Max Landis here

AMA, especially how untalented I am at writing and directing.

Specifically American Ultra and Me Him Her

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youtube.com/watch?v=gbYu2xziX2w
youtube.com/watch?v=S6mLj3A2z8A
youtu.be/yjVPVGtjMCo?t=13s
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

How big is your dicke? Can I see?

Can you suck my dick?

Please respond.

Don't get me too mad or I'll throw mean tweets at you..

What is your opinion on politics?

Proof pls. Or, heres something only Max can answer: You wrote an article for a certain scifi online collaborative writing project. What deceased music artist does it feature?

david bowie

When I see faggots like this I wish we lived in Spartan times where his ilk would be cast from the highest mountain and fill the stomachs of the vultures.

youtube.com/watch?v=gbYu2xziX2w

Was It (2017) a remake or a reboot?

Wrestling is gay

>Proof pls

This isn't reddit, faggot

is it true that you prefer white Christians as the stars of your film over Jews on a pricinipal of auto-antisemitism?

>This isn't reddit
>uses reddit formatting

I'm never going to watch either of those. Tell me about the Jenny, is she even cuter in person? Did you bring up RLM with her?

I like to hunt down child actors who haven't got real gigs since 20 years ago and put them in my shitty LGBT indie trash.

What did Max do to you that made you this mad at him? No doubt you're the same guy that shows up in Dirk Gently threads to call everyone Max.

What's your favourite form of air travel

A chopper with asian kids

Was your dad laid-back or was he more of a helicopter parent?

American Ultra was fun. You should do more fun movies.

Also why do you dress and look the way you do? You come across as a child. Desiring feedback from Sup Forums only further makes that case.

i really loved dirk gently, max. your sense of fashion seems questionable, but who am i to judge i spend most of the day in my underwear

Chronicle was good

>inb4 LE AKRIA RIP OFF

He's pretty chill, though he doesn't hang out with me on social media.

Then again, given my "moments" on twitter I think it's for the best

medium kek.

>is she even cuter in person?
Sadly no. Her FAS-like features are more prominent without the Myspace angles you get in her videos that make her look mostly normal.

I think she knows it (via the star wars stuff) but I don't think she sees the other stuff Mike and Jay put out.

whats lena paul doing on screen junkies?

How can you live with yourself, knowing the only reason you're alive is because your Dad didn't go to jail for the manslaughter of Vic Morrows and two child actors?

It's just my style, can't explain it. When you're in LA everyone wants to look and feel unique so I do too.

>being faceblind
wew lad

I guess I get it, I grew up in SF and spent a lot of time in LA as well. Do your thing then man but California is really great at eliminating individuality in a hypocritical way, and it has a greater effect on your well-being than you might think. You clearly have talent so I look forward to seeing what you put together in the future, Bright seems neat.

Why don't you put on some muscle to give that haircut some proper post-apocalyptic justice instead of just looking like a gay twink?

daily reminder that Jenny is a lesbian and in a relationship with Bailey

Interesting advice. Thanks dude

wHO IS bAILEY i DONT sCreenJUNKIES

Bailey is her real life friend. Here's a taste of this feminazi.
youtube.com/watch?v=S6mLj3A2z8A

What does Mike from RLM smell like?

sweat and depression

Let's talk about the time you father killed three people in a helicopter crash. Why didn't he just listen when they told him that conditions were unfavourable?

Max "Children Chopper" Landis
Max "Free chopper rides" Landis
Max "Helicopter Haircut" Landis
Max "my dad is a helicopter parent" Landis.
Max "kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis
Max "get to the choppa" Landis.
Max ''slaughter them all'' Landis
Max "Heads will Roll" Landis
Max "Dad wanted me to get a head" Landis
Max "Nebrotism" Landis
Max "Fly Lower" Landis
Max "Get to the Choppa" Landis
JOHN 'CHOP THE TOP AND WATCH EM DROP' LANDIS
John "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "kid clipper Jr." Landis
Max "son of the flying guillotine" Landis
Max "fly low, sweet chariot. daddy's gonna cut off your head" Landis.
John "full body bris" Landis
Max "Slicer and Dicer, with a side of rice-er" Landis
Max "uptomyknees in the blood of two kids and a guy" Landis
Max "If there's an epicanthic fold, put them in the ground cold" Landis
Max "China Syndrome" Landis
Max "Stunt double? Just hire twins" Landis
Max "How do I get this helicopter to" Landis
Max "I can't" Landis
Max "Spin around, and Cut them Down" Landis
max "my dad killed people" landis
Max 'pop their top like ol pop' Landis
Max "I suck dick while my dad kills for kicks" Landis
Max "Kids aren't bad helipads" Landis
Max "My dad directed Blues Brothers and loves crying Vietnamese mothers" Landis
Max "how do I" Landis
Max "Twilight Zone is covered with children's bones" Landis
Max "They broke my fall, but it killed them all" Landis
Max "i feel glad when i kill jennifer jason leigh's dad" Landis
Max "kid killing yid" Landis.
Max "Yellow peril" Landis
Max "gleefully spins propeller penis to Landis hate" Landis
Max "Death from above" Landis
Max "Asian Abrasion" Landis
Max "daddy thinks it's alright as long as the chinks die at night" Landis

What's it like only getting to be born because your dad escaped prison for manslaughter of Vic Morrow and 2 vietnamese children?

youtu.be/yjVPVGtjMCo?t=13s

You're pretty cool.

how come you wrote a pretty good comic book if you're completely untalented?

Why did you use a Getty Images photo for this thread instead of a personal photo so we'd believe you're who you say you are?

Timestamp. We need timestamps.

America Ultra should have been good, I don't know how they fucked it up so much.

Four words.

Jesse Eisenberg. Kristen Stewart.

Max is a good guy, he called out Disney Nu-Wars for creating a Mary Sue. Despite the obviousness of that statement, nobody working for Hollywood dared criticize this shitty movie, let alone, right when it was released.

See American Ultra

I enjoyed American Ultra. It was alright.

They've both been good in some stuff.

Why are your loglines so shit?
>m-muh genre mix

I liked your Frankenstein movie.
Do you have plans for something similar?

Also, are going visit the rlm guys in the future again?

Your appearances on RLM make me appreciate Jack a lot more.

If they've got some more good crap to laugh at, we'll see.

Go home Jack. This is no place for people who think internet anonymity is a bad thing...

Fuck off to reddit with your faggot shit.

How close have you been to Kstew and what did her skin/hair smell like?

Every movie you have ever been involved with bar non had been shit, how do you do it?
Inb4 muh chronical
Shit

She seems alright, though I bet she reeks of complicated relationships.

Hollywood doesn't let me direct my own films, they always use amateurs.

>Max "how do I" Landis
Ok, I chuckled.