>be canadian >be angry at country >go to Sup Forums >shitpost all day because all jobs are gone
Matthew Jackson
Kek
It's all true but still better than being Canadian
Lincoln Kelly
hahahahaha i love canada
Ian Thomas
If you can't understand the chessman that is football then go back to not killing your enemies you dumbfuck leaf
Aaron Robinson
why is it so easy to tell when the leaf posters are pooinloos?
Ryder Adams
I take the pants shitter over the canadian
Jack Reed
>be white American
>go onto Sup Forums
>start reading leaf's shitpost
>leaf doesn't know that Canada isn't far behind in terms of obesity rates
>leaf doesn't know that 80% of black women are overweight which shifts obesity rates
>leaf doesn't know that white conservative Americans are the fittest Americans
>leaf doesn't know that white Americans are more fit than white Canadians
checkmate, leaf.
Carter Perry
>Waddle and roll into my oversized SUV -which I've never taken off road Fucking Kek
Angel Hill
>go to jail for not tipping the cop
Thomas Torres
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Anthony Scott
Dunno, Canada sounds pretty comfy...
Jayden Nelson
>as under 6% of a televised NFL match is actually spent playing the game And people have the audacity to call me weird...
Camden Moore
>>leaf doesn't know that white Americans are more fit than white Canadians
kek
Josiah Bell
80% of 5% of the population isn't exactly significant when the overall average is 70%
Connor Gutierrez
Proud of you bro. Great shitpost. Hope to see more from you!
Jose James
>be bored believer of mohammad >look up pics of FGM on the net >fap to white whores getting their pussies mutilated and clits removed for just for it to look smooth and pleasing for their masters >find some site droning on about how FGM is such a horrible thing >realize how fucked up the U.S is where MGM is the norm and parents are PAYING to have their little sons dick chopped up >some of these people are even in so much denial they try to reason why cut is better on threads here
Is there a nation more cucked than the US? How can they complain about some of us grooms up young girls for sex when they irreversibly cripple their own sons at an even earlier stage? We're just hasting up the inevitable here when they'll grow up into degenerate whores anyways. They never complain when you finger their wet little pussies, have you ever seen a boy be happy while they get circumcised?
Evan Bell
THERE CAN'T BE THIS MANY PEOPLE SHARTING IN WALMART REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dylan Nguyen
Canada is weird, at least where I live. In middle/highschool everyone has the same build. Girls are skinny or slightly chubby, guys are either skinny, or skinny but built.
But once they leave girls start ballooning at around 25-30 years of age. and guys either get FUCKING SHREDDED or get the largest beer gut you'll ever see.
Aaron Wilson
I don't know how you can be so fat, I mean if I begin to eat/drink crazy amount of fat and sugar I will just feel sick and have digestive problems after just few days which would dissuade me to ever do it again, even without working out I'm sure I could not go over a BMI of 25 until I reach an age like 35 (when the metabolism begins to slow down).
And the rest of the world believes a pie chart...beta
Henry Moore
>study performed by Wall Street Journal Surely the freest American media wouldn't lie.
Nicholas Perry
Nothing wrong with the food unless you get fast food, it's more like the people just let themselves go because they are selfish and have the freedom to
Caleb Hill
I least a quarter of the time is game time. Still way better than soccer. At least during our 11 minutes of game action there actually is action instead of a bunch of fairies running back and forth never scoring.
Adrian Watson
You have to go back, sharty
Kayden Gutierrez
Even if they are only defining action as "when the ball is moving," there is still a lot more than 11 minutes if it. Not to mention there is a lot of strategy that happens before the play like substitutions and play calling. And DESPITE ALL OF THAT, if there is truly only 11 minutes of "gameplay," it's still more entertaining than an entire soccer game
Carson Allen
High fructose corn syrup. Americans are force fed this from birth, it's in everything they eat, because the corn lobbyists dictate the government. It's also one of the reasons they SHART IN MART
Christopher Watson
amerishitters on suicide watch
Brayden Ross
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Parker Campbell
ahahahahahha fuck amerifats and their condescending attitudes. none would survive up here in northeastern romania. all would die as it's full of hills and mountains
ahahahahhaha fuck you amerikeks. come at me. you'll get a heart attack about 25% of the way in. kek
also we will need bigger knifes to gut and rob them as their fat layer is very thick. i'll inform my fellow clansmen
Jaxson Wilson
I don't even like football, or soccer, or basketball
