/AGJ/ Alexander Gordon Jahans General

Latest Video:
Still hates Sup Forums
wants to torture the alt-right

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NVidVmrXvQ


Links:
okcupid.com/profile/Farshnuke?cf=regular
farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/
paypal.me/AlexanderJahans

Other urls found in this thread:

elance.com/s/farshnuke/
youtube.com/watch?v=9oXNrfswYH0
okcupid.com/profile/Farshnuke?cf=regular
youtu.be/Nf7idbxz8Pk
pastebin.com/zXZ9fihp
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

His sister stole all the good genes.

Post fresh pics and OC

she is a qt

Has she ever read any of his sci-fi sex scenes?

Dat blog update though.

you saved the pic
nice

Alex Jahan's CV

elance.com/s/farshnuke/

What's all this then?

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He hates us!

I feel special sempais!

some kind of get rich quick scheme?

Do you think he actually pisses in those bottles? Obviously not until the squash has been used.

At my lowest point my room looked very similar. The bottles of drink, packets of food and loo roll are all on hand to avoid having to leave that room. Even he isn't so shameless as to leave them out in the open so if they're there, he at least has the sense to hide them.

t. Ex piss-bottler

filtered for thinking he's a better kind of nothing than I

if you fug her you have the chance of having a alexander jahans genetic baby

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Praise the Jahanist priests!

Praise the final form of Vishnu!

Praise Fuhrer Jahans!

He's the one making these threads everyday isn;t he.

Wrong. Cult of Jahans' numbers are exponentially rising.

>tfw Jahan'd

I made this 2 days ago, I really like it

This is how a true Esoteric Jahanist lives, like a monk, peaceful, simple

Apparently that is Rebecca Jahans his sister/cousin, the family tree is very tangled. His mum (helen) and his aunt (Ruth) both married Jahans, price was their original name.

His mum has right wing views.

kek, I expect so

good luck to him, or her

thats a nice gif

i want to get him to lose weight it should help his mental condition being fit is a decent entryway into the iron pill i think we ca get him to run 30 minuets a day every day

please i really want to do this nice thing i like when we do nice things

yes

itt: fat autists act superior to another fat autist

He's also a member of the pol steam group

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sage

kill yourself faggot

His grammar sucks.

Jahans detected

Go fuck yourself

When the RAHOWA comes you filthy rat faced kikes are going to be the first ones to go in Jahans belly

Inside job?
You should read his trump fic.

I don't think he'd be willing to run outside with his tit condition.

Maybe a 30 minute dumbbell routine would help

Lads, I am trying to write a ED page for Jahans but I am /lazy/, how is this for an intro??? Any wiki fags want to lend a hand??

>"Alexander Gordon Jahans is a left wing [Link to autistic] autistic [link to left wing] person who is against the alt right and hates racisism. He is the mastermind behind Green nothing production and online faniction which is nothing like an austic verson of Dr Who. He came to prominace on [insert date] when an anti trump video of his was posted onto Sup Forums's pol. Since then retard pollacks and brit/pol/ have had an odd fasination with him. Jahans General are posted daily after every new video is released, the goal of which is unclear. Some just wish to observe the animal in his natural envrioment. Other try to enage the beast, with the goal being to obtain pure lulz or red pill him. So far there has been limited success with Jahans claiming that "he will never ever become alt-right" but this is likily him fighting his red pill suppository . Either which way hearty bantz are had."

Lord Jahan graces us with his presence.

its cute when you autists roleplay badass :)

Skip to 33:45 for psycho laffs

SHOOT YOURSELF YOU GUN TOTING RACIST

saved

I bet if he just started drinking only water he would drop 20 pounds in a month

Possibly, though he hasn't posted anything in the past and i dont think he talks to anyone who's apart of the group

you type like a faggot man to little girls

Can we meme him as the defacto poster (man)child of the Ctrl-Left?

thats because I am talking to a little autistic girl

its not too late to save yourself from your sodomite degeneracy, swine

what is his tit condition?
would swimming be out of the question?i think we can make him healthier bros lets try to get him to at least do this

>i think we can make him healthier bros lets try to get him to at least do this

I want to, but he just doesn't like us.

>Filtering

Enjoy it ostrich sempai.

AMERICANS
GIVE UP THE GUNS!
ITS NOT WERF IT!!!!!

He does have a legit genetic condition and would probably require surgery to completely get rid of the tits. That being said he obviously needs to eat less, do more cardio and use an actual dumbbell program instead of doing the same exercise over and over again with a light weight.

good start, informative and accurate

Found his sister's facebook page, can't post it because it is formatted as spam, we compiled a pastebin of what we want alex to achieve and send it to her.

