/brit/

Levi Young
Levi Young

Percocets
Molly, Percocets
Percocets
Molly, Percocets
Rep the set
Gotta rep the set
Chase a check
Never chase a bitch
Mask on
Fuck it, mask off
Mask on
Fuck it, mask off
Percocets
Molly, Percocets
Chase a check
Never chase a bitch

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petition.parliament.uk/petitions?state=rejected
youtube.com/watch?v=EeHCUIsPH50
youtube.com/watch?v=IZk7y_ePVpA
youtube.com/watch?v=XArx0ASwyDc
youtube.com/watch?v=idD1C2-ISlo
arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/
supforums.com/thread/87513405/international
youtube.com/watch?v=L-mDB3eaBgo
nairaland.com/?
open.spotify.com/track/3KSzvwyHaKiTs7UQqrMpsi?si=Cs6zJ0JiSNmzS_s_x6qojA
youtube.com/watch?v=TIpA_B5khZc
supforums.com/thread/87514328/international

Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson

melbourne scum

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

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David Ramirez
David Ramirez

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Owen Gray
Owen Gray

rightoid mongs

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

the biggest brainlets are the ones who think they aren't brainlets
(yes I'm talking to you beto)

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

pic related beto

Luke Campbell
Luke Campbell

smoko

Colton Bell
Colton Bell

/brit/

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

ignore me

Robert Howard
Robert Howard

got a telephone interview in an hour

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Brody Miller
Brody Miller

this is the kind of forced cringey narrative that would be more at home in /kiwi/

Landon Martinez
Landon Martinez

just got called a wrongun in mothercare

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

it will be ok

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Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

Off off off with your head
Dance dance dance 'til you're dead
Off off off with your head
Dance dance dance 'til you're dead
Off off off with your head
Dance dance dance 'til you're dead
Off off off with your head
Dance dance dance 'til you're dead
Off off off with your head
Dance dance dance 'til you're dead
Off off off with your head
Dance dance dance 'til you're dead

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Owen Perry
Owen Perry

spacky bruce

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

in the poo house

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

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Gabriel King
Gabriel King

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Jaxson Brown
Jaxson Brown

Of course you are Hans. It’s always poo with you people.

Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

jack the system

Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

yes?

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

Street lights
Glowing
Happen to be just like moments
Passing
In front of me so I hopped in
The cab and
I paid my fair see I know my destination
But I'm just not there
I'm just not there
Life's just not fair

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

One example brought was his diary entry for 17 September 1994, in which Irving wrote about a ditty he composed for his young daughter "when halfbreed children are wheeled past":

I am a Baby Aryan
Not Jewish or Sectarian
I have no plans to marry an
Ape or Rastafarian.

Christopher Hitchens wrote that Irving sang the rhyme to Hitchens' wife, Carol Blue, and daughter, Antonia, in the elevator following drinks in the family's Washington apartment.

Connor Brown
Connor Brown

wypipo be like "this racial equality be too spicy"

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

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Logan Anderson
Logan Anderson

youtu.be/3RGaqHJHKQE

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

Death Grips

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

Are you not white?

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

int be like "this gimmick be shitty"

Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

Fermentating some glucose lads

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

wypipo be like "this joke too spicy"

Jordan Scott
Jordan Scott

sick of this aussie and his shit editions

Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

How do midgets find clothes that fit?

Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

youtube.com/watch?v=nKnhj1pXBaE

Levi Rogers
Levi Rogers

the virgin walk

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

I've been doing this for months now.

Ethan White
Ethan White

day off today

Ryder Lee
Ryder Lee

going to see black panther today, or as I like to call it: nigger panther

Carson Moore
Carson Moore

top of the mornin to ya laddie

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

Driver 8 take a break

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

I love Sweden
I want to fuck Sweden and make it cuuum

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

Going to see The Shape of Water today, or as I like to call it, The Nigger of Water

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

why are you going to see it then?

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

6.8 take a break

Brody Howard
Brody Howard

gib melinda messenger gf

Cameron Parker
Cameron Parker

Poococets
Molly, poococets

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

Going to see star wars today, or as I like to call it Star Niggers

Luis Miller
Luis Miller

Got invited to the pub

Not going hehe

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

Going to see your mum today, or as like to call her fuck niggers

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

enough with the n words, friends

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

Pissing myself at the state of Australian cricket

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

have to drive to buy alcohol tomorrow

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Jordan Kelly
Jordan Kelly

creature

Camden Cook
Camden Cook

What word are you guys posting? For me it just says "n****r"!

