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NICE AND HOT

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NOW

*smacks gobber*

LOOK AT THAT, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT

'ZA

NICE AND THICK

*lets a muslim paki rape his daughter*

Would Americans actually eat this, or is that just a stereotype?

PAHN

NOICE EN 'OT

I wouldnt touch that fucking thing and I eat Lil Cesars

as soon as she said it was thin crust i would have asked for a refund

eggs

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kek

Gordon was wrong, that 'za looks great.

*NOITHE

>Americans WILL defend this

are europeans actually obsessed or is that a rumor

>the site is dominated by Americans, taking up maybe half the userbase
>American culture and the American mindset dominates the tone of the conversations
>someone from the other 50% of non-Americans points out that maybe a certain aspect of this culture is perhaps slightly funny, idiosyncratic, or unusual to them
>'OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO OBSESSED SHUT THE FUCK UP PATHETIC YUROPOOR HOW DARE YOU'

PPEEEHN

NEEEEHS EEEEHH HHEET

BEEF WELLINGTOOOOOOOON
WHERE IS MY BEEF WELLINGTON??!

TODAY PLEASE

THANK YOU, NOW PISS OFF

>some bootyblasted european actually made this

Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

youtube.com/watch?v=u0Z7EPh8oLU

O B S E S S E D

>Now, for a drizzle of olive oil
>*pours half the bottle*

HADRON COLLIDER

ON

EEEEUGH?!

Don't know, haven't been there. I hear Americans are obsessed with that place, though.

Pan nice and COLD

THERMONUCLEAR REACTOR

NICE AND HOT

ICE CUBES
NICE AND HOT

poor mycocaine he must be out of moeny again.

MEMES

DEAD AND STALE

MILK

NICE AND FRESH

Eating hamburgers is hard

give it to me , cunt!

if it was cooked properly, this would be pretty good

also this is clearly a dinner pizza while marketed as a lunch pizza.

I would probably send this back, and I've been to actual pizza restaurants where they make proper dinner pizza.

ramsay is a fucking retard

>'mm, take a look at this'
>MUSIC RATTLE
>gordon sloshes off a portion of pizza
>'creamier than my gandmum's CUNT'
>camera pans in
>*UNSETTLING VIOLIN*
>fuck ME

what the fuck

>now just add a *touch* of butter
>add 3 blocks
>mhhmmmm

Fuck no.
It's uncooked and greasier than the greasiest pizzas I have ever eaten and I don't mind grease.
Cheese and toppings look like shit.
I hope Pantaleonne closed his shop and killed himself.

After 5-8 more minutes in the oven and many napkins to soak up the grease? Sure. As it is? Absolutely not.

>perfectly fine looking good
>it's a kitchen at a small hotel not a 5 star restaurant
>gordon says it's shite every time
>we're supposed to just take his word for it

>What's this?
>The texture just feels awful and soft...
>God, it's so dry.
>Whoever made this does not belong in a kitchen, I tell you.
>They don't taste fresh at all.
>Excuse me, can you tell me what this is?
>Those are our napkins, Chef.
>Do you make them here?
>You're n-not supposed to eat them...
>Fuck me.

YUH?!

WIND TUNNEL

NICE AND SUB ZERO

>We've re-created your menu to take advantage of the local flavor
>Fresh.
>Elegant.
>Simple.
>Delicious

You're right I prefered it when he explained what they did wrong and hence why it was shit.
But 'murica just wants screaming.

A German on Sup Forums, to be specific.

German Sup Forumsacks are perhaps the most butthurt demographic on Sup Forums.

DUNDUNDUNDU-N HELLO THIS IS CHEF JOHN FROM FOODWISHES DOT COM WIIIITH KAYENNE KAYENNE WITH KAYENNE SAUCE

christ
fuckin hell

STRAIGHT INTO HENRY HOOVER

NICE AND HOT

anyone actually hyped for the all-star season? i've been binge watching uncensored Hells Kitchen Seasons 4-16. I can't wait.

>Honey, I made you breakfast...
>Ugh... that's okay, I'm not feeling too great. Might skip it.

bit o' olive oil

Wait, they're having an all-star season? Oh shit, I fucking love Hell's Kitchen, I've watched pretty much all seasons (think 1 or 2 of them slipped between the cracks over the years), I'm hyped as fuck for that then yeah.

giv mummy gf

>You're a quaint, homestyle barbecue joint that has a dirty kitchen? Not anymore you're not, you're now a haute cuisine fine dining establishment with a menu that michelin-starred chefs could barely handle, you fucking donkey.

Sent enjoy

This genuinely makes me upset.

youtu.be/QyE1V-6EEWc?t=8m38s
>my wife's going to see you too
What did he mean by this?

Yeah it starts september 29th, all blackjackets I hope.

he's clowning for the camera

Food kino thread?

is that jack food edited in?

Yes you twat

Why, she is a whore who likes coke and getting slapped around and chocked whilst fucking.

lmfao

Fuck off dude, every revamp menu is just like 15 items, 14 of which are easy shit like a salad or a burger and a 'signature dish' that has to do with the theme of the episode.

MEME


NICE AND DEAD

what episode?

MEME

NICE AND DEAD

Does she? hot if true, just spousal abuse if not.
Also how is cocaine relevant?

GIV


NICE AND HOT

Never fucked a girl who has been on coke all night?

HEADS

NICE AND HOT

FAGGOT

NICE AND EXPOSED

I mean Europeans are essentially just worse versions of Americans, and their insecurity speaks

TEMPERATURE

NICE AND RISING

he doesn't have the great burgus extensor, a muscle situated in the throat that allows wider opening of the mouth. It's only found in american people, a strange trick of mother nature

>ground meat
>food kino
jesus christ americans stop this.

Marco Pierre White > Gordon Ramsey

>never had ground meat
You should try a sausage. I bet you euros would love those things.

It's usually the opposite. He gives them super simple menus that even retards can't fuck up and with fewer items on it than they originally had.

OLIVE OIL

IN

>a dirzzle o' oil
youtube.com/watch?v=wS4pvT7ady8

patrician

MARCO HAS OUTGUNNED HIS FORMER PUPIL, JUST

1:01
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VAAN

GET OVER HERE AY

YOU BURNT THE WATER, YES?

FUCKING DONKEY

it's raw tbqh fahm

>dinner pizza

NUCLEAR REACTOR

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Why american eat this shit?