I liked!

posting saucy pic to get noticed.

forgot the link

THIS VIDEO IS REQUIRED VIEWING FOR ANYONE NEW TO THE CULT OF JAHANS

youtube.com/watch?v=9oXNrfswYH0

Why do I really want this fat fuck to succeed and be reasonably happy? Am I a cultist?

Anyone got a screenshot of his okcupid?

welcome aboard
his redpilling will be done in 4-5 years by my estimates

Ayy back atcha comrade

You're doing it wrong
You're supposed to be redpilling him into becoming the alt rights first prophet. Not bullying the goy

Nope but here's the link.

okcupid.com/profile/Farshnuke?cf=regular

so this is the product of incest?

Verdict is still out on this one.

Why is he so mean to us, lads?

He hurts the people closest to him :'-(

he's a product of socialised healthcare and high fructose corn syrup

you guys use HFCS in England? I thought it was just an American meme

When did we first find Gordon?

his first big video here was his "why Donald Trump is so terrifying"

"I am consider myself quite bad at games."

OKEY DOKE.

His trump video contributed most of it.

Perhaps some knew of him before.

Do we know how old his mother is? I'm guessing she was north of 35 at the time of his birth.

I heard something about him being a relatively old discovery though.

JAHANIST DEMANDS FOR JAHANS:

1. Learn to free yourself to from political views, they should be fluid.
2. The Right Wing does not want to hurt people, we want people to be free from the state (no social welfare makes you a drone of a stae)
3. Many Right wingers are from lower class areas, learn this, we are the frontline for most political decisions.
4. Taking pride in your race does not mean you hate other races.
5. National Identity is a big part of the right wingers life, attack it you attack us.

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Got anymore lads?

It's everywhere. It probably does more long term damage to people than smoking.

youtu.be/Nf7idbxz8Pk

check out how he used to look also i think he was crying about this topic

Anglos were a mistake.

i think he was in relative obscurity before that, he even talked in his latest video about how he wishes he could go back to having 30 regular viewers

He really is the most sound argument i've seen against incest.
i feel worried about all the times i've fucked cousins now.

Anglos aren't a choice, they're the force of god.

how old is he he looks like he failed at hrt

Lads I have a complete dox of him.
Just spent 20 minutes doing it.
What shall I do?
I literally have everything. EVen his mobile number.

How could you fuck her knowing she has some of his genes in her

I think it more a argument against universities where he learnt most of his far left shit.

ew you can see his face on her thats some fucked up shit

You are thinking about wrong, he has some of her genes.

whats that in the bowl? milk and popcorn?

probably around 20-21, recording it at university
not trying to be mean but he was definitely thinner then

post pastebin, only have his sis's facebook.
planning on sending a her a link to a pastebin with Jahanist Demands.

Barley, severe budget food

That was just during that time period.
in the last few years he got really fat and quit shaving from the looks of it.

New info lads.

pastebin.com/zXZ9fihp

his voice has changed a lot after getting testosterone shots, he probably didn't need to shave then

I thought he said he didn't have a cell phone?

once again proving skyrim is a game for complete and utter autists

>Mentions his youtube channel in his CV.

Why doesn't he want to suck Woes' cock?

Posting again, wrote a little more, fuck me lads, writing is hard fucking work. I want to add a quote section so please let me know if you have anything you want to add to any section.

>"Alexander Gordon Jahans is a left wing [Link to autistic] autistic [link to left wing] person who is against the alt right and hates racisism. He is the mastermind behind Green nothing production and online faniction which is nothing like an austic verson of Dr Who. He came to prominace on [insert date] when an anti trump video of his was posted onto Sup Forums's pol. Since then retard pollacks and brit/pol/ have had an odd fasination with him. Jahans General are posted daily after every new video is released, the goal of which is unclear. Some just wish to observe the animal in his natural envrioment. Other try to enage the beast, with the goal being to obtain pure lulz or red pill him. So far there has been limited success with Jahans claiming that "he will never ever become alt-right" but this is likily him fighting his red pill suppository . Either which way hearty bantz are had.

Body progresson over time:
At first Jahans had the voice of an 8 year old boy and the body of a fat Welsh slag (He's tits being quite prominatent). His is attributed to his "fucked up genetics" [link to incest]. After a few interactions with pol they recogmened he get tested for low Testosterone. The madman actually did it and now his body seems to be mophoring. His voice is deep and he arms are a little less flabby. What is also of note is that he's now a lot more agressive with his viewer ship wishing that they come to harm (not that he'd ever be able to provide it). Funny how when you take more testosterone you start getting more manly and red pilled.

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