Tom Cruise learnt to kiss from his 3 big sisters

Why the fuck was he so lucky?

>tfw no 3 onee-sans to teach you how to kiss and cuddle and have sekkusu

stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/78203596/former-girlfriend-opens-up-about-tom-cruise-as-a-teenager

I wonder what else they taught him


>tfw daughter taught you how to kiss

Is Tom cruise's life literally a harem anime?

>ywn have three older sisters who show you the ways of love making

>cheated on tom cruise
lmao whooore

Lucky bastard.

The luckiest manlet alive, a paragon of the underprivileged

Lucky manlet, I bet they also carried him around like a baby

even more. He is living his dream. Does whatever wants whenever wants. Hated by half of world, yet remains top tier celeb for years.

No wonder he's so messed up, got molested by his sisters man.

That would be awful.
I would be so mad if they did that to me ha ha

>fat hause frau with three kids throws some shade at a man who used her for sex in her prime

Not surprising at all.

she could've been his first wife instead of Mimi

Based

why did people used to wear such stupid fucking underwear

Is he /ourguy/

Tom Cruise is the last true hollywood star, i'm gonna be gutted when he retires
Seems like a really nice guy aswell

>how come you're so good at kissing
>I grew up with 3 sisters

I heard he was a weird little twerp in high school that got beaten up a lot. At least that's what my friend's dad in Louisville who went to school with him said

kek

cruise truly is the chosen one

this needs to become an actual trope

>born with never aging good looks
>trained by his sisters to be a good bf
>has a solid career
>millionaire
is there something he can't do?

grow up

grow

Oh my