/Drunk Rant "I WILL NEVER FUCKING BE ALT RIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"/ Edition
Basically he's drunk in his dressing gown and raging hard again and again that I HATE THE ALT RIGHT. Also bitches like crazy about how some people in thr Alt Right think he is room-bound and doesn't work out (implying no one else thinks it, Gordo). He just seems completely out of it. He seems catatonic, delerious even. He seems to blame the Alt Right for all his problems in life. He's practically begging to be sent hate by us, he can't fucking deal with it when we're nice. It fucks his brains.
He's really losing it. We need a real psychologist to diagnose this crazy fuck. 100% seriously. He might remove his vids any moment based on how he's complaining about his channel now and feels constrained because of all the new viewers. Someone download the fucking archive, stat!
Uhh, my first Jahans thread. What kind of beautiful and mystique revelations can i expect?
Ethan Price
How do we go about getting Jahans more subscribers?
John Green
What do you guys think, is he intelligent? Even if you guys don't agree with his views, that wouldn't mean that he isn't intelligent.
Tyler Walker
30 minute mark: He suggests that alt right subscribers are masochists who listen to him because they like to be humiliated and insulted....
He's going all out in the nastyness department. This is like his last ditch effort to try to drive us away, or something. He's just being the ultimate asshole in an attempt to somehow rectify the situation
He was being slightly nice to us for a while, but now he's had his release. He can no longer pretend to be a non-cunt. At heart, he's a cunt, and will always invent fictional enemies to vent his cuntiness upon.
Fascinating.
Julian Collins
Listen to one of his videos and the Jahanic wisdom will flow. The true spiritual Leader of the alt right!
Oliver Campbell
I think I just a large portion of what was left of my social skills, this video was that bad.
Lucas Hughes
33 minute mark: He starts laughing out loud like a complete fucking maniac out of the movie Psycho. Holy fuck
Mass murderer, when, f4m? 0.o
Lincoln Green
He has intelligence, I think, but it's underneath a giant thick wall of insecurity, psychological issues, and stress.
He doesn't have access to his intelligence because his brain is so screwed up atm. Hopefully we can troll him towards mental health.
Kevin Edwards
Driving this sperglord nuts is the meme right's pet project, like CWC was to Sup Forums.
Brody Butler
he secretly craves the attention and he can see he believes he's superior to his viewers in some twisted way
Nathaniel Martinez
When is he going to start making Doctor Who/sonic comics?
Caleb Anderson
He's a lot more self aware and resilient than he may seem
Eli Parker
He likes to make trump fan fic!
Alexander Sanchez
It was funny to see him shut down and some self defense instinct kick in. Sadly it kind of ruined commenting on his videos.
Juan Phillips
I'm going to post my rares.
Also, where are my South East lads at? I live in Reading and go to the uni there, saw another guy is in Guildford and goes to Uni of Surrey.
Jahans is half an hour away from us...
Alexander Morris
He's not drunk, leaf.
Jahans is a strict anti alcohol cuck.
Joshua Ross
This guy is going to be memed into becoming Alt-right, isn't he
Christopher Taylor
Whoever is trying to make this guy Sup Forumss version of chris chan just stop it
Christian Morales
Who would fuck his saucy mother?
1 of 2
((Helen Jahans))
Connor Jones
Is a secret, Dont tell anyone.
Evan Miller
So it's basically proven this Canadian is Alexander Jahans shilling his own videos, right?
Isaac Martin
I can only effectively communicate through grunts and grabbing my dick since watching the video.
Jonathan Torres
Helen Jahans - his mother has been going for various mri scans because cancer has been detected... This is a rare piece of inside trivia btw
>tfw a little bit of your saucy sister is a part of you
Joshua Hill
Which one is 'better' ? CWC or Jahan ?
Elijah Martin
CLASSIC JAHANS FANFIC ABOUT TRUMP
Jahans is commonly spotted around Woking, you should get footage or pics of him and storm him saying HI DO WE KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE
loool
Alexander Hall
It makes sense that Helen + Keith produced Gordon, but how the fuck did Helen + Keith produce Rebecca?
Blake Roberts
...
Brandon Jackson
They're both too unique to be compared like that. Both CWC and Jahans are interesting in their own ways
Evan Nguyen
Her womb is polluted.
Matthew Sullivan
actually closeup photos of Rebeca reveal she's slightly ugly and weird looking
Someone can post them, I don't have them saved
Isaiah Hughes
See?
Close up she doesn't look like a stunner at all.
Mason King
CWC because he isn't a shitty forced meme.
William Scott
She looks good desu. Her beauty is magnified because Jahans is her brother but, honestly, I'd fuck her.
Cameron Hall
Who does he live with?
He yells pretty fucking loudly when he rants it must be audible to whoever is in the house
Jacob Johnson
A deal's a deal, user!