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

finally someone sensible

Dylan Clark
Dylan Clark

crikey the bottleo is closed

Jaxson Anderson
Jaxson Anderson

tfw when all the actual pubs near me are turning into whetherspoons , tesco express and mcdonalds

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

Shut the fuck up everyone cheats we just got caught so what we're still better than you gay shits fucking bendy spine kiwi faggots.

Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

The fall of England

Eli Flores
Eli Flores

or as I've taken to calling it, The Grime of Sin'gland

Daniel Anderson
Daniel Anderson

confusing post

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

stop being alcoholics it's not good for you

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Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

I know it hurts
You know I’d quench that thirst
(I can treat you better than the)
You say you're lonely
I say you'll think about it
Cause you're the only
One who resonates that chaste, mouth open like (High)
Higher than a motherfucker, dreaming of it, it's my lovin' (High)
Flying like a stream of thunder, only way to do each other (High)
Pull out the insides and give me two weeks, you won’t recognize her
Mouth open, you're high

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Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

)))))))

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Anthony Roberts
Anthony Roberts

hope he drops the soap

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Ryder Clark
Ryder Clark

*walks off*
*dabs just as you look away*

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

Liking this

Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

Ponder that which poos and pees,
I bate upon with breathless knees
To stare into the blackest yonder,
Filled with braps that break asunder

Thine, benign, a pooey wank
The state of aussies, bruce, and yanks
Teaching that which soothes the soul
T*rks and Niggers, ought to go

Thank you...

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Colton Johnson
Colton Johnson

me and the leftypol gang

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Luke Myers
Luke Myers

every 'pub' now is just some shitty chain focused on food, sizzling, hungry horse etc
then you've got grim social/members clubs but there doesn't appear to be any proper pubs anymore apart from out in the sticks

Brandon Ramirez
Brandon Ramirez

lads i really think i have a gift for predicting the future

Adrian James
Adrian James

giz next weeks lottery numbers chief

Jack Myers
Jack Myers

not true, stop going to chain pubs

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

is moni really a nonce or is this just one big meme?

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

can talk to bugs

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

mad to think that it's been a year since the grenfell fire already

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

Why would you want to speak to a T*rk?

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

chittery dittery doo
i like to crawl on poo
chittery dittery dee
swat me and i'll flee!

Josiah Perry
Josiah Perry

racist

Carter Bailey
Carter Bailey

youtube.com/watch?v=_ONqHM40WdQ

tune lads

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

yes it is round here for the most part

Owen Murphy
Owen Murphy

We would have all forgotten about it if it wasn't for Stormzy.

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

going to pubs

grim, who wants to spend their time around fat, retarded 40+ year old boomers?

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

speaking of which where is the MONEY

Levi Hall
Levi Hall

Has anyone seen all this stuff about people getting angry the gov gave an extra million to find McCann because the money could of gone to grenfell or other things which they deem more beneficial

imagine thinking like that

Landon Price
Landon Price

your mum lmao

Ian Bailey
Ian Bailey

well my simple advice for you is to stop living in a poo hole!

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

love dancing me

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

Forsee the Vermantide crashing upon British shores

Noah Thomas
Noah Thomas

extra 100k not a million

Ryan Hall
Ryan Hall

just told my manager I got offered another job
bet they're talking about me now

Austin Gray
Austin Gray

woman across the road who just moved in is living with a turk
might go and kick over her flower pots at night

Nolan Baker
Nolan Baker

I'M ON SMOKO
SO LEAVE ME ALONE
I'M ON SMOKO.
SO LEAVE ME ALONE

youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

don't give a fucking shit about grenfell wish it happened again

Camden Johnson
Camden Johnson

reported 2bh

Liam Sanders
Liam Sanders

unironically leave a bunning kebab on the porch and knock down ginger it

William Young
William Young

mad how people believe the patriarchy and instiutional racism doesn't exist

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

my centrelink came through this morning

Carson Harris
Carson Harris

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Colton Reyes
Colton Reyes

The rejected parliament petitions are good for a laugh sometimes.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions?state=rejected

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Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

if dubs I kill myself

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

*searches swimwear haul*
aaaaaahhh here we are
*pulls down pants*
*willy flops out*
and so it begins

Christian Smith
Christian Smith

I AIN'T EVEN PLANNIN' ON GETTIN' UP,
SO FUCK YOU, YOU GOD-DAMN ROOSTERS!

youtube.com/watch?v=EeHCUIsPH50

Nolan James
Nolan James

country music is shit

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

The rejected parliament petitions are good for a laugh sometimes.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions?state=rejected

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Jeremiah Clark
Jeremiah Clark

back to school hauls

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Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

