Directed by Bryan Singer

>Directed by Bryan Singer

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One of the worst casting decisions in recent memory.

Parody tier, this is going to get slammed so hard

Fucking Brian May. No one gives a shit about the rest of the band, you're boring as fuck. You should have listened to Sacha Baron Cohen rather than chasing him off the project.

Should've just done a Village People biopic

lmao

Is the movie called Mercury?
Because that would be a nice title.

It doesnt bother anyone else that Rami Malek looks nothing like Freddie Mercury?

>nuPennywise disguised as Freddie

Dude needed to work on his arm strength for the role imo

Freddie Mercury was gay
And his fans are also gay

Hope that one guy hoping they'd get Freddie's teeth right is happy now

lmao

>movie about Reddit the singer

ill pass

>those teeth

>mfw

Cast him, then.

That's actually a good summary of Mercury's persona.

Sasha Baron Cohen

What the hell does Freddy Mercury have to do with Reddit now?

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I don't get why people even want this, musician biopics are always horrible. One that's about a gay popstar isn't going to suddenly be the only good one.

>Dem teeth
My sides

At least they got Brian May right.

>Sacha drops out

>Get vaguely arab looking guy to replace him

Great. Just great.

This is gonna be a fucking shit pile.

They wanted it because it was Sasha Baron Cohen, who can sing and also looks like Freddie and people wanted to see him do a serious role, and it's somethign that would suit him.

When he dropped out they decided to keep making it for some dumb fucking reason.

>no bulge on mercury
DROPPED

one fucking job, casting agents

it's just Rami Malek in bad cosplay, I'm sure those 3 fags that spam awful tumblr gifs of him will love it though

I was going to say why did they cast that manlet as Freddie Mercury but then I looked up Freddie's height and he wasn't even that tall. Wtf I always thought he was a big guy for some reason.

What bulge?

Sasha dropped out because the writers/band members pretty much forced him too.

>I always thought he was a big guy for some reason

for you

you just know that 90% of this movie is going to focus on him being gay and 10% on his showmanship and music

one of the reasons why is Sasha wanted it to be rated r but producers wanted it r-13

It's pretty much confirmed he pulled out because Brian May wanted the second half of the film to focus on the band after Freddie passes away and not solely on Freddie.

Didn't Sacha drop out because they want to have Freddie's death halfway through the movie?

Why would it even need to be rated R? Blatant gay sex scenes?

coke on midget head parties

Queen song in Shaun of the Dead.

does he have downs in this biopic?

why would anyone be hyped about this movie? sacha basically said the band wanted the movie to focus on the band's years after freddie dies

I want to bang his little frogbutt so bad

Less than that. One of the reasons Baron dropped out was because the band insisted that the film was about the band after Mercury's death.

So it'll get about halfway through, Freddie will die and the film will become even more shit.

yep, cohen even said that someone (probably may) said "then there's great thing that happens in the middle of the movie" and cohen asked "whats that?", "freddie dies".

Hasn't it been confirmed the film is the lead up to the Live Aid performance? I think the Freddie dying half way through thing was scrapped

This.

It's gonna be pretty awful no matter what. The better biopics aren't afraid to show the bad side to a person. Because Brian May and Roger Taylor have their hands all over this it's not gonna be anything like that. It's cos be nothing but hero worship.

More like Bryan Swinger

I heard it was both of these - May wanted more Band, Less Freddie and also wanted to cut out all the fag sex and drugs.

Adrian Brody?

Control is kino

And Freddit Mercury

His nose would be almost as bad as Malek's bug eyes.

More like Mac and Me than Freddie

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he looks like a fookin rabbit

No one wants to watch a Freddie Mercury movie where he isn't even in it for half of it, that's just pure narcissism on the part of May. Cohen probably had the right idea dropping out of that.

I mean what's it gonna be?
>Let's just rape the corpse of Queen for all it's worth with tacky benefit concerts and shitty pop singers
>Waah why does John Deacon not talk to us anymore?

They originally cast him but he dropped out.

Oh, so this might not be that bad of a movie then

The Sasha Baren Cohen version would be nothing butt extremely graphic gay sex and it would be awesome. This faggot is too pussy to take it in the ass on camera like a man.

Holy kek.
Who the FUCK thought getting a guy known for autistic roles to play one of the most charismatic pop stars of all times was a good idea?

This casting is even more awful than Fassbender as Steve Jobs, too unlike the Jobs movie this one will suck.

JUST

prove it fag

Queen was pretentious as fuck

well duhh singer should be the director since hes mkaing a movie about a singer

Sacha talking about why he dropped out. Confirming the shit in here.

The guy on the left holding the cat is the one who pozzed up Freddies neg boipucci with a hot load of noxious bug juice one sweltering summer night.

Freddie screamed NO!!!! but Jim went hog wild and screamed YES!!!! (This is why Freddie's unrelesed album was to be called "Hog Wild"

Oh hey, maybe I should post the link.
youtube.com/watch?v=xq-M4JA3fIU

Awful
true

>what does rick and morty have to do with reddit?
>what does the MCU have to do with reddit?
>what does game of thrones have to do with reddit?
>what does atheism have to do with reddit?
>what does social justice have to do with reddit?
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>the band has like 6 good songs
>gets a biopic
What the heck?

Worth it if we get Walk Hard 2.

>THIS IS SUCH A GAY FUCKING PERIOD!

Oh man I love Meme Music Man. He's almost as funny as Black Science Man.

jesus christ

>the band has like 6 good songs
so just like the beatles, rolling stones, nirvana, metallica, pink floyd, guns n roses, ramones and countless other garbage bands?

and none of those have biopics

Do we know it was his partner? Freddie was notoriously promiscuous and would fuck a new guy almost every night when they were touring

b8

Thanks Reddit!

Am the mentioned bands actually do
Dadrock is dead because dad's and preteen faggots beat its corpse for decades

pls don't bully him

Sucks Cohen dropped out of this as he has the chops for it.

When do we get more sashakino?

>What bulge?
his mouth

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This can't be real

Remi is too young and skinny. Homo shit aside, Freddie looked manly.

>"As far as we are concerned, this is it. There is no point carrying on. It is impossible to replace Freddie."
>Band continues to rape the corpse of a once great band without him
>URRGGHH HE'S SUCH A NEET NOW HE NEVER TALKS TO US ANYMORE URRGGGHHH WHAT A LOSER

Deacon was by far the most level headed (and talented) one and he gets ostracised by his narcissistic ex-band mates because he has the most respect for it.
INXS were exactly the same. Just kept going without any respect for themselves.

>they only have *lists popular songs played on the radio* as good songs
>hasn't listened to entire discography or at the very least a full album
Opinion discarded.

You have to go back

Freddie wasn't too pretty either but he had charisma. This rat-faced guy is just ugly af.

I did and I found only The Game enjoyable from start to finish.

Eeeeh I want to break free, Doc

>Hating something for its fanbase

No

This. Freddie is from a time where even the fags looked more masculine than modern day men

gays were always muscular. Traps and twinks is a fetish for straight bi-curious people

>masculine
he always looked like a gay porn actor / gay pride parade bear
stop this he was a real man meme

To be honest I sport this look with the tan lines, mustache and hair on my chest but I dress conservatively and my tinder is always on fire, girls love the "dad" look, just has to be a hot dad

>muscular
this is what goes for muscular in bongland

That's a dead ringer for May. Who is it?

numales think having hair on the chest makes you manly because they can't grow any hair and are insecure.

>It's a eh me, a-Mario!