Follow that car!"

>"DRIVE"

>hails cab as a black dude
>doesn't have to wait 15 mins for a desperate cabbie to accept his fare

>the one who does pick him up is the white, rough-and-tumble, down-on-his-luck, man's-man taxi driver who just wants everyone to get along and get a chance

Small town sherriff is working on a case doing police stuff. Suddenly FBI/NSA/ETC. agents apeear
>we'll take it from here.

>"The catamites! What happened to my catamites?!"

>What the nut are you?!?

>jumps in car while running away
>"GOGOGOGOGO"

>under who's authority?!

>I am you, but smarter / faster / tougher

>Who are you?

>Character uses super-natural powers
>nose starts bleeding

>They didn't count on one thing
> "What"
> Me....

What's the alternative?

dick becomes fully erect

There will never be a good hollywood film where a dude's superpower is making people climax.

>I'm taking over from here

stop posting this pepe
you stole this pepe you faggot

>vomits
>collapses
>winces like they have a killer headache or brain freeze or some shit
>blood vessels in eyes burst

>gets killed by the black guy anyways

>We're not so different, you and I.

>You and what army?

dumb dumb frogposter poster

>Hero confronts villain in the end
>"How many of my people did you kill to come to this point? You are no better than me."

All me btw

Orgazmo.

literally not me

That's a serious accusation, do you have any proof?

I got the proof right here.

>I could go for some Corona™, right now

...

>sheriff accepts this and works with the FBI, creating a bond of mutual respect.

Who ordered you to do this?

Name one movie/show that ISN'T Twin Peaks

>I'm you

>now the other gun

>what do you want from me?
>I want you to die

>female character get's a haircut
>"I'm a new person now.''

>I don't know

>THIS army!

PERMIT
DENIED

>new transfer student
>it's mc's estranged friend

>"Uhhh, I don't think we're allowed in...
>*reckless character charges in anyway*
>"...there."

>no....WHEN are you

>"this army"
>turns around and sees the heavy armed group drop their weapons and run away

>*fires pistol sideways*

>this has never been seen or read by any man
>luckily I'm a woman

>no woman will ever tame me
>I AM NO WOMAN

>What army? WHAT ARMY? Look around you Krabs!
>You're planting grass?

>morning on a farm/countryside
>stock crow sound

>Bad Guy makes Good Guy choose between Girl A and Girl B
>Bad Guy kills Girl B
>Everyone blames Good Guy for getting Girl B killed when he picked Girl A

>top-down shot of a big city
>stock traffic&horn sound
You know the one

>"Why am I in a hospital?!"
>*rips off IV drip and monitoring equipment*

>flashback to character's childhood
>stock children laughing sound
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>girl b dies in slow-mo staring at good guy

>WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?!

*whips dick out*

>Super evil bad guy shows up in polite company
>Good guy has to pretend to be friendly or else a lot of people could get hurt

>voice heard from behind
>"...I am"
>character turns around to see female detective
>surprised expression on his face

>hi

>who said anything about HIM?

>who's in charge here
>i am
>not anymore

>character tapping keyboard
>"it's no use, they're counterhacking us"
>green skeletons start dancing on the screen
>"get in the new guy, he hacked into the pentagon mainframe when he was 15"
>quirky hacker girl walks in
>"who said anything about a he?"
>taps keyboard
>"i'm in"

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>"He's the last of his kind!"

based mraow poster

>Finally, I have become [movie title here]

>We have more in common than you know...
>I'm nothing like you!

>Villain was estranged father

>no criminal record, no signs of graduating schools, never held a job, never been married, the neighbours didn't even know someone lives there, it's like this guy doesn't even exist
>not even a parking ticket, sir?
>not even a driver's licence
>fuck me...

>What do you mean he's 'gone'?!

and the knife up your butt

>hey how are you?
>I lost my grandma
>oh gosh I'm so sorry, how did she die?
>die? what? no, I mean I lost her. we were at the supermarket, I went to get some beer and when I turned around she wasn't there anymore

>Don't you mean WHEN am I?

>we can't bring x to y
>then we'll make y come to x

>I think things are finally beginning to look up for us

One of them dies immeditely

>"at least it's not raining"
>starts raining

>"he's right behind me, isn't he?"

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Kek

>braps in rich's face
>DON'T TELL JAY

>"Okay, so what do we do now?"
>"... I don't know. I didn't think we'd get this far."

>I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU!!!!

>This case is out of your jurisdiction. We'll take it from here.

>I GOT THE DA BREATHING DOWN MY NECK

>as you wish

>Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru..

>frantic tapping continues
>"ugh! he's too good..."
>"let me help!"
>another character joins in and uses the same keyboard
>more frantic tapping
>"what do we do?!"
>another character comes in from off screen and casually unplugs the monitor
>smirks
>"you're welcome."