Josiah Price
KILL YOURSELF
Evan Foster
Look, your opinions are not important. You are from Canada and thus, by default, worse than Jahans.
Luis Cook
Don't like the Janhans? Don't post in his treats
Infidels should un subscribe!
Luke Lee
He lives with his mum and dad. His sister often comes back and stays in her bedroom.
They all know what he does and are frequently trolled by the same people that want Alex dead.
Jahans hs said before that his mum often watches his videos. She has also frequently interrupted Jahans while recording his vids in the hopes that she may be in one - but he keeps cutting her out in the edit.
Oliver Cox
...
Isaiah Lee
Original is best.
Hudson Barnes
This is beyond shit. Looks nothing like Jahans.
Dylan Brooks
...
Nicholas Cruz
His mum and dad are separated now though?
Ayden Murphy
Well not really. They were separated for a while but they're back together now.
Anyway, she never moved out. And Based Keith frequently goes out on day trips to book festivals in England to escape the madhouse.
Check out Keith's Peatmore blog.
Lincoln Kelly
Why is he so weirdly proportioned? His head is tiny even compared to his fat body.
Isaiah Miller
I want to suckle on the teats of knowledge and power.
Jackson Flores
Surrey white heterosexual tea drinking Protestant master race reporting in,
Michael Ross
The tits of knowlege and power!
Sacred to any Jahansnism!
Nicholas Gray
Lol his dad just HAD to be named Keith. Something about that name man...
Anyway im glad his mum and dad are back together.
Liam Murphy
>Mock my tiny head ONE MORE TIME
Jaxon Lopez
lol every single video has shit tons of downvotes. i kinda wonder if his mom is starting to feel sad for him since yall say she watches the vids. or does she buy it when he says "it's just racist people"
Logan Barnes
Yes lad!
Justin Myers
You must suck his micropenis first
Gavin Sanchez
>tfw should have pulled out.
Adrian Nelson
The microdick of courage?
Michael Sanders
...
Cooper Stewart
His mom probably knows he was picked on in childhood because of his testosterone disorder.
Samuel Rogers
me too but shw's not a 10/10
Jack Taylor
Everyday you spam this shill thread. Sage
Hunter Hughes
She's often told Alex to stop publishing his whole life for the world to see and instead get a job or go on benefits and he resents her for it.
She also "stole" 500 quid from Alex when she made him pay for the bed he sleeps in because he'd made the old one too dirty.
I feel like cleaning my room. He is trully inspiring!
Xavier Parker
such a bizarre shape for a human to be
Jaxon Watson
You are either with us or against us
Infidels Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Infidels should un subscribe! !
Ayden Murphy
This actually clean for Jahans
Pic related is how he normally lives
Josiah Davis
...
Christian Watson
>diet coke
everytime
Bentley Roberts
Literally this, my room is now spotless
Evan Jackson
The fuck is he eating? Disgustang!
Josiah Scott
I genuinely don't know what's in the bowl.
Noah Howard
too bad his whole story is going to be up forever, plus the embarrassing photos
He is going to be so sorry someday lel
Noah Lee
Looks like oatmeal. It's patrician.
Luis Kelly
Why do people feel the need to eat so much shit? I could make it most the day on that oatmeal and coffee
Kevin Howard
just done mine as well, feel a lot better now
Nicholas Lee
Pics :)
Nathan Ross
Satan's clean his room!
Check them.
Camden White
>it's another Esoteric Jahanist thread wew lad
Adrian Perry
ain't nothin' woo about it, EJ is confirmed by SCIENCE infidel!
Henry Perez
Verified qt
Ethan Foster
aint no new zealand verificating shit in my thread holmes
dammmmmmmmm
Chase Miller
>Keep bombing his brain with kindness!
Michael Peterson
and to think Gordon-san is not an anime watcher
feels tragic maigne
Nathan Gonzalez
I kinda wonder how a retard comes to hate the idea of racism. the ones in my school just liked sticking together in a way it was kinda nice seeing them being happy among there fellow potatoes.
Colton Richardson
It's not mainstream enough for his pleb tastes. He's not even good at being an autist assburger
Benjamin Young
well he's not a literal retard, he's just not bright but it's weird he's a thinker but he thinks dumb shit, if that makes sense
He came to think racism is evil literally from Doctor Who and college, no joke.
Jackson Campbell
he went to college? why
Isaiah Harris
I'm honestly starting to think he might be kind of dumb, but how does someone dumb grow up interested in sci-fi and writing and get thought of as a "smart kid"?
It's a strange case. He's a nerd but not a smart nerd. Usually nerd goes hand in hand with, at minimum, above average intelligence.
Ayden Nelson
I don't blame him.
He's trying to keep whatever bit of monetization he's allowed to hold on to.
Aaron Sullivan
>tfw you will never be a Sup Forums meme like jahans
Blake Edwards
College means something different in the UK.
-> High School (GCSEs) -> College (A-levels or other qualifications) -> University (Degree)