*stops you on the street*
*converts you and your daughter to Islam*

nuffink personal

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Jayden Edwards
Jayden Edwards

fanny more like granny

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

me learn new memey

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

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Owen Nelson
Owen Nelson

virgin.jpg

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Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

Petition to get McDonald’s workers to wear gloves when handling food

Just watch them make your food and you’ll see how disgusting it is

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

post bangers

youtube.com/watch?v=IZk7y_ePVpA

Camden Wright
Camden Wright

Asked a lifter friend if he could check my form for a few sets but he thought it was gay

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Justin White
Justin White

can't believe i have to share oxygen with these people

Colton Rivera
Colton Rivera

GCSE students shouldn’t have to learn equations for the physics course

Because I feel that the students undergoing the GCSE course in physics are having a hard time learning and understanding all the equations that are currently open for students to learn. I believe this to be too difficult for the students as, along with the other exams, is a lot of information to do.

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

I. AM. THE BADDEST OF THEM ALL.

youtube.com/watch?v=XArx0ASwyDc

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Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

Either end the Licence fee or give Tommy Robinson a prime time show on the BBC.

Many people in this country are unhappy with the BBC's biased and propagandistic coverage against topics such as Brexit, British Identity, Donald Trump, Russia, etc. Britons are very tired of this, and a measure of balance would restore our faith in our system.

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

TAKE A LITTLE BIT OF MY HEART TONIGHT

youtube.com/watch?v=idD1C2-ISlo

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Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

a based sardar (sikh with turban) asked me to record him doing barbells

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

wish I could turn back time

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

Change the wording Disabled toilets to accesssble post brexit

I believe that the wording of disabled toilets should be changed to accessible toilets once we leave the European Union in 2019 and this is because we will be an independent country that I believe would be leading the way on the inclusive front by making this sufficient change

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

Making computers and the internet in general so user friendly was a mistake.

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Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

why the fuck is Sup Forums trending on jewtube

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

THERESA MAY TO RESIGN AS PRIME MINISTER & CALL AN IMMEDIATE GENERAL ELECTION

We the general public of the United Kingdom urge for the immediate resignation of Theresa May and then to call for an immediate General Election so we the public can choose who we want to be Prime Minister as we did not get a choice when David Cameron left office.

Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

boulders
breasts
slants
booze

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

pewdiepie most likely, he made a greentext reading vid

Leo Gonzalez
Leo Gonzalez

Making computers and the internet in general so user friendly was a mistake.

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Adam Perry
Adam Perry

you better start believing in normie websites miss user ... you're in one!

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

Pewdiepie?

Alexander Rogers
Alexander Rogers

youtube trying to act as if they dont care what new quite based pewds is up to

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

agree with this

Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

Was a government in anyway involved in removing the word Easter from Easter eggs

The word "Easter" has been removed from chocolate eggs, the whole thing looks coordinated, the question is did the government or any centralised or politically managed organisation play a part in this change and why or are we to believe Chocolate companies did this independently at the same time?

Luke Jenkins
Luke Jenkins

Did you miss the last general election or have you just forgotten about it?

David Thomas
David Thomas

yay moving back in with my parents today. I was getting so depressed and suicidal living in london by myself so i'm giving that up and moving back to the parents in the home counties for a few months.

Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

who else came here from pewdiepie?

Camden Baker
Camden Baker

Did you miss the last general election or have you just forgotten about it?

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Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

Lads is there a particular song you listen to every night before bed?

Daniel Butler
Daniel Butler

Which one of you did this lads?

Stop the ridiculous censorship of Facebook. banned for saying bobs and vegana!

Have you ever had a Facebook ban for something unfair? Some may find it racist but literally every Indian person I know, knows that it's a joke and takes no offense. Using a "meme" should NOT carry a 30 day ban. Since when is it OK to limit somebody's, sometimes only means of communication with f&f?

Joseph Hall
Joseph Hall

is all mind games from youtube putting it on trending
his videos are never on it now this one is

Blake Reyes
Blake Reyes

fuck off

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

this is a gold mine! so many dank memes!

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

kill me please

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Asher Green
Asher Green

Stop the closure of Neo Nightclub in Yeovil

Neo is the only club in Yeovil and everyone loves it. Please don’t close it

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

Lorde's prayer in E flat

William Watson
William Watson

Stop Turning the Clocks Back! Messing with time twice a year has NO benefits!

There is NO extra hour in bed when the clocks go back - not if you have children! Our body clocks cannot adjust so quickly and it just affects our health! When the clocks go back heart attacks increase by 24%, car accidents increase by 17% and work productivity goes down! So why do it?

