FEDS RUNNING SCARED

Federal government funding research on how to stop "trolls"

freebeacon.com/issues/feds-spend-499571-combat-online-trolling/

my sides

Best investment ever.

I hate this planet.

Start the tiny red pill manufacturing line. We gonna need them.

who /fardarkreaches/ of the internet here?

Our memes are getting to (((them))) lads!!

>$499,571
W-What? Why not just $500,000? Why the weird number?

They are paying people to be submeged in our memes every day for hours at a time

They are paying for the privilege of converting more people to our side

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begun, the troll wars have

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>mfw the feds couldn't handle the bantz

those jew defenders are in the wrong side of history

That's like half a dozen IT guys salaries for a year.

The Feds would have a better image if they stopped acting worse than the criminals. They are like a mafia but with more money.

>tfw the government is wasting money because of our shitposting

Is this a fucking joke? There's no way this is real. If it is I'm just going to end my life before it gets any worse

Trolling is part of the human condition.

The romans trolled eachother on their graffiti walls.

>implying the feds care about le 4chinz
they're worried about the 50 cent party and Putin loyal army of state sponsored neckbeards

If being trolled posting time-stamped tits is a good way to ward off attacks and gain positive reinforcement.

Remainder is 420+9, so it's a subliminal message to try and make people think that smoking weed gets you pussy

>feds spend 1/2 a million on stopping people like me
>I do it for free

Tax dollars hard at work

What are they going to spend that money on? How are they supposed to spend half a mil fighting trolls?

is that a picture of the "troll army" or is that a picture of a federal workers combating online trolling???

It's a CTR shill hard at work above the UPS store.

>implying anyone could stop pur dank memes

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They are literally using your taxes to silence your free speech

They should just pay us like 100k each to stop trolling. I definitely would ;^)

This just proves the government is way too bloated and way over its Constitutional guidelines and needs to be drastically reduced in size. Its supposed to be "we the people... establish justice, ensure tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and prosperity."
The government has become tyrannical.

It will never cease to amaze me how normies are completely unaware of how internet works. Yeah, way to go USA, just throw half a million bucks to fight anonymous NEETs from Sup Forums. Socialism at work.

DHS analyst here. We really don't give two shits about this site... trolling in general... etc. What we would care about is if it's a gateway to radicalization, if cp was rampant, or if it advanced other illicit activity

Army implies some sort of network and central command structure.

They could pay me 500k dollarydoos just to explain to them how retarded they are.

What's up FBI? How does it feel to be incompetent?

That seems like a pitiful amount of money after Hillary blew 6 million trying to dominate the internet with her CTR trash.

Maybe it's just a creative way of keeping federal funding? Or maybe someone wants to be paid to shitpost.

>500K on shitposting research

heh

shooting them is the costless solution and will please and confort people
those online terrorists must be stopped

>$500k to combat shitposting
>CTR spends more than twice that at shitposting

I see this as a very positive step. Trolling can get out of hand, and most of it is not based on fact.

Exactly. For example, I'm no fan of Hillary Clinton, but a lot of the trolling against her is obviously rooted in sexism. It goes way too far man.

this

wtf i HATE sexist trolling now!

FEMA camps for white cis male trolls when?

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I hate all one of you.

they've seen /cfg/ and r/t_d and shitting their pants right now

they would've not unleash war against alt-right for no reason, now they need to rely on federal funding to stop us

>$500k
>20 shills for $25k/year, $20k being salary and $5k in benefits
>a new government job that turns into the DMV in terms of efficiency
>19 out of 20 shills will become redpilled from spending so much time on Sup Forums and Sup Forums in 2 weeks, but keep the job. 1 will quit.

kek

>Hillary
Why is Hillary's campaign pushing to demote the Presidential Debates to a forum where they are on stage at different times?

Is it true that #CrookedHillary has no stamina and can't stand for a 2 hour debate? Too much corruption being exposed to withstand it? #CantStandTheHeat

Does Hillary know she can't beat Trump and 3rd party candidates in a debate on the issues? Is this the #1 weak spot of Hillary? #OverTheHill

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>fighting "troll armies"

The late roman empire had a hard time dealing with the mongols, or rather was completely incapable of doing anything of use. Hiring a shitload of underequipt barbarians and sending them against an enemy that can retreat and pelt you with arrows constantly wasn't the best of ideas.

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