>what did you just call me?
What did you just call me?
yikes
>gimme your gun
>and your backup
>"you heard me"
>whiskey, neat
>i can't accept your reward
>get me a beer
>place your gun on the ground and slide it over
>and the one in your belt
>and the one in your bra
>and the one in your boot
>and the one in your pusy
>It's quiet. Too quiet.
>you're a monster
>I know
>we ARE the backup!
>what's plan B?
>THAT was plan B!
There he goes again, madman pusy poater
>what is plan c?
>RUUUUN
>"teemee"
>character is about to leave the room
>gets insulted one more time
>turns around slowly
>you're bleeding
>it's not my blood.
>You didn't think it was going to be that easy, did you?
>You hear that?
>Hear what??
>Exactly.
>we're not so different, you and i
>If you kill him you'll become just like him!
>you don't get to bring friends
>YOU'RE OFF THE CASE
>they're not my friends
>and your other call?
>shoots a man
>proceeds to throw him out of his plane
>character won't stop posting dumb fucking frogs
>and why would I want them?
>they were after your prize, the mercenary, the masketta man
Absolutely B A S E D
>get them on board I'll call it in!
>It's not about the money!!
>he didn't fly so good
>Did you hear that?
>What?
>Bbbbbrrrrraaaaapppp
>I guess he wasn't immortal after all...
>antagonist/protagonist repeats his insult, enraging the other party, leaving them open for a swift surprise counter-attack
>I have to leave, there is nothing left for me here
KISAMA
>*character says something outrageous*
>I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
>character says "OH, I'M SORRY?!?!"
>isn't really sorry
Fucking crying
>you look like shit
>you should see the other guy