Mason Allen
Mason Allen

kill me please
where did you find the test? can you share the link

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

Mrs May, we have a £60billion surplus in the 2018 budget, should we develop the north?

No, spend it on 3 pointless new rail lines and 50 luxury apartment blocks that 99.9% of the population can't afford and that russian/arab billionaires will buy as land banks in London

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

the eu are actually doing this

Dylan Diaz
Dylan Diaz

how do I perform the heimlick maneuver on a cat?
rapid responses appreciated

Ayden Moore
Ayden Moore

the government doesn't pay for luxury flats you utter retard

Hunter James
Hunter James

ugh paying the council tax again

Christopher Gray
Christopher Gray

wut
you have to wait for 1st of april to post shit like that

Easton Barnes
Easton Barnes

arealme.com/vocabulary-size-test/en/

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

laugh at this cringy cunt
supforums.com/thread/87513405/international

Jack Parker
Jack Parker

hey king brainlet what's it like up there

Owen Brown
Owen Brown

would it make me suicidal to take a phone monkey job for up to a year to support me while i look for something else?

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

having a look

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

Free Jayda Fransen, and Paul Golding Leaders Of Britain First,

We the people feel they are in danger whilst in prison and they have been unjustly imprisioned

Fransen, and
, and
the absolute state of Britain First

baffles the noggle

Anthony Collins
Anthony Collins

evacuating the ol' bowels to make room for a pasty from greggs

Owen Hill
Owen Hill

Stop Turning the Clocks Back
that shit got cancelled few years ago in Russia
one of the rarest thing the government did right

Charles Edwards
Charles Edwards

东方红,太阳升,
中国出了个毛泽东。
他为人民谋幸福,
呼尔嗨哟,他是人民大救星!

毛主席,爱人民,
他是我们的带路人,
为了建设新中国,
呼尔嗨哟,领导我们向前进!

共产党,像太阳,
照到哪里哪里亮。
哪里有了共产党,
呼尔嗨哟,哪里人民得解放!

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Ethan Thompson
Ethan Thompson

the clocks should be randomly turned either forward or backward once every single day

Christopher Ortiz
Christopher Ortiz

you live in queensland

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Adrian Price
Adrian Price

gf is buying me condoms in Toyko

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Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

why is the guardian so obsessed with "gaslighting"

John Green
John Green

tfw far-right
why am i such a heartless bastard?

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David Powell
David Powell

teehee im gay and have a gf btw :V

Elijah Wilson
Elijah Wilson

some countries dont turn the clocks back
Oh i am laffin

William Murphy
William Murphy

parents never loved you

Zachary Cooper
Zachary Cooper

might be too big for you

Jacob Bell
Jacob Bell

me and the lads

youtube.com/watch?v=L-mDB3eaBgo

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

What did they do now?

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

probably, my dad killed himself and my mum is a workaholic sociopath

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

Get Virgin Media to provide faster upload speeds to their home customers.

VirginMedia limits their upload speed going on their download, I'm a YouTuber and when I'm uploading videos every day and they are talking 30+ Minutes to upload a video for my fans. It starts taking up a lot of my time and I don't want to spend too much money on my internet just to get fast upload!

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

southerners

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

ignore me

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

southerners are soft, mincing fairies

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

northerners are poor

Joshua Adams
Joshua Adams

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Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

willies and fannies and poos and bums

Joseph Young
Joseph Young

FUCKING HAD IT
THIS IS AUTISM AWARENESS WEEK
THE ONE WEEK OF THE YEAR WHEN US NEUROATYPICALS GET SOME RESPECT
SO WHAT DO I FIND ON MY FAVOURITE WEBSITE Sup Forums/int/brit
I FIND FUCKING NEUROTYPICALS EVERYWHERE
NEUROTYPICALS GET OUT AT LEAST FOR THIS WEEK PLEASE IT IS OUR WEEK

Ryan Fisher
Ryan Fisher

FUCKING HAD IT
THIS IS AUTISM AWARENESS WEEK
THE ONE WEEK OF THE YEAR WHEN US NEUROATYPICALS GET SOME RESPECT
SO WHAT DO I FIND ON MY FAVOURITE WEBSITE Sup Forums/int/brit
I FIND FUCKING NEUROTYPICALS EVERYWHERE
NEUROTYPICALS GET OUT AT LEAST FOR THIS WEEK PLEASE IT IS OUR WEEK

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

Stop building new houses. Remove illegal immigrants who should not have houses.

We are an island and only have a finite amount of space. Let's keep our countryside for everybody to enjoy. We have a population crisis not a housing crisis. Immigration of non-skilled workers is driving this crisis. The net migration for 2017 was 230,000. We cannot house the world.

