We are not leaving Europe

we are leaving the European Union.

How the fuck is the UK in Europe? It's not even on the continent!

Can't tell if German humour or if it's some retard Turk-posting.

It's a Turk.
A true German would hate the EU or would like a different verson of it.

>German humour
complete oxymoron there

It is a serious question. Is Cuba in the United States? Is it North American? No on both. Why? Because it is a fucking island.

>A true German would hate the EU or would like a different verson of it.

Turkey is in Asia. I am a 40th generation Germanic. I just think that Europe can be geographically defined and I do not see how the islands in the North West should be considered part of Europe.

Pic related.

>complete oxymoron there
A Kiwi walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's not a pig but a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: " Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

Just stop Hans, you're embarrassing yourself

Ahhhhm, what is water and climate change?

Can't wait until London is consumed tbqh

Nope, I am funny.

Q: What is the New Zealand version of a hat trick?
A: Three runs in three balls.

P.S. if I should explain any of my jokes to you, Brit, just let me know!

Is Madagascar on the African continent?

Look Hans I can do it too

Q: What do you call a pissed off German?
A: Sauerkraut.

>Is Madagascar on the African continent?
No. It is an island in the Indian ocean.

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Explain this joke. I don't get it.

Also:

Why are there so many big, black Xs paid on the back of New Zealand sheep?

Well, the government marked kicking sheep in a safe sex campaign.

Sour Kraut

>ITT: Germany has autism

What about this one

Q: What does a German politican have in common with a German pornstar's mouth?
A: They're both full of shit.

>It's not even on the continent!
Since the Eurovision shitfest you should know this does not matter.

>Some britbongs actually believe they are not in the european continent.

Like it or not pal

Yes? How is this funny? It is reality.

I saw my kiwi m8 the other day, walking down the street with a sheep under each arm. I shaouted 'Hi mate, You shearing?' then he said 'naa mate, I'm gonna fuck 'em both meself'

>I am a 40th generation Germanic

>>I am a 40th generation Germanic
I can trace back my ancestry (through an unusual family name) to Aachen in 917AD.

>Britian is not part of Europe, it's an island!
>Hawaii is not part of North America, it's an island!
>Indonesia/Malaysia and the Philippines are not part of Asia, they're islands!
>Madagascar is not part of Africa, it's an island!

>How the fuck is the UK in Europe?
The same way Magadascar is Africa.

ITT: Butthurt German upset about the inevitable fall of the 4th Reich