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HE DINDU NOTHING

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Need money

sophie

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they stop taking the pill for a little bit each month to do a cheeky (small) bleed

what pill
I have no idea how periods work im an idiot

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wasn't amused at all until I saw rosy's arse in the sky hahahahaha, took me a solid 30 seconds to even spot it too

THE pill
the birth control pill

Mental how the Game of Thrones cast turned out
Can't wait for the final season next year x

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So the docs will give slags chemicals to alter their body but wont give me speed or benzos. Absolute state of this country.

yeah but doesn't that just remove the need for condoms
how does it link to periods

Business idea: load up all the boys in this country on test from birth, load up all the girls with estrogen, then lean back and watch natural selection turn your country into the master race

the mind is more important than the body

also couldn't you theoretically fake undiagnosed adult ADHD or whatever and get ritalin, fairly close to speed

Rorke's gone too far this time

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it fucks with their hormones so if they keep taking them, they skip their periods
they're prescribed in cycles that run out a week before they would come on, so if they just go straight onto the next pack then they have no period

NEED a weed dealer lads

genuinely did not know this

do most women do this?

get a car

Why not go to a shop lad

don't really watch cricket but noticed england were all out for 58 the other day, what happened? know we're not the best at cricket but didn't think we were shite at it either.

Maybe he should lay off the pork meals

yes because it also prevents acne and some other random stuff
also it gives them an excuse to let chad unload his seed inside them every night

yes
bet more and more studies are linking the pill to breast cancer so lots will probably want to stop soon

I too would like to know.
How many guys do you have to ask to wear a johnie before you just give up and chemically fuck with your own body.

we destroyed the ozies in the recent ODI tour

cheeky wank?

Idk

humble and prestigious wank

What's up doc

Id have like 6 plants at least if I lived in your cunt

Hello /brit/! You're watching... Adventure Call!
My name is Falconhoof, and I will be your guide.

Greetings traveler on Line 1, are you ready to begin your quest?

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very interesting
who said /brit/ wasn't educational

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need to put my willy in her

Check fountain

Need someone to deal me drugs
I like plants like roses

I'm NoT HIIIGGHE

need to put my willie inside a sahara desert sand dune

a lot of girls our age jumped on the pill before they were even sexually active because they help with heavy/painful periods

ie: things they were supposed to experience

Or what are the chances the children of women who took the pill are affected by it?
Reminder: if your mother was a fornicator, you are a bastard.

>thai fighters
nice

i dont usually smoke it but im going to roll a blunt just for you

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*sits down next to u*

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Bob hastily exited and breathed the new morning’s Muslim air”, or “Behind decorative gabion walls, an elderly neighbour sits centurion on his porch watching Bob with surreptitious soupçon”, or “She sharted agave shimmering spirits and shifted shit-faced overboard."

FUCKING CHORTLING

gave yer mum a warm pork meal

nice

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anyone remember the PORK gimmick

>bristol city council
lol do you actually work there? the BCC have been driving me up the wall recently

*looks over*
Ah fuck it's Britain in shambles

I BEEN DEALING CRACK SINCE LIKE THE 5TH GRADE

REALLY MADE NO DIFFERENCE WHAT THAT SHIT MADE

JAJA TAUGHT HOW TO FLIP THEM PACKS AND MAINTAIN

GET THAT MONEY BACK AND SPEND IT ON THE SAME THING

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*sandpapers your balls*

>Reminder: if your mother was a fornicator, you are a bastard.

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Moving to Alicante lads, learning Valencian now

Feels good man, Toilberg has unJUSTed me, praise be unto his name

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50 fucking posts early?

you're havin a laff

>getting pissed thursday, friday, saturday, sunday
fuck me lads

me on a friday night

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>starts puberty
>goes on contraceptives immediately to interrupt normal biological processes
Ah yes, the flower of British maidenhood.

nonce

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

I've been formally diagnosed with autism

How strong ASMR do you experience from Real Life compared to Video Simulation?

Wild how people genuinely bring out the best in one another

FUCKING HAD IT
THIS IS AUTISM AWARENESS WEEK
THE ONE WEEK OF THE YEAR WHEN US NEUROATYPICALS GET SOME RESPECT
SO WHAT DO I FIND ON MY FAVOURITE WEBSITE Sup Forums/int/brit
I FIND FUCKING NEUROTYPICALS EVERYWHERE
NEUROTYPICALS GET OUT AT LEAST FOR THIS WEEK PLEASE IT IS OUR WEEK

>gets raped by pakis
>gets free abortion from the NHS to return things to "normal"
Ah yes, reproductive freedom.

SZECHUAN SAUCE

IM PICKLE RIIIIIIICK

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I agree.

Are they just providing that cos you're in the land of Chinks and not the land of 56 mongoloid varieties?
Is it even the same type?

custodian we have a problemo

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had a maccas breakfast some days ago it was genuinely very mediocre and disappointing no longer a happy maccas man

How many books would you say you own?

is this from a video, would love to watch him react to amir

Why are Corbynistas so bad at banter, lads?

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mcdonalds has never been very good I don't know how it has hood winked people into thinking it is/was. Yes it's relatively cheap and fast and that is a real benefit but you're still eating pretty flavourless food. I can't even count the amount of times i've had to salt the fries because htey put so little on them.

The soyboy mindset.

15-20 i don't purchase them very often just use the library

Nah
On the machine it calls it "internet famous sauce" so we went for it for a laugh
Realised it's because of Reddit and Memey once I saw the sauce

me or the senpai?
me probably close to 200
senpai probably another 300-400

Got a bible that's about it.

no im just a hot head ill park where ever i want in my neighbourhood kind of guy

the other matey was just happy to learn, why do you have to go all /r9k/?

I remember it being a fair bit cheaper than everyone else. Doesn't seem to be the case anymore though.

rick and morty more like reddit and farty

Why does life have so many setbacks?

*unfurls the FT*

*hoiks a runt at it*

is it because i'm a self conscious loser and because i'm easily offended?

nice

I quite enjoyed the first season, except the one where they sit and watch intergalactic TV. Second season didn't turn me on so I stopped watching. Thanks for reading my blog post.

love books

Willy's sore but that's not going to stop me

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So deep in your room,
You never leave your room

tfw no bookworm gf

Interesting. Do you get the impression that China is the type of society poised to have their own century dominating the world like the yanks did, or are they too weak internally and is this going to be a multipolar century or a Chinese one, basically?

200? What topics?
I have about a hundred "serious" books, probably two hundred if you count tween books and sci-fi dross.

Not getting judgemental about their sexual practices at all.
In fact I'd like people to realie there's a big difference between using condoms to fuck indiscriminately (and actually prevent disease) than there is to use pills which fuck up the hormones and body systems of the females that use them.
What goes through the minds of people who use the pill throughout their developing years rather than just putting a piece of rubber on the guy's cock for a few minutes. Is it ignorance of the effects of the pill or what?

Why are downies so happy all the time?

Could have had one but I fucked it up.

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So I am not the only guy who suffers from this?

virgin freak