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

It's autism awareness week?

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Thomas Young
Thomas Young

why does it need a week? everyone knows what a spastic is

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

what's the issue

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

even though asians dont actually have smaller willies (only shitty self-reported studies from the 70s say this), japanese condom sizes are all way smaller than in the West

so, pleasingly, she has to buy me L/XL condoms
jolly good for the ol ego

Mason Parker
Mason Parker

I did not have sex with that woman

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

i may have diamonds in my poo
it seems to be quite likely
that if i sifted all my poo
i'd find them shining brightly
at work i cannot sift my poo
they're really strict that way
and as that's where i do my poos
the diamonds flush away

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

Give real prison sentences to peadophiles

I want peadophiles to help accountable for there sick actions and to have real prison time

Noah Long
Noah Long

you will never sling one up yingluck

bad feeling

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

iktf

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Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

i bet thailad's favourite song is my favorite game by the cardigans

Aiden Watson
Aiden Watson

population of the world:
7000 million
compare to:
0.2 million

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

Stop building new houses. Remove illegal immigrants who should not have houses.

We are an island and only have a finite amount of space. Let's keep our countryside for everybody to enjoy. We have a population crisis not a housing crisis. Immigration of non-skilled workers is driving this crisis. The net migration for 2017 was 230,000. We cannot house the world.

It's autism awareness week?

why does it need a week? everyone knows what a spastic is

what's the issue

even though asians dont actually have smaller willies (only shitty self-reported studies from the 70s say this), japanese condom sizes are all way smaller than in the West

so, pleasingly, she has to buy me L/XL condoms
jolly good for the ol ego

I did not have sex with that woman

i may have diamonds in my poo
it seems to be quite likely
that if i sifted all my poo
i'd find them shining brightly
at work i cannot sift my poo
they're really strict that way
and as that's where i do my poos
the diamonds flush away

Give real prison sentences to peadophiles

I want peadophiles to help accountable for there sick actions and to have real prison time

you will never sling one up yingluck

bad feeling

iktf

i bet thailad's favourite song is my favorite game by the cardigans

population of the world:
7000 million
compare to:
0.2 million

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

iktf

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Ian Moore
Ian Moore

It's an alri song but not even close to a favourite

Nolan Powell
Nolan Powell

Fuck my life
I just want to go home and listen to REM and cry
Fuck fuck fuck

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

you should be so yinglucky

Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

Was going to have a drink at Petersham tonight but some CUNT died at Petersham station so the train line into the city is fucked.

Wouldn't have this problem in Russia or China, they'd clear it off in minutes

Tyler Allen
Tyler Allen

hehe

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

Zen and the Art of Dishwasher Maintenance

As anyone who has had the family round for dinner can tell you, inner peace and contentment is accepting that your mum, your nana or an auntie (don’t write in: when last did you see a bloke under 40 lift a finger?) will start a) tidying things into bin bags while the party is in full swing, b) washing up, despite being reminded you’ve got a dishwasher, or c) putting crockery back in the wrong cupboards. As host, you can get irritated. You can testily point out they are making extra work for you. Or you can serenely accept this chaotic mess, happy in the knowledge that you have ascended to a higher spiritual plane – where someone hiding your cheese grater behind the frying pans is of no matter.

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

thailad is more of a LostProphets man if you know what i mean

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

Bring back our local lolly pop man!!

We need our lolly pop man back on our main road. Lately a child has been knocked over on our main road. Drivers speed along and young children need to cross over safely too and from school.

Liam James
Liam James

We are an island

Jayden Davis
Jayden Davis

I'm out of here

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

Home time

Ordinarily, if an invite is for 2pm on a Sunday, the host expects their house back by 8pm. A midweek meal won’t necessarily end in a 3am karaoke blowout. On Saturday night, all bets are off, but if your host is bathing the kids, tidying the kitchen or asleep on the sofa, take the hint. Forget “one for the road” and get on it. It’s been great, but this debate about [delete to taste] Corbyn/Mourinho/Morrissey will keep. Now, sling your hook.

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

Not building new houses, but deporting anyway so you can get on the property ladder easier.
Do you even supply and demand?

That's me in the corner

Sebastian Phillips
Sebastian Phillips

It’s 10 O’Clock, I haven’t slept a wink since 8AM yesterday and I’m VERY high

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

the indian name for north america is Turtle Island

neat

Logan Price
Logan Price

started from the bottom, still there

Mason Harris
Mason Harris

REM is shit

Brayden Sanders
Brayden Sanders

End the 'tradition' of jeering and booing in the House of Commons.

