Why the fuck was he so lucky?
>tfw no 3 onee-sans to teach you how to kiss and cuddle and have sekkusu
Why the fuck was he so lucky?
>tfw no 3 onee-sans to teach you how to kiss and cuddle and have sekkusu
I wonder what else they taught him
>tfw daughter taught you how to kiss
Is Tom cruise's life literally a harem anime?
>ywn have three older sisters who show you the ways of love making
>cheated on tom cruise
lmao whooore
Lucky bastard.
The luckiest manlet alive, a paragon of the underprivileged
Lucky manlet, I bet they also carried him around like a baby
even more. He is living his dream. Does whatever wants whenever wants. Hated by half of world, yet remains top tier celeb for years.
No wonder he's so messed up, got molested by his sisters man.
That would be awful.
I would be so mad if they did that to me ha ha
>fat hause frau with three kids throws some shade at a man who used her for sex in her prime
Not surprising at all.
she could've been his first wife instead of Mimi
Based
why did people used to wear such stupid fucking underwear
Is he /ourguy/
Tom Cruise is the last true hollywood star, i'm gonna be gutted when he retires
Seems like a really nice guy aswell
>how come you're so good at kissing
>I grew up with 3 sisters
I heard he was a weird little twerp in high school that got beaten up a lot. At least that's what my friend's dad in Louisville who went to school with him said
kek
cruise truly is the chosen one
this needs to become an actual trope
>born with never aging good looks
>trained by his sisters to be a good bf
>has a solid career
>millionaire
is there something he can't do?
grow up
grow
Oh my