It's a 'Young Sheldon corrects the teacher' episode

>it's a 'Young Sheldon corrects the teacher' episode

>It's a Young Sheldon gets tested again episode

>it's a "we are cancelling the show after 8 episodes" kinda episode

>it's a 'Young Sheldon gets moved forward a grade level and has to leave behind his friends leading to further social isolation' episode

>it's a 'Sheldon's mom gets him vaccinated and he contracts autism' episode

>It's a Young Sheldon switches between edging to loli porn and watching third world execution videos for 8 hours episode

>It's a "Young Sheldon calls his brother a monkey, LMAO" episode.

>it's a BAZINGA origin story episode

>It's a Young Sheldon clones himself and it turns out the clone wasn't evil but original Sheldon was episode

It's literally him jumping into high school as a kid.

>it's a Bazinga origin season

Didn't Smart Guy already do this?

>it's a Bazinga origin series

>It's a "young Sheldon meets a girl who is smarter than him" episode

Just so you guys know, Jim Parsons narrates the whole show. Constantly. Practically introduces ever single scene.

That's right, you get a double dose of Sheldon.

>it's a Young Sheldon psychologically tortures her for months on end until she commits suicide so he can retain his title of smartest kid in school episode

Is this gonna be autism kino bros? Young Sheldon is L I T T E R A L L Y /our guy/. Reddit and Tumblr already hate him for being "cringy" because he's not le cool nihilistic badass genius like Tony Stark. We need to support this show

>be 9
>correct the teacher about the spelling of a word
>i was right
>parents get called drame ensues
the school year was bad.

what? Elaborate.

This, Sheldon was always /ourguy/, only newfags think Sup Forums hates him

>We need to support this show

Yes give more money to the electric jew.

it was about the spelling of the word "serpe" (billhook in french) i told her it was serpe, she told me it was cerpe, she started looking in the dictionary towards the start, i told her to look at the "S" instead of the "C".
she got so fucking mad i ended at child psychiatrist

worth it

What the fuck.

It's a serious serious problem that no boy now has a male teacher until the age of like fucking 13.

>It's a Young Sheldon thinking about all the mistakes he made in life before sleep episode

>It's a Young Sheldon gets told to stay after class by his teacher thinking he got in trouble only to find out that she wants him to fuck her with his prepubescent penis as a reward for doing so well in her class.

some of the best teacher i had were female so that's not really the problem. she was a fucking asshole that ruined my year. but well now all i remember is this funny story so whatever.

i was in school just before the lefty problem became so important. kids now are truly fucked up.

thanks user

>actually the correct pronunciation is...

at least it as a spoiler jackass. What part of SFW dont you understand

...

>it's a 'Young Sheldon shows skepticism about 6 million Jews being gassed and incinerated' episode

>>>reddit

This is worse than Reddit and Tumblr, it's normie trash.

Get a load of this guy

>double dose of Sheldon
Just like my Japanese animes.

I dont mind /ss/ I am at a childs birthday party right now.
Also I dont browse Reddit and I would love for you to prove that I do

regular shotacon is better anyways

>I don't browse reddit
>yet has shit taste anyway
hmmm

/ss/ is one of the boards on the main page of infinitychan. It is normie

MONDONGO

that much is apparent

YAMETE

>le autisms
>kino
>bros
>sam hyde picture
Who the fuck linked you here? Get the fuck out of my board.

What's his catchphrase again?

Notorious school shooter Sam Hyde is /ourguy/

No.

JUMANJI

Who?

>it's a "young Sheldon schools some right-wing bigots using wacky humour and references to 1990s popculture" episode

PORUNGA

>"Yes, theuniversehad abeginning. Yes, the universe continues toevolve.And yes, every one of our body's atoms is traceable to the big bang and to the thermonuclear furnace within high-massstars.We are not simply in the universe, we are part of it. We are born from it. One might even say we have been empowered by the universe to figure itself out — and we have only just begun."
LMAO

too real, please delete

>*cut*
>teacher asks Young Sheldon if he knows the answer
>*cuts to a blackboard full of physics formulas*
>*zoom out*
>teacher makes a confused face and with a high-pitched voice says "that's... good Sheldon..."
>the audience roars
>"...but the answer is 1492"
>audience goes wild, everyone laughs to tears (including the cast) and gives a 50 minute standing ovation during which a total of 8 people die of laughter attacks

I bet all you faggots unironically like tbbt and are looking forward to this.

This, L I T T E R A L L Y this

Stop samefagging retard

Penny's tits are prime in some episodes but is a mute show nothing more.

Kek

>it's a 'sheldon fucked his teacher and was a non virgin all along episode'

>it's a "Young Sheldon starts a kissing booth episode."

And that teacher was a man. His first dick.

>it's a "Young Sheldon gets addicted to hentai games" episode

>"no, the answer is 1488"
And that's how we get the show cancelled.

>it's a "Young Sheldon starts killing the neighborhood cats and leaves the crucified bodies in the black family's front lawn" episode

I played custom Ai droid and so far it's fucking trash I could see young Sheldon getting all up in that shit.

>"Mother, you do know incest has a long, rich history that has displayed a multitude of benefits in the relationship between mother and son, and can also contribute to a substantial increase in the child's productivity in school and even their social life. I am reaching an age where my sexual curiosity is becoming more and more prevalent, wouldn't you rather I practice it safely with you instead of some two bit floozie out in town?"
que laugh track

>" Oh Sheldon I don't know, it just doesn't seem Christian to perform sexual acts with one's child..."
>"Actually Mother, there are many documented cases of incest in the bible, such as Lot and his daughters and Cain and his mother."
>" Well, your father has been gone a long time, and I do miss the touch of a man greatly. Maybe we can start slowly and see how it goes from there.
>"Bazinga! I'll be waiting in the bath tub!"
que laugh track

Fuck you now I gotta fap

That's not a Truman thread pal.

sam hyde is retard faggot cancer

worst bait of the week

>If you play the entire series at a high enough speed for it to fit in the time it takes to say a normal bazinga it sounds like one
pottery

>que

>tfw i only know about this show bc /tv fell for the viral marketing meme
Like pottery.