During a debate in the House of Commons we feel that there should be no shouting or jeering whilst an MP is speaking. We feel that this is unsatisfactory behaviour and unbecoming of a member of parliament.
MPs should act in a manner that is expected in boardrooms and classrooms across the country.

Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

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Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

same except i'm not taking illegal drugs

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

What I want is tap water parties. I'm going to go out on a limbo regarding these - I think they will be massive in about 2 1/2 years' time. I'm seldom wrong about this sort of thing, although thinking that 8 year old girls would get into wearing monocles in a big way - I don't know where my head was at then.

Just to sit in a room with a few chumsters, drinking tap water and having a nice litter natterski about things and stuff. Come on, what's not to like there? I love tap water, it's the best drink going. I know it, you know it, and I know it, so let's not pickle around with solids and "DVDs". Put tap water together with chat, chinwaggery, le conversationand and some friendly matey peeps and you've got something pretty explosive.

Let's do this thing. Get in on the ground floor and shut the plop up.

Nolan Taylor
Nolan Taylor

iktf

It's an alri song but not even close to a favourite

Fuck my life
I just want to go home and listen to REM and cry
Fuck fuck fuck

you should be so yinglucky

Was going to have a drink at Petersham tonight but some CUNT died at Petersham station so the train line into the city is fucked.

Wouldn't have this problem in Russia or China, they'd clear it off in minutes

hehe

Zen and the Art of Dishwasher Maintenance

As anyone who has had the family round for dinner can tell you, inner peace and contentment is accepting that your mum, your nana or an auntie (don’t write in: when last did you see a bloke under 40 lift a finger?) will start a) tidying things into bin bags while the party is in full swing, b) washing up, despite being reminded you’ve got a dishwasher, or c) putting crockery back in the wrong cupboards. As host, you can get irritated. You can testily point out they are making extra work for you. Or you can serenely accept this chaotic mess, happy in the knowledge that you have ascended to a higher spiritual plane – where someone hiding your cheese grater behind the frying pans is of no matter.

thailad is more of a LostProphets man if you know what i mean

Bring back our local lolly pop man!!

We need our lolly pop man back on our main road. Lately a child has been knocked over on our main road. Drivers speed along and young children need to cross over safely too and from school.

We are an island

I'm out of here

Home time

Ordinarily, if an invite is for 2pm on a Sunday, the host expects their house back by 8pm. A midweek meal won’t necessarily end in a 3am karaoke blowout. On Saturday night, all bets are off, but if your host is bathing the kids, tidying the kitchen or asleep on the sofa, take the hint. Forget “one for the road” and get on it. It’s been great, but this debate about [delete to taste] Corbyn/Mourinho/Morrissey will keep. Now, sling your hook.

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

heart is cumming rn thinking of how socially just our great island is becoming

Jaxson Davis
Jaxson Davis

The test is too crude and fishy. I wouldn't trust it at all.

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Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

imagine having a gf that doesn't let you spaff in her

Joseph Torres
Joseph Torres

literally couldn't handle the bants

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

Get with it brotha

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

McDonald's breakfast should be all day (or finish at 12 at least)

I strongly believe that McDonald's breakfast should be all day as everyone would definitely buy it. Also everyone eats sausages/bacon/egg during the day/evening and I do not believe it should be restricted to breakfast.

Isaac Morales
Isaac Morales

Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)10:21:25 No.87513991▶
heart is cumming rn thinking of how socially just our great island is becoming

Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)10:21:34 No.87513995▶
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The test is too crude and fishy. I wouldn't trust it at all.

Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)10:21:35 No.87513996▶
imagine having a gf that doesn't let you spaff in her

Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)10:21:38 No.87513999▶
literally couldn't handle the bants

Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)10:21:49 No.87514001▶
Get with it brotha

Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)10:22:15 No.87514007▶
McDonald's breakfast should be all day (or finish at 12 at least)

I strongly believe that McDonald's breakfast should be all day as everyone would definitely buy it. Also everyone eats sausages/bacon/egg during the day/evening and I do not believe it should be restricted to breakfast.

Henry Barnes
Henry Barnes

Aye, good choon man. Very well done.

Mason Allen
Mason Allen

having fun mate?

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

last 50 posts have been inane drivel

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

They fucked Lucozade too if you haven’t noticed, tastes like absolute shite now. Fucking horrible thing to do to such a lovely drink.

Jaxson Allen
Jaxson Allen

In a civilised setting, of ciursexrhe good matters! So too if it is all bought or some true time went into preparation! Effort & taste originality!

As for excess booze. REALITY ,
most people seek a bargain ( cheap) so if they feel they have one over , drink more drink that they did not brought .
simple dirty fake friends ,
like so many surround with.

