Saturday night

>Saturday night

Why are you here?

Beers and films OI OI

nigga its 3pm

To find out if you can take off the mask

checking pre-release DVD/Blu-Ray "Mummy", AMA if You want

I don't have friends

watching college football posting about movies, going grocery shopping later
>comfy Saturday

Actually its Sunday morning

just to suffer

How informational is the commentary?
Do they hype up universals dark universe cinematic universe?

It's fucking 2PM in the afternoon here, you Euro, neckbeard loser.

you from canada ontario?

Eating lunch and shitposting. West Coast, Best Coast.

this

Y-you feel it too don't you?

I'm wallowing in my own sadness and being anti social
What else?

It's not even the afternoon

2pm senpai

wtf there are different timezones?

these

The hurricane is going to kill me and I want to spend the few hours of phone battery charge i have left calling people faggots

You'll be fine nigger

Pick one for me

Waiting for Monday locked away on a goat ranch waiting to go to rehab. Got handed a box of DVD to keep me occupied as Im locked away.

Currently watchingdistrict 9

documentary, specially over 20 minutes interview with kurtzman and cruise explain everything you miss in movie. they even explain why Nick is so plain and 'lame' and it was intentional, according to Cruise

to be honest, after listening these I totally see what Alex and Cruise vision was. Feel sorry that audience expected another indiana jones rip-off instead actual refreshing idea. Personally I couldn't find better way to bring 'classic monsters around us' in XXI century any other way

bonus content is wellworth, almost 1:30 hour of stuff. lots of behind scenes material, lots of back information, i can't belive how having so much material prepared, theatral release was such a mess.

also, when you see sets, effects (whole plane interrior made of soft-materials, to use inside zero-g jet and make sure actors don't get harm shocked me. you see military plane or ladder in movie - then you realise it is just sponge but looking so fucking real.

also mummyfu freaks gonna love over 10 minutes Ahmanet behind scenes material, including graphic novel

I didnt make any real friends in college and go through girlfriends to fill the void. But i am nogf at the moment

the youngest

tianna but she seems to be a complete stacy

just pump n dump

op is a janitor/mod/auto-thread bot that started this one to make the board look alive.

Pick the annoying whore with no substance

Smelliot. You know it to be true

I want to watch kino tonight but can't even do that because it's Gay Pride day in my fucking city and it's so fucking loud.

Might have to break out the headphones which isn't that comfy

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Where can I send my pitch for black lagoon

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WHO DIS?

I literally have no friends or family. I spend all my spare time shitposting trying to get (you)s so I feel like I'm interacting with people

no idea, maybe ask universal social media workers, i m just a DVD reviewer

who?

always willing to help a brotha out

It's 5:30am on a Sunday and I just got home from working nightshift at the casino.

Watch out guys. It's Kyle "Motherfucker" Reese.

I'm a 27yo college dropout and never had a job.

>"""foot"" ball

what the fuck are you doing with your life

>go to dining room to eat breakfast before heading home from college this morning
>see Stacy I recently fell in love with with fat friend getting food in distance
>rush to the aisle adjacent her line of sight
>grab a cookie and head out with still hungry
>go to bus stop
>everyone's with friends on what must be a /comfy/ Saturday
>sit alone waiting for the bus

I asked my friends if they wanted to see It today but none responded. They don't do anything but sit around and drink anyway


And they all have wives too. And here I am, dick in hand, haven't been on a date in a year...


I'm seeing a psychologist about my anxiety at least. Have a second appointment Wednesday...

Why?

It's not even 4pm bro. If I had to wager a guess, though, I'll still be here for the rest of the night

Why not.
Mommy cooks for me and buys me clothes already, why work 8h a day.

You're gonna die of depression or something else in your late 40s btw

>night
Eurocuck detected.

How do you guys deal with tfw no gf?

In case you're not larping stop this ASAP.

Crying and masturbating

>late 40s
I hope I don't last that long

To sneedpost, Mr. Big Dead Meme.

>feeling anything at all
newfig

...

How the fuck.
I'm thrilled if I even get two fucking matches and I spent a fucking day working on myself with beauty products and lighting what the fuck does your profile look like Chad?

kaylee in the middle.

Exercise and just go outside, Jesus. Get a real hobby. I wasted my teen years and early twenties like this, you don't have to. I can go out now and talk to women and get a date for tonight, I've done it before and I've got one set up for tomorrow - and I'm fat and mustached.

I have gone full circle from feels to no feels back to feels a lá L'Étranger by Albert Camus

I'm literally lifting in between posts after a long break from lifting. Dunno what to do for hobbies or people because I just moved to a new city and it's kinda quiet. Also I'm 24 next month so that ship may have sailed.

What do I do except lift?

Never.
Materialism doesn't tempt me one bit, all I need is shitposting and good old PS2 games. Not reproducing isn't even out of the ordinary anymore.

it's 4pm but I'll still be here tonight drinking rum and eating chicken pot pie desu

Waifus and Karate.

You're the only one that can answer that, I can't just throw things out there and see what might interest you. You may as well Google "how to humanize myself."

And when you want to live how do you start? where do you go? who do you need to know?

because theres a hurricane about to deepthroat florida like a varsity cheerleader and im gonna be in the eye of the bitch. im not going anywhere

because I'm in Florida

Just kill me Bane

Your mom will not always be around. And you're missing out on human relationships.

Stop trying hard and you'll be fine

Emma is the only one that looks comfy.

Women can smell despair from a mile away and your polished up pics and bio ooze it

I highly doubt that webm is legitimately of some user here

Not the guy you're responding too,
but my mom is already dead and I barely have support network (that is, if you count the two people used to work with). What do you recommend for an optimistic guy to attain these human relationships, seems like half the time my anxiety gets in the way 99% of the time.

How does one "not care" and take a photogenic picture?

As if having a gf is a good thing.
tfw no dating though. That's real pain my man.

Shitposting while watching college football and later tonight Im going out to a bar to watch more college football but there is gonna be some singer that was in some reality show so there will probably be some stacys there I can talk to while I destroy my liver for the 3rd straight day until I wake up tomorrow and go to the same bar and watch pro football for the 4th day. Also, Im betting a few games to spicy it up a little. Being a degenerate loser is awesome.

path of the warrior is long and lonely

Rude poster
>and I spent a fucking day working on myself with beauty products and lighting
Stop doing that

no.
youre punishment must be more severe.

How do we know you haven't just nicked another blokes picture to chat up these birds, you cheeky bugger?

Cause the girls im hanging with at the bar are at the toilet and im passing the time, to make it Sup Forums related; IT was 8/10.

torture..?

If I did that I'd have the type of instagram bimbos I was reallt hoping to get. and the girls I've super liked would have liked back;_;

The ones you've got look pretty hot to me user

Alright, let's see what "your natural" post looks like mate.

show us some of your conversations

Arrogant Americunts think they are the world. Shocker.

yes..
but not of youre body.

This user gets it.

you shitpost like a young man, with nothing held back

admirable, but mistaken

Sure, but all I want is an instgram bimbo like picture related
I can post a what celeb do you look like thing. I'm not posting my race here though since I know there's a handful of people in this area that post and one from /asp/. My bio just says "I like films and my mom still dresses me" "instagram: maybe if you're intersting"

Thicccc

>race
FACE
>tfw fell for the basic ig bitch meme and can't get out

patiently waiting

is there any porn with these "looks" that isn't just nigged with aniston?

(tries too hard poster) I checked out that site and I look like Vinny Guadagnino / Kirk Acevedo.

Don't know how I can use this information, but there you go.