What did you just call me?

>what did you just call me?

yikes

>gimme your gun
>and your backup

>"you heard me"

>whiskey, neat

>i can't accept your reward

>get me a beer

>place your gun on the ground and slide it over
>and the one in your belt
>and the one in your bra
>and the one in your boot
>and the one in your pusy

>It's quiet. Too quiet.

>you're a monster
>I know

>we ARE the backup!

>what's plan B?
>THAT was plan B!

There he goes again, madman pusy poater

>what is plan c?
>RUUUUN

>"teemee"

>character is about to leave the room
>gets insulted one more time
>turns around slowly

>you're bleeding
>it's not my blood.

>You didn't think it was going to be that easy, did you?

>You hear that?
>Hear what??
>Exactly.

>we're not so different, you and i

>If you kill him you'll become just like him!

>you don't get to bring friends

>YOU'RE OFF THE CASE

>they're not my friends

>and your other call?

>shoots a man
>proceeds to throw him out of his plane

>character won't stop posting dumb fucking frogs

>and why would I want them?

>they were after your prize, the mercenary, the masketta man

Absolutely B A S E D

>get them on board I'll call it in!

>It's not about the money!!

>he didn't fly so good

>Did you hear that?
>What?
>Bbbbbrrrrraaaaapppp

>I guess he wasn't immortal after all...

>antagonist/protagonist repeats his insult, enraging the other party, leaving them open for a swift surprise counter-attack

>I have to leave, there is nothing left for me here

KISAMA

>*character says something outrageous*
>I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

>character says "OH, I'M SORRY?!?!"
>isn't really sorry

Fucking crying

>you look like shit

>you should see the other guy