So best sad objective ,
All better get drunk and have meaningless clueless, conversation.

As most diner party trash bash , if ever analysed is simply that.

Carter Reyes
Carter Reyes

why are there so many amateur female vocalists in the netherlands

Jaxson Ross
Jaxson Ross

if you haven’t noticed
I haven't mate

Michael Howard
Michael Howard

Are you high?

Matthew Ortiz
Matthew Ortiz

Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)10:22:46 No.87514016▶
Aye, good choon man. Very well done.

Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)10:22:53 No.87514020▶
having fun mate?

Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)10:22:59 No.87514024▶
last 50 posts have been inane drivel

Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)10:23:04 No.87514027▶They fucked Lucozade too if you haven’t noticed, tastes like absolute shite now. Fucking horrible thing to do to such a lovely drink.

Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)10:23:22 No.87514035▶
In a civilised setting, of ciursexrhe good matters! So too if it is all bought or some true time went into preparation! Effort & taste originality!

As for excess booze. REALITY ,
most people seek a bargain ( cheap) so if they feel they have one over , drink more drink that they did not brought .
simple dirty fake friends ,
like so many surround with.

So best sad objective ,
All better get drunk and have meaningless clueless, conversation.

As most diner party trash bash , if ever analysed is simply that.

Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)10:23:27 No.87514036▶
why are there so many amateur female vocalists in the netherlands

Anonymous 03/29/18(Thu)10:23:36 No.87514042▶
if you haven’t noticed
I haven't mate

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

Unite the commonwealth back into the British Empire

The British Empire was the most formidable Empire in history and it’s achievements are unparalleled. Look at the counties we created, Australia, New Zealand, America, the list goes on. Our poor ex-colonies in Africa want us back.

Owen Perez
Owen Perez

Wow , some people have a wild hair up their arses about this, don’t they?
Most of it seems pretty straightforward; but of course, articles about dinner parties, with the baggage that term brings, will always draw out the inverted snobs and the utterly miserable drones.
The outrage BTL that people might be dining in a group with close friends, who are likely to turn up 20 mins late, and have an evening of the sort that is hoped for when eating with friends – lots of laughter, chatter, a few drinks too many , some music, lots of good food, and the ability to let go of the everyday in the pursuit of the sheer pleasure that communal eating can bring, is hilarious.
I’ve seen posts insisting that thankyou letters should be handwritten (presumably on vellum), and delivered the next day , that the children of friends invited for dinner should never be invited, to posters insisting that as they never get invited to eat en masse at friends (hard to believe, given their sparkling wit and charm..) then the idea is clearly made up and nobody in the UK goes to dinner at other’s houses.
I moved to Melbourne a couple of years back – and most weeks end up hosting or going to someone’s house to eat with others. The same when I was in the UK – it’s a normal part of existence to many people.
This has been a most enlightening thread – terrifying too, to see just how buttoned up and incapable of relaxing with others many people are.

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

is the sugar tax actually about tackling obesity or just bringing in more cash?

because that means our government is either ill-informed, narrow minded retards, or they're greedy, ill-informed, narrow minded retards.

Lincoln Campbell
Lincoln Campbell

STAHP! STAHP! STAHP IT

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

bloody hell the gf just spent £68 on ~90 condoms

at least now i know shes thinking long term wahey

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Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

LETS GET REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL BEEFY

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

if you haven’t noticed
I haven't mate

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Charles Allen
Charles Allen

I used to do art dinner parties for my wife (a painter) regularly, 10, sometimes 12 people. This piece is largely exactly on target. I had a very good laugh over showing up late - in NYC, where we were, an hour late is the usual. Despite that, my wife was always in the shower when the first people showed up. Always. And the Guardian pick comment is wrong, food does matter, if it's really good. If your host is a real cook, just leave them alone, unless they ask you to do something. As for alcohol, I learned a bottle of wine per person. So. bring a bottle of wine per person. And Away leg (I assume this is some sort of cricket thing?) is exactly right, I never ever expected anyone to cook for me, certainly not the way I was cooking for them. I did it cause I love to cook, it was my gift.

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

I think your government is introducing sanctions towards fat people and sugar-addicts.

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

it's about gay willy fanny poo

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

rule number 1: the government will always tax anything they can justify taxing

Adrian Stewart
Adrian Stewart

Yeah mate, down from 31g of sugar to 11g and it tastes fucking awful. Really bad.

It’s fucking bullshit, ruined my fave drink

Ethan Hall
Ethan Hall

salty?

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

GOT THE JOB LADS AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*kicks television over*

GOODBYE NEET LIFE, IT'S BEEN FUN

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

That's a shame, used to like lucozade

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

Dinner parties.

Aren't they just the most boring, narcissistic things you can imagine?

I honestly cannot imagine a worse evening than being trapped in somebody's else's house and having to listen to people pretend to be grown ups and dribble on about their job, their kids, the extension, the new lease car, the holiday, the half marathon they waddled round, their parents' divorce, their own divorce once they start getting pissed.......and all to a background of simmering resentment and competition between people who, truthfully, should know better but don't.

No, I'll stick to gigs, cycling and the pub.

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

nairaland.com/?

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

Cats to remain house cats.

The most recent figures of how many creatures are killed by cats are from the Mammal Society. They estimate that cats in the UK catch up to 275 million prey items a year, of which 55 million are birds. This is the number of prey items which were known to have been caught.

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

Our government thinks the solution to kids accidentally seeing boobs on the internet is to have mandatory ID checks to watch porn. You can't trust our government

Christopher Robinson
Christopher Robinson

you failed to banter mate

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

open.spotify.com/track/3KSzvwyHaKiTs7UQqrMpsi?si=Cs6zJ0JiSNmzS_s_x6qojA

Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

gratz lad
there is/used to be a lad here that would rave about this.

Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

youtube.com/watch?v=TIpA_B5khZc

post bangin choons lads

Easton Hernandez
Easton Hernandez

Job for what and what did they ask you in the interview?

Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

have been to 3 dinner parties
all 3 ended up in giving me a job

theyre brilliant as long as they are with the right people

Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

mboko

Connor Cook
Connor Cook

Yes, Obergruppenfuhrer

Ryder Phillips
Ryder Phillips

Why are you so resentful? Is this the famed autistic rage?

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

wrote a letter to my mp saying i thought the porn ban was bollocks and swearing a lot

she hasnt replies
wtf i thought they were legally obligated to

Liam Walker
Liam Walker

britain should declare independence from britain imho tbqh

Carter Gomez
Carter Gomez

*Looks up in horror from shovelling coal in a deep, dark mine*

G-Get out...G-Get out and go...I'll...I'll hold off Toilberg, just go...GO! GOOOOOO! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*All the other coal shovellers start whooping and hollering and screaming "Go!"*

GOOOOOOO! GO NOW WHILE YOU CAN! GOOOOOOOO!

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Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

salty

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Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

not being mean, but they seem really unintelligent

Tyler Ward
Tyler Ward

What’s the porn ban?

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

Your average toiler wouldn't last 1 day of NEETtoil, truly blessed the toilers are

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Cameron Rodriguez
Cameron Rodriguez

hmm? taxation without repesentation?

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Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICALS

Brayden Phillips
Brayden Phillips

creeping sharia

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

creeping sharia

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Landon Miller
Landon Miller

Yeah but it’s fucking hilarious to watch

Watched a thread dedicated to Yoruba supremacy and it looked like Nigerian /pol/ semi literate shitposting. Apparently the Yoruba are a very dirty people and the Igbo are the smartest and cleanest. They also fucking hate African Americans which I thought funny.

Carson Young
Carson Young

when you're neet you really lose grip on reality after a while if you dont keep yourself busy

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

ah yes because condoms can only be used by you mhm

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

down the neo-mines yet again

Adrian Perez
Adrian Perez

assistant molecular biologist at a forensics company

just went through my CV, asking for extra details on stuff I've done, then asked me a few questions about the job itself. Then a tour of the lab and where I'd be working. Then that was it.

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

just arrived at the interracial breeding grounds

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

unironically believe that only people with jobs should be allowed to work

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

bet you look like a nerd

Jason Watson
Jason Watson

nothing like some good old fashioned english cuisine, just like back home.

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Jaxson James
Jaxson James

he doesnt get specifically sized tailored condoms to maximise his sexual experiences
amateur mistake
amateur

Blake Young
Blake Young

her: so what do you do?
him: assistant molecular biologist at a forensics company
her vagina:

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Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

*"accidentally" puts one of your hairs into a sample*
oopsie daisy!! xxx

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

supforums.com/thread/87514328/international
supforums.com/thread/87514328/international
supforums.com/thread/87514328/international

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

The Igbos in Nigeria are one of the select few African ethnicities with an IQ on par with Europeans

John Cruz
John Cruz

Me eight months ago
Didn't work out

Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

if people who know you don't call you sheldon cooper then get OUT you NEUROTYPICAL FUCK

Jaxson Moore
Jaxson Moore

That looks smooth. Will love to rub my Willy over it

Hudson Perez
Hudson Perez

kill yourselves, anglos

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